Absolute Randomness

[phoneutria]

the in paris the spring

[MagsJ]

https://vocaroo.com/11P37qtZJMvT

..no man, I can hit bullets with my nunchucks.

[phoneutria]

say hi to your mama for me prom

[MagsJ]

Check this out. When ast, nine people out of ten will get it wrong. The mind unconsciously edits out the error and you dont even see it.

‐‐‐-------------------paris‐------------------------
-------------in---------------------the-------------
--------the---------------------------spring-----

The first thing One sees, is the glaringly-obvious second ‘the’ ..duh!

Do you think that trip will be likely under lockdown tho?

[promethean75]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/impossible ... ology/amp/

[promethean75]

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[promethean75]

"In a speech on the Senate floor, McConnell repeatedly decried proposals to provide $2,000 to millions of Americans as “socialism for rich people.”

"Borrowing from our grandkids to do socialism for rich people is a terrible way to get help to families who actually need it,” said McConnell on the Senate floor"

wtf is that old prune talking about? at least seventy five percent of check receivers would not be business owners or rich.

How the fuck did this retard become a majority leader?

"Sanders accused McConnell of hypocrisy, remarking, “The majority leader helped lead this body to pass Trump’s tax bill. You want to talk about socialism for the rich, Mr. Majority Leader?”

[promethean75]

I just wish all this mess happened ten years sooner than it did, because back then I had the drive and the enthusiasm to enjoy the chaos. Back then I was itchin for a reason to get my guns out... now, I'm lazy and would rather lay on a couch somewhere.

Still I think I'd get a second wind if the right circumstances came about. We'll see what happens.

[MagsJ]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/impossiblebrainmatter.wordpress.com/2013/08/01/paris-in-the-spring-an-introduction-to-cognitive-psychology/amp/

A case of the visual over-riding the cognitive, I’d say.

[promethean75]

QAnon's first prediction was that Hillary Clinton was about to be arrested and would attempt to flee the country. This prediction failed. Other failed predictions include:[89]

The "Storm" would take place on November 3, 2017. There were no notable events in US politics on that day.A major event involving the Department of Defense would take place on February 1, 2018.People targeted by the president would commit suicide en masse on February 10, 2018. No prominent people committed suicide that day.There would be a car bombing in London around February 16, 2018. There was no bombing.The Trump military parade would "never be forgotten". The parade was canceled (lol).The Five Eyes "won't be around much longer." It has not been terminated.Something major would happen in Chongqing on April 10, 2018. Nothing notable happened in Chongqing that day.There would be a "bombshell" revelation about North Korea in May 2018. There were no notable developments.A "smoking gun" video of Hillary Clinton would emerge in March 2018. No video appeared.Multiple failed predictions that John McCain would resign from the US Senate. McCain remained in the Senate until his death in August 2018.Multiple failed predictions that Mark Zuckerberg would leave Facebook and flee the United States. Zuckerberg remains CEO of Facebook as of January 2021.Multiple failed predictions that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey would be forced to resign. Dorsey remains CEO of Twitter as of January 2021.Multiple failed predictions that Pope Francis would be arrested on felony charges. Francis has not been arrested.Multiple failed predictions that "something big" would happen or the truth would emerge "next week".

[promethean75]

Uncle Joe's gonna immediately extend the restrictions on landlords to evict and banks to foreclose. Oh that's gonna hurt em, boys. Gonna hurt em good.

In the hierarchy of earthly scum, the landlord sits directly beneath the capitalist.

[promethean75]

Funniest shit I've ever seen. Showing footage of the capitol invasion... when the guy with the horn headdress gets into the chamber, the cops allow him and few others to get up to the podium. Alright now remember this is supposed to be a profoundly symbolic act and there's nothing funny about what's going on here. People are dying when this is going on, etc.

... and what do they do? Thank jesus, of course, but what was so funny was the horn guy forgot to remove his horns before he said the prayer. So he drops the bullhorn two seconds after he starts, takes his horns off, and then continues. It was like some kind of high school acting class scene rehearsal gone terribly bad. Omg it was so funny.

[promethean75]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/05/politics ... index.html

Tax evaders, perjurers, Arab civilian murdering white trash american soldiers, unarmed illegal immigrant murdering white trash american border control guards, doctors guilty of health fraud, money launderers, and a host of other white collar criminals.

Now here's the funny part. Trump was also given a number of random, low profile blue collar criminals to pardon too. Well because it's the strategic thing to do.

Advisor: mr. president, ya know pardoning a few blue collar crimes will make you look better in the eyes of the lower middle class.

