Pedro's Corner (Part 1)

“What do you want?”

“Parrot shit on my shoulders.”

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Why are lawyers hated, but journalists get a free pass? Not only a free pass, a pedestal? Lowest form of human.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4_nzJAsLU0[/youtube]

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Say it with me now: wi…

ni-ni-ni-ning!

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Just watching this and laughing like a maniac.

Forget Nixon. The type of problems Trump has been called to solve are Nixonian. But his name is to be mentioned alongside JFK.

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Lol, fucking clowns.

Ah, beautiful.

Bring it, bitches.

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We got ourselves a genious here.

Make Central America Africa Again?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YZwCqF2XM[/youtube]

In terms of the western right wing being the Fellowship of the Ring and socialism being the One Ring, the US is Frodo and Europe is Boromir.

i swear to god every time i see someone post a video of a politician in front of a podium, when i click on it, i’m redirected to this video:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDPmBWQMO4[/youtube]

Lol, you’re still reading this?

What are you doing around here you crazy commie?

Venus saves.

I was wondering, or have often wondered, about the appropriate approach to prayer. As usual, the Greeks had it down.

It is told that when Herakles went out to hunt the unhuntable lion, he encountered an old man who offered to execute a ritual sacrifice to Zeus for a good hunt. Herakles told him nah, lemme go see about this lion and if I come back and killed it, then we offer to Zeus.

Or, to paraphrase Gabriel García Marquez, luck strikes, but it has to find you working.

I wanna give a shout out to Kendrick Castillo.

Thank you for reminding us what balls look like.

That’s how real motherfuckers die.

We should be burning his body in a pire and throwing funerary games for at least two weeks.

Kendrick Castillo

Oh hell no. I ain’t bout to get shot up trying to save some random zeros i dont even know in some social studies class somewhere. My life is infinitely more important than everyone in that classroom combined. In fact, I’d probably grab the nearest fat kid for a shield.

When you realize it’s not instead of nothing you realize how truly big the world is.

:text-yeahthat:

Though its not he was looking for luck from Zeus, but simply to please Zeus. That is what a real religious man does, he doesn’t want favours from the gods, he wants to favour the gods, as he is favoured by these gods being his heritage. For the greater glory of Zeus.

HAIL KENDRICK CASTILLO

I wanted to see if we could attribute May 8 to him, but it is already sacred as the end of World War 2.

He is in Valhalla in any case.