Your 'must see' at the zoo?

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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:39 am

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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:28 am

I'm changing my answer to the question here. It's now turd's mom.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby MagsJ » Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:05 pm

Are you constantly on the pull around the clock MrR? or do you switch off sometimes..

So upsetting when we would go to the zoo with school and the penguins weren't there.. so upsetting [-(

I think I'll go Zoo soon, to see the cold-weather animals.. I ain't going anywhere near those lions though.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby MagsJ » Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:55 pm

surreptitious57 wrote:
thick love

What is thick love? I have not heard that expression before.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:01 am

I never rest.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:04 pm

MagsJ wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
thick love

What is thick love? I have not heard that expression before.


Use your imagination. Switch off apollo and go to dionysus. Suddenly some words can become easier to understand.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:04 pm

Your aware no modern psychologists touch those terms, been completely abandoned as retarded, right?
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:45 am

MagsJ wrote:Are you constantly on the pull around the clock MrR? or do you switch off sometimes..



I had to search, "on the pull". You know, I'm really not. The reason why I think I end up being able to have close relationships with a bunch of women is because I actually don't go out and hit on everyone and make an ass out of myself. I don't hit on women in parking lots or grocery stores, or really even in bars. I've lived in the same city for a long time and I'm a pretty social person so I don't ever have a real shortage of company which means that I can go out, have fun and not be so horny that I annoy every woman in the room.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:46 am

It's like bird watching. You gotta get to the forest, but then you don't disturb them. If one comes up to you, then feed it something.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:18 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:It's like bird watching. You gotta get to the forest, but then you don't disturb them. If one comes up to you, then feed it something.


That tricked worked with me actually. One time there was this woman, I fed her some fruit, she walked right up to me like an animal, ate it right up. We talked about politics, made a connection. Then she told me "Don't be a stranger" as she left and I said "You too." Unfortunately it never "gived", she never talked me after that day except the day she moved to a street down the road.

They are like cats, if you approach them too fast, they run away, and like cats they are fickle. You just gotta keep trying and trying, how I got my cat was, I lured her in one day, then let her go. She ignored me for months but suddenly changed her mind and now I can't get her away from me. I don't like it anymore than you do but that's how it is, women just behave as animals and they decide if and when you'll find love. You never get love when you need it or want it, only when the cat (the animal) decides to.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:24 pm

I don't hit on women in parking lots or grocery stores, or really even in bars. I've lived in the same city for a long time and I'm a pretty social person so I don't ever have a real shortage of company which means that I can go out, have fun and not be so horny that I annoy every woman in the room.


This confirms my theory that women are attracted to feminized, emasculated males. I know it, Satyr knows it, and now Cookieman knows it.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby MagsJ » Sat Sep 05, 2020 2:42 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:I want to see an active MagsJ, wild and free, a lioness in her natural habitat

MagsJ’s natural habitat.. roaming the streets of London Town and canvassing electorates for votes, and I may be slightly wild and somewhat free.. as free as one can be, in a police-protected state, of course. ; )

Penguins and polar bears are still my two top-two animals of all time.. but definitely don’t get me started, on what the elephants did.
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby surreptitious75 » Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:24 am


I miss poor little Trixie so I hope she is well
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Re: Your 'must see' at the zoo?

Postby MagsJ » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:53 am

surreptitious75 wrote:
I miss poor little Trixie so I hope she is well

I’m sure she is.. whatever she may be doing with her life.

The first thing that many did, as soon as public attractions started to re-open after lockdown, was to visit London Zoo.. it looks better than ever, what with more experiential attractions to be had.

The London wildlife scene, is really wild maaaan. Nature is truly taking back control, over us..
The possibility of anything we can imagine existing is endless and infinite.. - MagsJ

I haven't got the time to spend the time reading something that is telling me nothing, as I will never be able to get back that time, and I may need it for something at some point in time.. Wait, What! - MagsJ

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