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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:45 am



"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter....."

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:00 am

Interesting, apparently the only thing that requires the destruction of Brexit negotiations by keeping England in the E.U. is a new mutated strain of Covid19. How a virus destroyed Brexit keeping England inside the E.U. ,tomorrow's headlines.....
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:02 am

What happens when two thirds of American nurses, doctors, and medical specialists refuses to get the Covid19 vaccine? I'm eager to find out...

I'm betting that won't end well concerning confidence in the official public narrative.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:13 am



Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer: "Hey Jerome Powell, we're going to need that economic stimulus right away as the American peasantry are starting to get fed up, something to do with 56 million being kicked out of their homes or apartments next month unable to afford rent, basic life, or something. Six hundred dollars each should do it for the peasants, right?"

Jerome Powell: "We can't do shit right now, the Federal Reserve is going bankrupted!"

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer: "What do you mean the money is all fucking gone? Get to the printers Mr. Chairman!"

Jerome Powell: "Don't worry, I got this!" (((Moments later....))))

Jerome Powell: "Hi, yes, is Donald Trump there?"

Donald Trump: "This is Trump speaking.."

Jerome Powell: "Yeah, the motherfucking Federal Reserve is broke, we need you to stall the stimulus talks in your last two weeks of office."

Donald Trump: "How the fuck am I suppose do that?"

Jerome Powell: "It's quite easy, veto the stimulus bill and do something outrageous that nobody will agree to like saying you won't sign anything until Congress approves two thousand dollars for every American. Just make sure you shut down that shit, okay?"

Donald Trump: "I got this, hold my beer."
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:31 am



[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three billion dollars for Israel and
900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and
900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.


[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars to the military industrial complex, Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood, Billions of dollars to the military industrial complex, Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars for food stamps, Millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood, Billions of dollars to the military industrial complex, Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Billions of dollars for corporate and banking exemptions, Billions of dollars for food stamps, Millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood, Billions of dollars to the military industrial complex, Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
$600.00 for the American peasantry, Billions of dollars for corporate and banking exemptions, Billions of dollars for food stamps, Millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood, Billions of dollars to the military industrial complex, Billions of dollars for contact and tracing Covid19 mandatory vaccines, Billions of dollars for a staged political coup in Thailand, Millions to South Sudan, Millions of dollars for gay, lesbian, and tranny museums, billions of dollars to Ukraine for an insurrection against Russia, three billion dollars to Israel, and 900 billion dollars of economic stimulus money.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:39 am



Governments around the world: "We won't mandate the Covid19 vaccine for everybody, that will be up to employers and private markets what they decide to enforce concerning vaccinations or how they decide to conduct business."



"Yes, you can't eat or shop here without your Covid19 vaccination certification."

"I'm sorry, but you can't work or be employed here without your Covid19 certification."

"You can't board this plane, train, or travel without your Covid19 certification."

"You're not allowed on these premises without your Covid19 certification."

"I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to attend school here without your Covid19 certification."

"You can't rent an apartment or room here without your Covid19 certification."

"This hospital or medical facility is only for those with Covid19 vaccine certifications."

"I'm sorry, but we're a Covid19 certification neighborhood or community, you're simply not allowed here. This is a private community."

"You're not allowed in this Federal government area without proof of your Covid19 vaccine certification."

"I'm sorry, but your business is going on a public blacklist for being Covid19 unfriendly in that you refuse to vaccinate your employees, our business can't do business with yours because of such at this time."

"I'm sorry but you can't serve within our hospital or medical staff without the Covid19 certification, you're terminated. It's a matter of public health safety. "

"We're going to have to shut down this nursing home until all residents receive their Covid19 certification."

"You can't serve in the military or local law enforcement without your Covid19 certification."

"Your children can't attend public schools without their Covid19 certification, your infant born at the hospital isn't allowed to leave without their Covid19 certification, and frankly if you fight against us we're at a state level going to have to declare you as a parent recklessly endangering your own children. Child Protective Services is watching you and your children will become wards of the state here on out until you comply."

"I'm sorry, but can't find refuge or shelter at our homeless facilities putting our staff at risk without your Covid19 certification."

"You're a financial ward of the state receiving public welfare or assistance? Funds will discontinue until you receive your Covid19 certification."

"We cannot sell, trade, exchange, or barter with you without your Covid19 certification."

Hmm, I believe I've covered all the bases here. 8)
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:00 pm

Haven't you heard, Covid19 has killed the common flu! So much so, seven months ago the CDC stopped keeping track of common flu numbers because all sicknesses this year are Covid19 related. 8) :lol:

Now we all wait for the magical vaccine, it's so very magical we're not allowed to know publicly the actual ingredients in it. 8) :lol: :-" Got institutional faith, loyalty, and trust? Well, do you? 8) :lol: 8)
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:17 pm

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Bitcoin, how the global economic reset will become digitized.

2009: "Bitcoin will become the first currency independent of the state, totally anonymous in usage, and impenetrable to digital electronic hacking."

