A satire of a song!

[Ecmandu]

You see, back in the 90’s... before the internet, people used to care about fashion more than they do now (as a bubble peak of fashion) Everyone got the Victoria’s Secret catalogue every month back then... also Fredericks of Hollywood! Then porn came along and nobody gives a shit! Little history lesson there.

This song is scathing satire of high fashion and beauty privilege in general...

https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ

[Ecmandu]

You see, back in the 90’s... before the internet, people used to care about fashion more than they do now (as a bubble peak of fashion) Everyone got the Victoria’s Secret catalogue every month back then... also Fredericks of Hollywood! Then porn came along and nobody gives a shit! Little history lesson there.

This song is scathing satire of high fashion and beauty privilege in general...

https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ

Alternate lyrics:

I’m to sexy for this boy. To sexy for his cum. Cums going to leave me. I’m immoral, you know what I mean. I’m going to fuck this little boy up the asshole, up the asshole, yeah, You know what I mean. I’m going to shake my little dick up the asshole.

I’m not even gay or a pedophile... but I love doing shit like this in my spare time!

[Ecmandu]

I’m a horrible version of weird al. Rhyme schemes are difficult. ‘Immoral’ and ‘a model’ was pretty clever, then you have to give it context ... “catwalk” and asshole have same “a” sound love and cum have the same “uhh” Sound etc... But again, very bad taste. Some people might chuckle.