My Dad visited! Three hours is perfectly enjoyable, a nice lunch and light conversation, a quick check-up on my vehicle, some Grandpa bonding time with Cotton…aaaaaahhhhhh. Great day so far. 
Swatting the crap out of a huge tenacious fly that won’t stop bugging 
me!
This fly is triggering the angry animal in me, it may have to die soon.
[Edit: R.I.P. fly]
I’m over at the ilp chat.
We have ILP chat? 
Dan has started one. Carleas has not.
I’m wearing Bratwurst grease with a splash of red ketchup currently. It’s a fashion forward look. 
You put ketchup on the bratwurst? Why man?
Smears! You’re alive! Haven’t seen you on these boards lately.
I’ve been around a little.
Me and Autsider are both foodies so I’ve been talking to him about food in some of his threads.
I can’t convince him that its low brow and shows a lack of taste to cook a steak well done. He’s from some heathen culture so its gonna take some work but I think I can get him to see the light.
AutSider’s fucked up. His taste in stake proves it.
Exactly.
I bathe my meats in ketchup: fried fish, steaks, chops, burgers, dogs. Oh my, this sin, my ketchup fetish controls me.
I don’t believe you. I won’t believe you.
Roasting that stuffed chicken. No ketchup on the birds though. Sweet Baby Rays Barbecue instead…delish!
Ugh
Do you have a beef with condiments in general or my choice condiments?
Not big on condiments.
So your breads are always plain, without butter, jam, salad dressings? Your salads are without dressings? I’d hate that. And what’s more, you are always using condiments, Mr. Be Reasonable, so get off my case you…you hypocrite. 
My eyes are always in search of new condiments to sample and savor. If only there was room in my frig to hold them all! 