What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
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by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:42 am
really good for making toys while on roadtrips
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:43 am
Making toys?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:46 am
Yeah I'm a toy maker.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:48 am
Go on....
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:49 am
nah...
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:51 am
Fair enough.
I want to make a toy. There's a kit you can order called "clone a willy" that I was thinking of getting. Not to give to anyone, but just to put on the mantle over the fireplace. It looks pretty awesome.
I want to make a toy. There's a kit you can order called "clone a willy" that I was thinking of getting. Not to give to anyone, but just to put on the mantle over the fireplace. It looks pretty awesome.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:54 am
When I went to the netherlandsx I brought back a porcelain willy creamer. For my tea.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:00 am
I got some wooden shoes.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:13 am
cuz I like my coffee like I like my soul
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:24 pm
How's that?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:32 pm
black and unsweetened
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:35 pm
I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
Or, from a 3rd world country at a reasonable price.
Or, from a 3rd world country at a reasonable price.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Zoot Allures » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:05 am
I like my women like I like my freezer.
Ice cold with a nice spacious rack and a good warranty.
Ice cold with a nice spacious rack and a good warranty.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:11 am
They expire after about 32 or 35 years. And they're usually best by their mid to late 20s.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:03 am
I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged across Colombia by a donkey.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:18 am
That's when they learn to appreciate simple things. I can go along with it.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Zoot Allures » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:37 am
I like my donkeys like I like my women.
Stubborn, able to carry some weight, but not so big I could ride on her.
Stubborn, able to carry some weight, but not so big I could ride on her.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Lev Muishkin » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:32 pm
My most recent purchase.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Arcturus Descending » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:01 pm
Zoot Allures wrote:I like my women like I like my freezer.
Ice cold with a nice spacious rack and a good warranty.
Now that one at least made more sense then did Mr. reasonable's above."Look closely. The beautiful may be small."
"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."
“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”
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“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:39 pm
I like my coffee like I like my men, passed through a very fine filter.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:31 pm
And placed under extreme pressure? Steamed? Pumped?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:34 pm
Grande.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:34 pm
Mocha?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:37 pm
Rich and bold.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required
by Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:51 pm
Makes sense. Women love money and assholes.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.
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