What are you doing?

[Mr Reasonable]

dems pricy phones here in the 3rd world
i could buy me a cute little dirt bike for that much

my first bike was a 1984 honda xl80 is was bad ass i was like 10 and i would do jumps and shit in this big field near where i lived ah the good ol days

[Mr Reasonable]

iambig how tf did u convince yourself that ive ever tried hard at anything lol u r insane

That reminds me...

Really, try to imagine the mind...the life!...of someone who would try to convince you that watching a college football game 140 times is the epitome of having lived!!!


Here's Tyler Durden's own take on you: https://youtu.be/exL51n3py6g

Pooping again in fact.

u think fight club is deep lol u r not a philosopher u gonna tell me about the matrix next? why do you have such a crush on me i dont even like you ive said that 100 times stop acting creepy

[Mr Reasonable]

iambig how tf did u convince yourself that ive ever tried hard at anything lol u r insane

That reminds me...

Really, try to imagine the mind...the life!...of someone who would try to convince you that watching a college football game 140 times is the epitome of having lived!!!


Here's Tyler Durden's own take on you: https://youtu.be/exL51n3py6g

Pooping again in fact.

u prolly havent even seen that game once and here you are talking like you know

[Mr Reasonable]

it was the only shutout in bcs championship game history. lsu only crossed the 50 once and it was on a fumble. only bcs title game ever won by a sophomore qb. mosely injured and out. defense stepped up. stuffed the run. odell beckam jr couldnt even catch a ball. bruh you really dont even know what ur talking about that game was lit af u should probably go watch it now

[Pedro I Rengel]

dems pricy phones here in the 3rd world
i could buy me a cute little dirt bike for that much

my first bike was a 1984 honda xl80 is was bad ass i was like 10 and i would do jumps and shit in this big field near where i lived ah the good ol days

I can feel the grueling poverty you grew up in.

I say that with love, no disrespecting. But the point needs to be proven.

[Pedro I Rengel]

it was the only shutout in bcs championship game history. lsu only crossed the 50 once and it was on a fumble. only bcs title game ever won by a sophomore qb. mosely injured and out. defense stepped up. stuffed the run. odell beckam jr couldnt even catch a ball. bruh you really dont even know what ur talking about that game was lit af u should probably go watch it now

This made me want to start watching American football now.

[iambiguous]

iambig how tf did u convince yourself that ive ever tried hard at anything lol u r insane

That reminds me...

Really, try to imagine the mind...the life!...of someone who would try to convince you that watching a college football game 140 times is the epitome of having lived!!!


Here's Tyler Durden's own take on you: https://youtu.be/exL51n3py6g

Pooping again in fact.

u prolly havent even seen that game once and here you are talking like you know

More to the point, here and now, I can't begin to imagine a reason that I would ever want to watch it.

But that's me. And that's the part I root in dasein. It's not a question of why I don't and you do [or whether one should or shouldn't], but how the life that we lived predispose us to do one rather than another.

Just as I root the distinction between a capitalist playing the stock market as a rational means to make money and a capitalist defending capitalism itself to someone who construes this particular political economy to be immoral and ripe historically to be reconfigured into socialism as rooted in dasein.

The place that, in my view, moral and political objectivists won't go/don't go with me because it brings into question the reality of their own objectivist "real me in sync with the right thing to do" mentality itself.

Now, once again, as per usual, shunt all that aside and try to think up something totally dismissive or "clever" instead.

But: "you dirty communist!" is already taken.

[Mr Reasonable]

dems pricy phones here in the 3rd world
i could buy me a cute little dirt bike for that much

my first bike was a 1984 honda xl80 is was bad ass i was like 10 and i would do jumps and shit in this big field near where i lived ah the good ol days

I can feel the grueling poverty you grew up in.

I say that with love, no disrespecting. But the point needs to be proven.

my parents got some money once from a lawsuit against the doctor who delivered my sister. i got an $800 used motorcycle out of it.

[Mr Reasonable]

it was the only shutout in bcs championship game history. lsu only crossed the 50 once and it was on a fumble. only bcs title game ever won by a sophomore qb. mosely injured and out. defense stepped up. stuffed the run. odell beckam jr couldnt even catch a ball. bruh you really dont even know what ur talking about that game was lit af u should probably go watch it now

This made me want to start watching American football now.

in the regular season that year alabama had already played lsu and lost 9 to 6. neither team scored a touchdown. alabama was otherwise undefeated that year and lsu went on to be #1 so they had a spot in the championship game. everyone said alabama didnt deserve to be there even though they had the strongest schedule and won all thier games by the best margins. they were clearly one of the 2 best teams in the country. they were selected to play in the game, a rematch or a defensive masterpiece played just weeks earlier. the ensuing contest was the shit of legend.

a few facts. since 2007, alabama has won 159 games and lost only 23. they nearly always beat the spread. the stadium holds over 100k people and all the games are always sold out. you can hear the crowd for miles. our current coach is tied with another old alabama coach for most championships, and needs 1 more to beat him which means that we have to 2 winningest coaches of all time competing to see who can win more.

Here is the game in question.

[Mr Reasonable]

it was the only shutout in bcs championship game history. lsu only crossed the 50 once and it was on a fumble. only bcs title game ever won by a sophomore qb. mosely injured and out. defense stepped up. stuffed the run. odell beckam jr couldnt even catch a ball. bruh you really dont even know what ur talking about that game was lit af u should probably go watch it now

This made me want to start watching American football now.

also "american" football is just called football. soccer is not football. its basically a childs sport in the US

[Mr Reasonable]

yay new phone woohoo

[WendyDarling]

Happy Thanksgivings nerds-n-turds!

[Mr Reasonable]

thanksgiving is cancelled its indigenous people's day now

[Pedro I Rengel]

Commies the same all over.

"Day of Indian Resistance."

Jokers.

[Mr Reasonable]

bro they gave us turkeys and maize and we gave them smallpox and a few shitty chunks of land in oklahoma and arizona

[Pedro I Rengel]

They routinely scalped their enemies when they raided their villages while the men hunted.

Nobody's a nice guy, stop being such a penis.

Thanksgiving day is a day to give thanks.

Can you accept nothing nice?

Does everything have to be a commemoration of victimhood?

[Mr Reasonable]

defended their property against invaders

[Pedro I Rengel]

Going over to another village and scalping the women and the children,

is not defending against invaders.

You got some twisted ideas.

[Mr Reasonable]

Going over to another village and scalping the women and the children,

is not defending against invaders.

You got some twisted ideas.

bruh this whole place was their village by the time the scalpees were present the invasion had begun

[Pedro I Rengel]

tf did you even just say.

[Mr Reasonable]

if you have a back yard and i just come and live in it and in the middle of the night you sneak out there and beat me up even though you beat me up im still the asshole

[Pedro I Rengel]

if you have a back yard and i just come and live in it and in the middle of the night you sneak out there and beat me up even though you beat me up im still the asshole

Yeah I agree.

But these Indians man, they didn't need any such reasons to go into someone elses village and do all that terrible shit.

Also that was a thoroughly Republican thing to say. In California you would go to jail.

Or I would. Whatever, the guy who delivers the midnight beating.

[phoneutria]

i sincerely hope nobody from here goes on a killing spree
and then we hear about it in the news
some of y'all are legit crazy
that would suck

[Mr Reasonable]

yeah man taking up residence on someone elses property then killing most of them while somehow portraying yourself as the victim is all kinds of fucked up

[Pedro I Rengel]

Like Injuns?