Mr Reasonable wrote:Pedro I Rengel wrote:I actually have a friend who did the opposite.
It was awsome until s/he started taking the testosterone, and then lost everything that made her unique. What made her cool, him, I don't even know, was that he is like a guy that can read girls' minds.
I don't think it's right, though, that he wanted to get his birth certificate changed. that's just fraud.
i got completely shit faced one time at the worst dive bar in the city where the whole thing is all these hipster trash - gutter types go there to show how gutter trash they are and theyre all so cool with the dark humor and all that shit those weird types.
so these fucking morons had their tv connected to open wifi and i logged on and hijacked the tv and turned off some movie that was playing and put on videos of kittens and puppies and shit then the bartender realized it and switched it back but didn't know that it was me doing it.
so i got drunker and then i went and put it on videos of people beating each other up and he realized it after a few minues and switched it back but i was wasted so i kept switching it back and he started looking around trying to figure out who was doing it he was so mad and i was sitting like 2 feet in front of him at the bar and doing everything i could not to bust out laughing
so then i switched it to videos of police brutality, same thing he switches it back getting pissed mind you this happened over like 2 hours.
the last straw...i found a video of a m2f trans surgery, up close real shit and cast that shit to the tv in this crowded bar like the only tv in there huge over the bar and when i did he freaked the fuck out and i started laughing so hard that he realized it was me and he lost his shit
but hes like a 26 year old hipster with a doofus haircut who was probably wearing panties under his skinny jeans and i'm like a grown ass man whos about 5 10 and maybe 220 lbs i could legit kill him with my bare hands so even though he was mad he didnt know what to do and he started screaming at me to get out. he was like ITS YOU! ITS YOU! YOURE THE ONE PUTTING DICKS ON THE TV!!! GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING BAR RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE! GET OUT!!!! i mean his voice was cracking it was a moment he will never forget for the rest of his life he was so mad
the bar is in a basement so i went upstair and just lit a cigarette and was hanging out talking to the doorman and minding my own business then the manager after a few came up and was like I TOLD YOU TO GET TEH FUCK OUT OF HERE!! and so i used my grown up voice and while he was yelling i was like sir...SIR....SIR!!! and he froze and then i looked at him and said, "look man different people have different senses of humor and not everyone is going to think the same things are funny" and he lost his shit again and i started calling him transphobic and saying that there was nothing wrong with the video andmy friends had to drag me out of there the shit was fucking hilarious.
i'm the only guy who ever got kicked out of the gutter bar that doesn't kick anyone out and ive never been kicked out of any other bar in my life.
lesson? dont drink on any empty stomach around easily offended hipster snowflakes