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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:27 pm

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Mr Reasonable wrote:also there are lots of women who make lots of money and dont need shit from a dude. one girl i talk to here and there runs an HR company that she started and i listened to one of her calls the other day where she placed some auditor person in some job at a corporation. she was on the phone with their hr dept for like 20 mins and just settled up the details and agreed to send the information to the person who was getting the job and when it was done her commission was 28 grand i mean that bitch got someone a job and the company paid her 28 grand. she also got a ppp loan for 60k and her company is just 2 people shes probably not gonna have to pay that back its like she doesnt even have a real job just fucks around on linkedin all day


Yeah, they're called rich or upscale whores, same underlying principle.



how are they whores if they dont need anything from you?
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:24 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:
how are they whores if they dont need anything from you?


Well, for starters they allow hundreds of men to plow through them in one lifespan like a pair of dirty socks, do you really need to ask? Come now Doctor Love, you really ought to know this.

The thousand cock stare and you just know, not even three bottles of wine coolers can get rid of the facial expression through one single night. It's like a part of their soul has withered away and died, it's all in the eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul you know.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:16 pm

Lol hahahahahahahahahah the thousand cock stare.

That was beautiful.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:19 pm

Zero_Sum wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:
how are they whores if they dont need anything from you?


Well, for starters they allow hundreds of men to plow through them in one lifespan like a pair of dirty socks, do you really need to ask? Come now Doctor Love, you really ought to know this.

The thousand cock stare and you just know, not even three bottles of wine coolers can get rid of the facial expression through one single night. It's like a part of their soul has withered away and died, it's all in the eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul you know.



i dunno man not all of them have the 1000 cock stare
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Postby Pedro I Rengel » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:20 pm

-edit- wrong thread -edit-
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:16 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:

i dunno man not all of them have the 1000 cock stare

89.9% of them anymore.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:36 pm

In the future as you lay dying of cancerous tumor cells with the Covid19 vaccine and where women after taking the vaccine will become indefinitely infertile [not that it really matters because most of them in their apartments full of cats don't have children anyways with their twenty boyfriends off of Tinder or posting porn being paid on OnlyFans via webcam] pussy will become so expensive for the common man you'll be lucky to acquire a computer A.I. virtual girlfriend that is also made by Microsoft.

Bill Gates will be elevated to global saint status as a great humanitarian and the government controlled media will cheer his so called virtues everywhere.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:51 pm

I once had a conversation with an older gentlemen, his advice is very sound and true, he said, "In this generation your biggest dilemma in life will revolve around just two things, tires and tits." Take heed this advice younger men as it will save you one day.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:02 pm

"When the vaccine rolls out we're going to distribute the vaccine first to medical workers and the elderly."

Dead bodies piling up in nursing, retirement, and assisted living homes when? I can just see Teamsters saving a bunch of money and social security getting a big cut within their quarterly annual financial expenses. Win,win?
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby MagsJ » Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:31 am

Zero_Sum wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:i dunno man not all of them have the 1000 cock stare

89.9% of them anymore.

..just out of interest, what is the 1000 cock stare? :lol:
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Gloominary » Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:05 am

Zero_Sum wrote:In the future as you lay dying of cancerous tumor cells with the Covid19 vaccine and where women after taking the vaccine will become indefinitely infertile [not that it really matters because most of them in their apartments full of cats don't have children anyways with their twenty boyfriends off of Tinder or posting porn being paid on OnlyFans via webcam] pussy will become so expensive for the common man you'll be lucky to acquire a computer A.I. virtual girlfriend that is also made by Microsoft.

Bill Gates will be elevated to global saint status as a great humanitarian and the government controlled media will cheer his so called virtues everywhere.

This guy does good work:

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:10 am

MagsJ wrote:
Zero_Sum wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:i dunno man not all of them have the 1000 cock stare

89.9% of them anymore.