Trumpf: damn that's a great idea. So who do you got for me?

Advisor: we rummaged around and found a few small drug crimes and the like. Oh hey we also found a high profile rapper you could grant clemency to. The black people will love u 4 it.

[promethean75]

https://streamable.com/a5iwci

[phoneutria]

she totes saw it coming
you can tell by that tail whip

[promethean75]

Lol @ the steve bannon guy. You guys didn't really think all the money you gave him to keep the mexicans out would go toward a wall, did u?

"According to the indictment, the defendants allegedly used the money “for a variety of personal uses including, among other things, expenses travel, hotel, consumer goods and personal credit card debts”. One of the defendants, Kolfage, allegedly used his share for “home renovations, payments towards a boat, a luxury SUV, a golf cart, jewelry, cosmetic surgery, personal tax payments and credit card debt”.

[promethean75]

"Miami-Dade Police tipped off federal authorities that a private plane transporting Lil Wayne from California to Florida was also carrying marijuana and weapons. The rapper was charged with possession of a firearm and ammunition by a convicted felon."

I want all the felons in the audience who cannot legally own a gun, to take a good look at that before you think to take the constitution or the american criminal justice system seriously.

[promethean75]

the recent videos I've been obsessing over during the last few days.... which have pretty much ruined me, btw, as I will never be able to unsee them and am now permanently deranged because of them... have led me into an in-depth study of the history of the mexican drug cartels. in four days I've watched a hunerd videos and read countless articles, transporting myself into a world that is as dark, repulsive and terrifying and it is exhilarating, awesome and spectacular. it is such a world in itself so far removed from our own that you can only stand in awe before it once you behold it in it's full complexity (short of actually being there).

especially fascinating is how the particular historical, political and economic circumstances made it possible for the cartels to literally militarize themselves. of course cartels all over the world do this to some extent, but nothing like the CJNG has done recently. el mencho is estimated to be worth at least 50 billion, for example, and is so powerful he literally rivals the mexican army. the Sinaloa can't even fuck with them anymore (el chapo's guys).

the Zetas are another fascinating monster. they set up camps where recruits are trained in guerrilla warfare by special force soldiers from Guatemala that have been bought by the cartel.

strange when you think about it. the lower half of the western continent falls behind in modernizing itself and becomes a place where people from the lower classes cultivate a substance from a certain plant, sell it illegally, and become filthy rich. it's the ingenuity of an economically oppressed and deprived class to take advantage of the third world poverty stricken conditions of their backward and underdeveloped country. same shit going on in central america and Brazil. what do you expect of a kid born in a favela who's offered a job as a hitman? that's real shit man. these kids blow my mind how naturally, easily, casually they do this. it is unbelievable how cultures can still exist today in which such savage and barbarian people thrive. it's all essentially an economic problem. which means it's not a genetic or cultural problem. these two things make trivial and superficial differences not worth paying any attention to.

anyway I'm now fantasizing about being a sicario and working for senor nemesio. but here's the thing. I would be a double agent working for china to influence el mencho to initiate the country's transition into socialism by seizing the country's private and public means of production. once the Mexican vanguard is set up, cocaine manufacturing would stop and the state would begin it's five year plan to rapidly modernize (with the aid of china). el mencho would give me an honorary title and I would forever be remembered as a hero of the mexican peoples.

Once you understand and walk with these people in these videos, you find that they are an intense balance of brutal animal nature and compassion, honor, charity, pride. It's all so very confusing and that's why I'm enchanted by it, you fucking puto. vamanos.

[iambiguous]

https://youtu.be/QALu_tj1skU

Problem solved.

[promethean75]

https://streamable.com/fv6gkr

[phoneutria]

Prom you should have an instagram acct
And just make funny videos in the stories all day

[promethean75]

My material is too low budget for instagram and youtube. Like you wouldnt set up an account just to post some stupid videos like mine.

Brb

[promethean75]

What makes anything I do funny is how low budget it is, and how that fact prevents me from doing anything really funny... and it's that low budget lameness that is so funny. You cant get away with this in instagram and youtube.

The starwars soundtrack one in my car was the best one.

[phoneutria]

My material is too low budget for instagram and youtube. Like you wouldnt set up an account just to post some stupid videos like mine.

Brb

bullshit all you need is a phone
having a phoneutria helps
but in the absence of any utrias
just a phone will do

[promethean75]

sicario promethean 75 escolta a dos muchachos narcos en una carrera de reparto para el cartel los promolas

https://streamable.com/n727b9