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Wendy's

Postby Mr J » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:41 pm

No matter how down I feel I always know that I can go to a Wendy's and order myself spicy chicken sandwiches with fries to eat the sadness away. I like to dip my fries in ranch dressing packets served with a side of cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper.

This has become my weekly ritual and routine. Without Wendy's I don't know how I could cope with life anymore, it has become my very own meditation temple that I take a weekly pilgrimage to. I also like the chili and icecream frosties.

Inside the eating dining room they're playing vintage 60s and 70s rock, the entire world outside could be a burning war zone with people shooting each other in the streets, but so long as I have my spicy chicken sandwiches I really don't care, life prevails. 8)

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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:35 am

bruh if u arent dipping your fries in your frosty what r u even doing with your life
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr J » Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:51 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:bruh if u arent dipping your fries in your frosty what r u even doing with your life


That sounds terribly disgusting yet not surprising that you would like doing that. Ruining a good frosty like that.... *shakes head*
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:53 am

dude look. this isn't about me. just do it. you don't have to thank me, or even acknowledge that you enjoy it or anything. just next time you are there, do it and stop denying yourself the pleasure of it.
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:54 am

if u dont think its good i will cashapp you $ for another frosty
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:56 am

dude it is science. like when you get an affogato. its hot and cold at the same time. so good. also salty and sweet at the same time like chinese food. science.


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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:56 am

the girl in the video has like 3 chins u know she knows about good food
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr J » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:10 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:the girl in the video has like 3 chins u know she knows about good food


I'll admit it, that made me chuckle. Science? Yes, the science of revolting. 8)
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:11 am

u gotta open ur mind g
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:12 am

u r only hurting urself by denying urself the pleasure of fries in a frosty
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr J » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:19 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:u r only hurting urself by denying urself the pleasure of fries in a frosty


:lol: 8)
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:21 am

look i pretty much bullshit all the time and i have a long history of intentionally giving bad advice just to see a little chaos out of pure boredom, but right now im being completely serious. just dip the fries in the frosty man. this is a rare moment of me actually sharing something that i think will bring joy to the world.
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr J » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:41 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:look i pretty much bullshit all the time and i have a long history of intentionally giving bad advice just to see a little chaos out of pure boredom, but right now im being completely serious. just dip the fries in the frosty man. this is a rare moment of me actually sharing something that i think will bring joy to the world.


Noted. 8)
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Re: Wendy's

Postby WendyDarling » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:56 pm

Dunno if they still offer vanilla Frosty’s, but the fry dipping must occur in the chocolate Frosty.
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Re: Wendy's

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:05 pm

WendyDarling wrote:Dunno if they still offer vanilla Frosty’s, but the fry dipping must occur in the chocolate Frosty.


this is correct
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