Absolute Randomness

[phoneutria]

the in paris the spring

[MagsJ]

https://vocaroo.com/11P37qtZJMvT

..no man, I can hit bullets with my nunchucks.

[phoneutria]

say hi to your mama for me prom

[MagsJ]

Check this out. When ast, nine people out of ten will get it wrong. The mind unconsciously edits out the error and you dont even see it.

‐‐‐-------------------paris‐------------------------
-------------in---------------------the-------------
--------the---------------------------spring-----

The first thing One sees, is the glaringly-obvious second ‘the’ ..duh!

Do you think that trip will be likely under lockdown tho?

[promethean75]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/impossible ... ology/amp/

[promethean75]

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[promethean75]

"In a speech on the Senate floor, McConnell repeatedly decried proposals to provide $2,000 to millions of Americans as “socialism for rich people.”

"Borrowing from our grandkids to do socialism for rich people is a terrible way to get help to families who actually need it,” said McConnell on the Senate floor"

wtf is that old prune talking about? at least seventy five percent of check receivers would not be business owners or rich.

How the fuck did this retard become a majority leader?

"Sanders accused McConnell of hypocrisy, remarking, “The majority leader helped lead this body to pass Trump’s tax bill. You want to talk about socialism for the rich, Mr. Majority Leader?”

[promethean75]

I just wish all this mess happened ten years sooner than it did, because back then I had the drive and the enthusiasm to enjoy the chaos. Back then I was itchin for a reason to get my guns out... now, I'm lazy and would rather lay on a couch somewhere.

Still I think I'd get a second wind if the right circumstances came about. We'll see what happens.

[MagsJ]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/impossiblebrainmatter.wordpress.com/2013/08/01/paris-in-the-spring-an-introduction-to-cognitive-psychology/amp/

A case of the visual over-riding the cognitive, I’d say.

[promethean75]

QAnon's first prediction was that Hillary Clinton was about to be arrested and would attempt to flee the country. This prediction failed. Other failed predictions include:[89]

The "Storm" would take place on November 3, 2017. There were no notable events in US politics on that day.A major event involving the Department of Defense would take place on February 1, 2018.People targeted by the president would commit suicide en masse on February 10, 2018. No prominent people committed suicide that day.There would be a car bombing in London around February 16, 2018. There was no bombing.The Trump military parade would "never be forgotten". The parade was canceled (lol).The Five Eyes "won't be around much longer." It has not been terminated.Something major would happen in Chongqing on April 10, 2018. Nothing notable happened in Chongqing that day.There would be a "bombshell" revelation about North Korea in May 2018. There were no notable developments.A "smoking gun" video of Hillary Clinton would emerge in March 2018. No video appeared.Multiple failed predictions that John McCain would resign from the US Senate. McCain remained in the Senate until his death in August 2018.Multiple failed predictions that Mark Zuckerberg would leave Facebook and flee the United States. Zuckerberg remains CEO of Facebook as of January 2021.Multiple failed predictions that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey would be forced to resign. Dorsey remains CEO of Twitter as of January 2021.Multiple failed predictions that Pope Francis would be arrested on felony charges. Francis has not been arrested.Multiple failed predictions that "something big" would happen or the truth would emerge "next week".

[promethean75]

Uncle Joe's gonna immediately extend the restrictions on landlords to evict and banks to foreclose. Oh that's gonna hurt em, boys. Gonna hurt em good.

In the hierarchy of earthly scum, the landlord sits directly beneath the capitalist.

[promethean75]

Funniest shit I've ever seen. Showing footage of the capitol invasion... when the guy with the horn headdress gets into the chamber, the cops allow him and few others to get up to the podium. Alright now remember this is supposed to be a profoundly symbolic act and there's nothing funny about what's going on here. People are dying when this is going on, etc.

... and what do they do? Thank jesus, of course, but what was so funny was the horn guy forgot to remove his horns before he said the prayer. So he drops the bullhorn two seconds after he starts, takes his horns off, and then continues. It was like some kind of high school acting class scene rehearsal gone terribly bad. Omg it was so funny.

[promethean75]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/05/politics ... index.html

Tax evaders, perjurers, Arab civilian murdering white trash american soldiers, unarmed illegal immigrant murdering white trash american border control guards, doctors guilty of health fraud, money launderers, and a host of other white collar criminals.

Now here's the funny part. Trump was also given a number of random, low profile blue collar criminals to pardon too. Well because it's the strategic thing to do.

Advisor: mr. president, ya know pardoning a few blue collar crimes will make you look better in the eyes of the lower middle class.

Trumpf: damn that's a great idea. So who do you got for me?

Advisor: we rummaged around and found a few small drug crimes and the like. Oh hey we also found a high profile rapper you could grant clemency to. The black people will love u 4 it.

[promethean75]

https://streamable.com/a5iwci

[phoneutria]

she totes saw it coming
you can tell by that tail whip

[promethean75]

Lol @ the steve bannon guy. You guys didn't really think all the money you gave him to keep the mexicans out would go toward a wall, did u?

"According to the indictment, the defendants allegedly used the money “for a variety of personal uses including, among other things, expenses travel, hotel, consumer goods and personal credit card debts”. One of the defendants, Kolfage, allegedly used his share for “home renovations, payments towards a boat, a luxury SUV, a golf cart, jewelry, cosmetic surgery, personal tax payments and credit card debt”.

[promethean75]

"Miami-Dade Police tipped off federal authorities that a private plane transporting Lil Wayne from California to Florida was also carrying marijuana and weapons. The rapper was charged with possession of a firearm and ammunition by a convicted felon."

I want all the felons in the audience who cannot legally own a gun, to take a good look at that before you think to take the constitution or the american criminal justice system seriously.