[b]Jan Mieszkowski
Brecht: What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? [/b]
Any bank founders here for the rebuttal?
Quote Nietzsche to
16: impress a love interest
20: impress a new roommate
24: impress yourself
28: annoy your parole officer
Let’s put them in the right order.
Age 18: I’ve never read Hegel!
Age 20: I’ve never read Heidegger!
Age 22: I’ve never read Žižek!
Age 24: Why did I ever read Hegel?!?
Age 26: Why did I ever read Heidegger?!?
Age 28: Why did I ever read Žižek?!?
Let’s put them in the right order.
I’m interested in reading some philosophy. Where should I start?
Kant: With Hume.
Hegel: With Spinoza.
Schopenhauer: Why bother?
Nietzsche: If you can read, it’s already too late to become a philosopher.
Let’s put them in the right order.
Logician: I wanted to be a mathematician
Epistemologist: I wanted to be a logician
Aesthetician: I was having trouble spelling “epistemologist”
Ethicist: I wasn’t very popular in high school
Obviously: All of the above.
[b]Are your kids texting about ancient philosophy?
LMAO = Let’s make Aristotle obsolete
FTW = Follow Thales wisely
LOL = Lots of Lucretius
BRB = Basilides routs Boethus
IMHO = I must Heraclitus obey
WTF = Will Thrasymachus fail?[/b]
So, sure, ask your kids and get back to us.