I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

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I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:57 pm

Written rap, doesn't have to be recorded, as I dont think Parodites raps in a microphone.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby MagsJ » Sun Apr 25, 2021 3:01 pm

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby MagsJ » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:33 pm

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I’ve DM’d him the OP, just in case he misses the thread.

I know.. someone can then rap Parodites lyrics, once he’s written them.

Carleas? Your rap style is awesome and also unique, I think you’d do anyone’s lyrics justice.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Carleas » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:22 pm

Ha, that would be hilarious. It changes the incentives a bit, but I'd consider it.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby promethean75 » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:11 pm

yo

he like Jakob the fixed barbarium
I keep him inna ten gallon aquarium

I'm a guerrilla y'all niggaz librarians

You got the wrong age son
This shit ain't aquarian
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 04, 2021 8:28 pm

Heathen, I'm seething
Peons quiver at my greeting
Afraid their hearts may start beating
Afraid of the life they call demon
The strong act as they may, the weak accept what they must.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby MagsJ » Tue May 04, 2021 9:27 pm

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Oh, yea, I forgot to mention.. I don’t think Paro is up for taking part in this.. coz man is pissed.. at Fixed.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Wed May 05, 2021 9:47 pm

Not half as pissed as I am at him.

But I figured a rap battle would be a good way to fight it out.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Ecmandu » Sun May 16, 2021 11:22 pm

Yo,

I have 4 wives.

And all 10 of them are my mother.

They call it the Deep South because all of us from the south are deep.

My kind don’t need respect.

They are respect.

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby promethean75 » Mon May 17, 2021 8:37 am

That wuz the whackest shit I ever heard
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Sculptor » Mon May 17, 2021 10:39 am

To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold
Have from the forests shook three summers’ pride,
Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turned
In process of the seasons have I seen,
Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burned,
Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby promethean75 » Mon May 17, 2021 11:29 am

U can't roll up on some real Gs with no shit like that, bro. Stop acting like Walt Whitman and drop some real shit, homes.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Carleas » Mon May 17, 2021 2:25 pm

If Sculptor can lay that on a beat, it would have my vote.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Mon May 17, 2021 10:52 pm

Carleas wrote:If Sculptor can lay that on a beat, it would have my vote.

Its gonna be hard.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 12:35 am

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 12:46 am

Or whatever; bullshit. Thats what needs to happen.



Like these assholes but different ones.






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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 12:48 am

my posse and possum is node
my flossy Versace is dope
my grassy precision is dope
my posse and possum is node



* flossy meaning either glossy and flashy or simply, flossed
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 12:51 am

load and reload and behold
beholden to no one like Odin
focus on no one the tower
debris in the path of the power
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 1:00 am

"You with your smart little beak" iz da real translao-tze

but little beak (bekkie) is a Amsterdam north slangy word for cutie.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Fixed Cross » Tue May 18, 2021 1:02 am

why do I diss on the christ
the man is more famous than Mike
Jackson, Jordan, Tyson, anyone
im just a bridge on a canyon.
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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Ecmandu » Tue May 18, 2021 3:23 pm

promethean75 wrote:That wuz the whackest shit I ever heard


Yo,

Promethean has a fire up my ass

Extinguished by brittle glass

Walking the talk is how we do it here

Some say the end times are near

What’s left of you when it comes ?

Hopefully you’re not just young, dumb and full of cum.

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Ecmandu » Tue May 18, 2021 7:28 pm

Yo,

Black tourmaline to make a scene

Of the spirits who trusted me

We’re going to get this done

I’m not the only one

You see what it is now

I’m explaining this shit how

Once you come to understand

You’ll be my best friend again

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Re: I challenge Parodites to a rap battle.

Postby Ecmandu » Tue May 18, 2021 8:27 pm

Yo,

Piano babies and porcelain dreams

Music boxes are in our streams

What do you think it’s about now?

Coca Cola and fat Buddha’s ?

Rub my belly for luck, I’m an evil genie.

Outsmart me and I’ll be yours.

There are so many doors and so many chores.

What you do with it can make you legit.

I’m here to ask you, did you suckle a tit?

Once you see the vastness of all, you’ll realize existence is small

It’s you who has to be big

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