..just out of interest, what is the 1000 cock stare? :lol:



i dunno what kind of women hes running into out there in the world but it sounds pretty rough
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby MagsJ » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:16 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:
MagsJ wrote:..just out of interest, what is the 1000 cock stare? :lol:
i dunno what kind of women hes running into out there in the world but it sounds pretty rough

I see.. I’ll just call them good-time-girls-who-are-strapped-for-cash, and be done.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:27 am

fair
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:44 pm

When you have radical or extremist viewpoints that a majority of women won't tolerate, put up with, or listen to just hide your beliefs and become a hidden closet extremist. Don't bother telling them your real beliefs, they'll never listen and understand, they're mentally brainwashed beyond repair. Last week I screwed around with a younger communist hot bimbo and she was none the wiser, little did she know that she was sleeping with an actual fascist. Was it worth it? Yes, it most definitely was. A sort of satisfaction I must say. Tell them whatever retarded thing they want to hear, makes the panties come off quicker.

When these neo-liberal or communist young women ask what your beliefs are just play dumb and neutral. They're too uneducated to be all the wiser anyways, it's like shooting ducks in a barrel really. It's pretty hilarious actually, they're all talking about being anti fascist while they're sleeping around with an actual hidden fascist, good times.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:52 pm

MagsJ wrote:..just out of interest, what is the 1000 cock stare? :lol:


The look on a woman's face who has hopped on the cock carousel of a thousand or more guys within their lifetime.
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Postby Zero_Sum » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:13 pm

For the very advanced radical neo-liberal or communist White woman she's going to test your ideological wokeness before a hookup even happens, get yourself acquainted with neo-liberal, communist, and woke political philosophies to blend right in so that you pass her inevitable mental shit-test. If she talks about some retarded gibbering stupid subject like trans-rights just nod and play along in supporting her idiotic belief structure. By doing so while concealing your own real political philosophy you'll blend right in perfectly.

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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Meno_ » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:37 pm

Yeah but what if she's really is trans, be careful to add a tip, cause I lost my gun that way, and was out of my breezy security job the next day.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:59 am

Zero_Sum wrote:When you have radical or extremist viewpoints that a majority of women won't tolerate, put up with, or listen to just hide your beliefs and become a hidden closet extremist. Don't bother telling them your real beliefs, they'll never listen and understand, they're mentally brainwashed beyond repair. Last week I screwed around with a younger communist hot bimbo and she was none the wiser, little did she know that she was sleeping with an actual fascist. Was it worth it? Yes, it most definitely was. A sort of satisfaction I must say. Tell them whatever retarded thing they want to hear, makes the panties come off quicker.

When these neo-liberal or communist young women ask what your beliefs are just play dumb and neutral. They're too uneducated to be all the wiser anyways, it's like shooting ducks in a barrel really. It's pretty hilarious actually, they're all talking about being anti fascist while they're sleeping around with an actual hidden fascist, good times.


did u get any pics
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:49 pm

Meno_ wrote:Yeah but what if she's really is trans, be careful to add a tip, cause I lost my gun that way, and was out of my breezy security job the next day.


It's like grade A beef, you can't fake grade A vagina of a bunch of college sorority girls, I appreciate your concern though and it has been noted. It's like the gold standard of vagina.

Mr Reasonable wrote:
did u get any pics


Not for you, no.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:29 am

Zero_Sum wrote:For the very advanced radical neo-liberal or communist White woman she's going to test your ideological wokeness before a hookup even happens, get yourself acquainted with neo-liberal, communist, and woke political philosophies to blend right in so that you pass her inevitable mental shit-test. If she talks about some retarded gibbering stupid subject like trans-rights just nod and play along in supporting her idiotic belief structure. By doing so while concealing your own real political philosophy you'll blend right in perfectly.

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in alabama its the opposite i have to tell them that i think we need to cut welfare and make people work for a living and that taxes are socialism then they wanna bang
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:25 pm

Thats nonesense. Girls dont respect guys that agree with them.
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:22 am

Zero_Sum wrote:I once had a conversation with an older gentlemen, his advice is very sound and true, he said, "In this generation your biggest dilemma in life will revolve around just two things, tires and tits." Take heed this advice younger men as it will save you one day.


bruh u should always make sure to properly rotate your tires
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Re: Joker's Play Pen Of Wisdom, Learned Experiences, And Ran

Postby Zero_Sum » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:20 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:
in alabama its the opposite i have to tell them that i think we need to cut welfare and make people work for a living and that taxes are socialism then they wanna bang




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bruh u should always make sure to properly rotate your tires


Of course.
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