Dude

[Parodites]

I literally have tenpack abs

https://imgur.com/a/e7VDDG5

[MagsJ]

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My offer still stands, to umpire any contenders in the ILP abs contest..

[Parodites]

No point being the umpire cuz I'm the only one with tenpack abs. You need to work out to the point of having basically no fat content, but then you also need genetics to give you an extra strand of ligament and form the extra two abs. Exercise until you fuckin' die and you still won't look like me without the right DNA.

I've been in a dissociative state for a few weeks now. Or was it months? Whenever I last posted here. All I do is, I wake up at 4 AM, exercise, read, and then finish what I was writing the day before. Then I work out some more, and just repeat the same process until I take enough pills to pass out. Pills combined with alcohol has made it so that I do not ever feel hunger anymore, I just shoot protein shakes and chew lettuce, so my fat content has evaporated. Got massive vascularity even on my abs, and my arms: damn it's easy to find a vein on there. I'm starting to take evening walks shirtless now just to show off to the rest of the town. Fucking bunch of plebs.

[Parodites]

Dude check this out

https://audiomack.com/parodites/song/op ... o-6-rev-18

[MagsJ]

No point being the umpire cuz I'm the only one with tenpack abs. You need to work out to the point of having basically no fat content, but then you also need genetics to give you an extra strand of ligament and form the extra two abs. Exercise until you fuckin' die and you still won't look like me without the right DNA.

I've been in a dissociative state for a few weeks now. Or was it months? Whenever I last posted here. All I do is, I wake up at 4 AM, exercise, read, and then finish what I was writing the day before. Then I work out some more, and just repeat the same process until I take enough pills to pass out. Pills combined with alcohol has made it so that I do not ever feel hunger anymore, I just shoot protein shakes and chew lettuce, so my fat content has evaporated. Got massive vascularity even on my abs, and my arms: damn it's easy to find a vein on there.

You sound like a haematologist’s dream, and a vampire’s.. they love a good vein.

I'm starting to take evening walks shirtless now just to show off to the rest of the town. Fucking bunch of plebs.

You left the house? In how many years? How are you finding it? I was very shell-shocked by the outside world, when I started venturing out again.

[Parodites]

Nah I was joking. Still been 16 years now since I went outside. Well I did see a doctor twice in that time, then I get someone to pick up my prescriptions for me. You don't have to do that yourself here.

[Parodites]

but if I did go out I'd have something to do

even though i live in the middle of the woods so there's not really anyone here

[MagsJ]

but if I did go out I'd have something to do

even though i live in the middle of the woods so there's not really anyone here

Would you go out to visit a.. girl?

I only ever leave the house when I have something to do, too.. to buy provisions or goods, for appointments.. of all kinds, to go to a pre-planned/pre-ordained place or event.

Are there bears and such, where you reside?

[Parodites]

but if I did go out I'd have something to do

even though i live in the middle of the woods so there's not really anyone here

Would you go out to visit a.. girl?

I only ever leave the house when I have something to do, too.. to buy provisions or goods, for appointments.. of all kinds, to go to a pre-planned/pre-ordained place or event.

Are there bears and such, where you reside?

Bears? Bears to me are what, I don't know... racoons? Cats. Cats are to you.

Not a girl, no; not a girl. But one girl in particular, yeah. When Sarah came here, yes; I did go out. To a few restaurants with her, but also just out into the wilderness around me. Ripped both of our clothes to shreds with thorns. Did some urban exploration in this Blair Witch vibes abandoned house. Yeah dude, I am seriously in the middle of nowhere. It's deep woods in all four directions here. I've got ghosts, demons, bigfeet and aliens.


I swear to God Almighty one day I couldn't sleep, felt something was up. I eventually went to the window and looked out: some pale guy was literally standing in the trees. The branches. I could see the light reflecting off his eyes. It didn't look human. I can't emphasize this enough. I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOTHING BUT DEEP WOODS. And I was looking eye to eye with this, at least 9 feet tall, pale, skeletal... thing. I flipped it off, jerked off for the night, fed my doggo and went back to sleep. Fuck these faggot bigfoot-alien-demon-whateverthefucks.

I know there's no point but I just feel like saying, I SAW THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, AS CLEAR AS DAY, AS CLEAR AS MY OWN COCK. Because I can tell it is going to be one of those nights tonight. I just feel it. I just feel the shit outside my windows. FUCK IT.

Almost every night I hear some shit sound I can't explain. Sometimes it really does sound like a MONKE, sometimes it is more like a human yelling, a human crying. Sometimes it is just like a random animal call. (Having lived in the middle of the woods since forever, I am going to tell you all right now: a fucking deer calling in the middle of nothing is the scariest thing you will ever hear. A fucking deer.) I just tell myself it's some faggot bigfoot demon and go back to sleep.

[MagsJ]

Bears? Bears to me are what, I don't know... racoons? Cats. Cats are to you.

I have one cat, but there are many bears out there, in Woods. I was stalked by a lion once, but it was behind re-enforced glass, in a lion pit, at London Zoo.. it took a liking to me but I don’t know why. I’m still troubled by the memory of it, but I don’t want anyone else to be troubled by the memory of it on my behalf.. coz I f*ing hate empatheticness.

Not a girl, no; not a girl. But one girl in particular, yeah. When Sarah came here, yes; I did go out. To a few restaurants with her, but also just out into the wilderness around me. Ripped both of our clothes to shreds with thorns. Did some urban exploration in this Blair Witch vibes abandoned house. Yeah dude, I am seriously in the middle of nowhere. It's deep woods in all four directions here. I've got ghosts, demons, bigfeet and aliens.

..a new time for a new adventure/adventures anew? ..it’s an option.

I swear to God Almighty one day I couldn't sleep, felt something was up. I eventually went to the window and looked out: some pale guy was literally standing in the trees. The branches. I could see the light reflecting off his eyes. It didn't look human. I can't emphasize this enough. I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOTHING BUT DEEP WOODS. And I was looking eye to eye with this, at least 9 feet tall, pale, skeletal... thing. I flipped it off, jerked off for the night, fed my doggo and went back to sleep. Fuck these faggot bigfoot-alien-demon-whateverthefucks.

Jerking off would be the last thing on mosts’ mind in such a circumstance, so props to you for achieving that.

I know there's no point but I just feel like saying, I SAW THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, AS CLEAR AS DAY, AS CLEAR AS MY OWN COCK. Because I can tell it is going to be one of those nights tonight. I just feel it. I just feel the shit outside my windows. FUCK IT.

Almost every night I hear some shit sound I can't explain. Sometimes it really does sound like a MONKE, sometimes it is more like a human yelling, a human crying. Sometimes it is just like a random animal call. (Having lived in the middle of the woods since forever, I am going to tell you all right now: a fucking deer calling in the middle of nothing is the scariest thing you will ever hear. A fucking deer.) I just tell myself it's some faggot bigfoot demon and go back to sleep.

I saw a really tall being once, but it was a man, with tattoos down his neck.. nothing can compare to that sight/he, for it was one of those memorable moments in time, but I don’t know if it was likewise for he.. I will never know if it was, for he.