2012: "We've learned how to track terrorists digitally overseas utilizing currencies like Bitcoin where it isn't anonymous as people think."

2015: "Oops, the biggest corporate digital miner of Bitcoin has been electronically hacked, millions lost overnight."

2017: "It's possible to observe digital transactions of Bitcoin users."

2018: "We need to here at the Federal Reserve create a digital electronic dollar like Bitcoin for the future."

2020: "The United States needs to lead in Bitcoin currency transactions before China does."


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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Lorikeet » Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:11 am

Empires don't collapse dude....they fragment and gradually fade away...The US is transitioning form a Super Power to a regional power.
Nature hates vacuums, and no power vacuum ever endures.
As U.S. power declines another rises to take its place - the transition may be smooth or with bumps.
Rome split in two and still continued for centuries....and it still continues as Italy....
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:24 pm

In retrospect or inspection as miserable as 2020 has been with the ongoing international propaganda of the "scamdemic" I would say 2020 has been good in only one regard as being the single biggest year of where female panties have dropped on the floor in front of me. So, at least I got that this year going for me. Three women in one year is a milestone for me, I guess it really is true that life improves as you get older being a man. Being a younger man sucks, but being an older man that is single or unmarried is great.

I still am seeking a long term relationship [eventually marriage] with just one woman but in a nation with a majority of sluts or whores that current goal seems to be untenable for now at least.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:54 pm

A factory owner I know of who regularly does business with China says his Chinese business counterparts reports that life in China is currently normal where nobody there is wearing masks or anything of the sort, what the fuck is going on exactly?

Something seems fuckity a foot.
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Postby Lorikeet » Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:15 pm

When doomsayers used to enter the agora to announce the coming end of the world what they meant, even if they did not know it, was an end of A world, not THE world...because when any large empire gradually fades it takes with it a world-view...
This world-view is what is ending...and another is taking its place.
The shift may be smooth and gradual...imperceptible, or it may be harsh and sudden...but it will happen.
Americanism is dying...good riddance.
But I spoke too soon...because we must always be careful what we wish for, and a known enemy is better than an unknown one.
Nevertheless, the shift has already begun and it will have psychological effects...on those born and raised within Americanism.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:41 am

$600.00 for everybody! 8)



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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:33 am

that downtown song is some dharma initiative shit right there
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:16 pm

You want $2000.00? Everybody gets $2000.00! Cash money y'all! 8)
[Going to party like it is 1929 again.]

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:53 am




....And the first Covid19 mandatory distributed vaccines began with our lovely brave armed guinea pigs in uniform within South Korea, everybody say something nice about our brave guinea pigs in uniform....... 8)

["If only you knew how bad things really are..."]


I wonder, do you think he's rethinking his career choice in this photograph? It really makes you think... :-k

I swear, if I didn't know any better I would say doe like facial features within headlights.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:29 am

2021 marks a new milestone for me individually, separate from all that awful stuff going on in the world these days. 8)

The last twenty years has been nothing but constant pain, suffering, misery, humiliation, abuse, and disappointment for me, but all of that is going to change in 2021 for I am a new man reborn where that man of the last twenty years has died without a trace where something else entirely has replaced him. I have big plans for the next twenty years you see and they're going to be extremely fun making up for all those awful years and with the United States along with the rest of the west collapsing into utter chaos where we'll see human suffering unimaginable everywhere it's going to make the next twenty years all the more fun with my personal vendetta or agenda at play in this here planet earth. My ongoing personal agenda or vendetta in this world will become complete, I'm a man of my word where I seek to implement it. You've double crossed me the last time world, it's my turn redistribute everything right back to you a million fold. I'm going to show you the errors of your ways, you wanted a devil, fine, I'm going to give you a proper fucking devil the likes of which has never been seen. 8)

Here's looking forward to a new year! :evilfun:
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:03 am

"redistribute everything right back to you" hahahahahaha gold.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:06 am

Pedro I Rengel wrote:"redistribute everything right back to you" hahahahahaha gold.


Soon, not quite yet however, I'm counting on the smug global aristocracy to completely destroy everything first before the real fun begins, so far they haven't disappointed me in their collective arrogance. For now I play the game of patience as I always do until that window of opportunity presents itself to me. They'll damn the entire world and themselves you see, when they do I will be finally able to act on my most covetted vendetta. I don't want to spoil the surprise quite yet. 8)
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Postby Pedro I Rengel » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:07 am

It was excellently written though.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:09 am

Pedro I Rengel wrote:It was excellently written though.


Why thank you. :)
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:11 am

OMG, you guys, they're depositing the money tonight all the way into Friday with direct deposits! 8) We're all saved you guys! :P

Everything is going to be fine again for when the new normal finally arrives next year, Uncle Biden might even give us thousands more. [Entire wheelbarrows full of money from what I hear.] :evilfun:

Make it rain baby! Make it rain champagne and caviar!



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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:13 am

boats and hos is one of my favorite songs and jack nicholson is the only real joker
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Postby Mr J » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:20 pm

Party on Garth.... 8)

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