IQ45 declares himself winner of 2024 presidency

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IQ45 declares himself winner of 2024 presidency

Postby Peter Kropotkin » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:23 pm

IQ45 just declared himself the winner of the 2024 presidency....
he said he won all 55 states (sic) and won in dozens of countries that also
elected him president in those countries... hay, who are you going to believe,
your lying eyes or IQ45?

He said that anybody who says differently clearly is lying and trying to steal
the election from him.. he said that he has "mathematical certainty" that he
won the 2024 election plus an astrologer named Wendy who confirmed it..

( in completely unrelated news, Wendy is said to have suddenly retired to
a newly bought house in the south of France.... rather odd)

he believes he won because the new states laws, Arizona for example, that allow these
legislators to overthrow the voters votes and arbitrarily declare IQ45 the winner
regardless of who actually won.....something about refusing to let the people
pick the president by know, democracy....

the next step is that IQ45 immediately put Ivanka in
as Vice president and then promptly resigns leaving Ivanka as president....
or so goes the theory... you know 4 years before the actual election...

so, who you gonna believe? the fake media that tells you nothing of the sort
happened or are you going to believe someone who can walk on water?

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Re: IQ45 declares himself winner of 2024 presidency

Postby Meno_ » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:44 pm

This feels like a coming scene where after the storming of the basticapitalle and the oncoming revolution, the Coronation may not be far off.!
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Re: IQ45 declares himself winner of 2024 presidency

Postby MagsJ » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:12 pm

That’s very witty Peter..
The possibility of anything we can imagine existing is endless and infinite.. - MagsJ
I haven't got the time to spend the time reading something that is telling me nothing, as I will never be able to get back that time, and I may need it for something at some point in time.. Huh! - MagsJ
You’re suggestions and I, just simply don’t mix.. like oil on water, or a really bad DJ - MagsJ
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