Okay I was mistaken about my expectations. I thought the rhythm wolf was capable of storing more than one track, but it isn't. You can do all kinds of cool shit on the track, yes, but you can't change it. That's the innate monotony of the machine that was irritating me... but only because I thought it could do more. I therefore retract my criticism.
https://youtu.be/LF2uZVzpQBMNow if you could write, store and toggle between different tracks, that thing would be the shit. As it is though, it's composition is very limited.