Absolute Randomness

[Pedro I Rengel]

Let's all relax.

The important thing is that promo is a stand-up guy and we're trying to save him from the throes of communism.

[promethean75]

Ummmm.......no. the moment sil started running circles around everyone and it turned into this weird thing where everybody realized they weren't prepared to go the distance (I dont blame you, cuz that bitch is long) and started acting like everything was simpler than sil was making it out to be.. because they couldnt keep up with him... I decided to sit it out. What you don't know is that i saw enough to fill an entire book with objections... so it's not that I couldnt enter the debate. It's that I didnt want to... and that's a pain in the ass because I love proving a muthafucka wrong. I find myself caring less and less, and this has shaken me.

[Pedro I Rengel]

Didn't you like threaten to kill people in that thread?

[phoneutria]

dunno prom i have a pretty good memory

[phoneutria]

like the more recent little exchange in pages 45 and 46
do you feel like you won that?

[Pedro I Rengel]

Omg hahahahahahahahaha

[promethean75]

Yo I didnt even know there was 46 pages. I didnt get past three or four. Fuck I cant even remember.

But no, a forum debate is always inconclusive in my mind... because even if I think I've won, I dont feel like the person I win against knows how and why I won. In person it's different. There is no dispute that I win (if I win) because I would have eaten you and left you speechless. It would happen so fast I'd have to show you how it happened like in slow motion or something. Seriously my brain would be like bzzzzzzuuuuu!!! and you'd be like 'what?'

[Pedro I Rengel]

psh

[phoneutria]

lol page 10 replying to me

I'd shoot a fuckin capitalist in the blink of an eye and not lose a minute of sleep.

A capitalist's society is not my society. You wanna talk about right and wrong, get rid of the parasites first. Until then, don't waste my time with talk of ethics.

jee take a chill pill prom
you get all angry talkin' like that
people might think you lost your cool

[promethean75]

Hey but no I really do believe that there are countless people needlessly suffering right now because of capitalism. Like this makes me angry. I know, crazy, right?

[phoneutria]

Ummmm.......no. the moment sil started running circles around everyone

also lol if u think that
in fact i don't think you do
cuz that little field trip on page 45
was you tryna pick up some slack for him
after i called you both out

but yeah i believe you when you say
you weren't following the thread
it takes reading it
to see me wipe the floor with you bitches

[promethean75]

I care so little about this matter that I didnt even make it to page two looking for the thread. I did look through page one though. Well i scrolled so fast I mighta missed it. This too do I care little about.

[phoneutria]

there's this awesome concept
called ctrl+F
where you search the whole page in less than a second
probably created by a capitalist though
so don't touch it
oh shit you're on a computer aren't you
damn, you probably have it by now
wear a mask just in case

[Pedro I Rengel]

there's this awesome concept
called ctrl+F
where you search the whole page in less than a second
probably created by a capitalist though
so don't touch it
oh shit you're on a computer aren't you
damn, you probably have it by now
wear a mask just in case

I spit out my pasta noodles.

[Pedro I Rengel]

Hey but no I really do believe that there are countless people needlessly suffering right now because of capitalism. Like this makes me angry. I know, crazy, right?

Hey but it used to be only white victims of capitalism that bothered you. Remember that? Your negroid phase?

Maybe you are just looking for any excuse for self-righteous indignation? An imaginary world of good vs evil?

[Pedro I Rengel]

Like your main concern in life is other people, and how their lives should be governed.

Isn't that a little pathetic?

I wouldn't say this if I thought pathetic is all you could be.

But surely...

[promethean75]

I think I underbid another job. I fuckin suck at this. When I showed her my numbers her face went pale and she kinda wavered back and forth a little. From then on she was ms. chatterbox and I couldnt get a word in. What did I just do to myself? I'll still bank on the job but could I have gotten a grand more? See I have no idea what the shit is worth because I only think in terms of how hard the work is and how long it'll take me. If i make 200 dollars in thirty minutes (and i will, several times over), even that seems ridiculous to me. But here she is gasping in delight at my quote. I probably coulda doubled my number and she'd still be beside herself.

Chick flips houses and needs most of the interior trim and doors upgraded. She's used to being gouged by contractors, so she found a promethean this time.

[promethean75]

Pedro's jewish, help me out here dude. I've always wondered about this.

Okay you know kosher dill pickles. So kosher means that it's been sanctified or approved or blessed or whatever, right? It's some kind of ceremony dealing with food.

Okay. Here's my question. Does a rabbi bless like a whole pickle factory at once or each jar of pickles individually?

I'm asking a legitimate question and if anyone knows how they do this, I'd like to know.

[promethean75]

Never mind I googled it. It's not literally in accordance with Jewish dietary law and rabbis dont oversee the pickles. It's just a name meant for a particular style of pickle and list of ingredients used in the New York area. Still very exciting trivia, nonetheless.

[Pedro I Rengel]

Pedro's jewish, help me out here dude. I've always wondered about this.

Okay you know kosher dill pickles. So kosher means that it's been sanctified or approved or blessed or whatever, right? It's some kind of ceremony dealing with food.

Okay. Here's my question. Does a rabbi bless like a whole pickle factory at once or each jar of pickles individually?

I'm asking a legitimate question and if anyone knows how they do this, I'd like to know.

It's the salt.

[promethean75]

I just saw a clip of sleepy joe on the Colbert show. He'd said something along the lines of 'trump's influence on the body politik' or something like that. Body politik. Since when did sleepy joe use words like that? He been reading a philosophy book? I doubt it. What's happening is sleepy joe is becoming young again, sharpened and brought back to life by the gravity of his new responsibility. Sleepy joe has made the big time and is now the president of this glorious nation. And he knows it. He wakes up every day and remembers that he's the president elect.

Joe's on the come up, folks. Watch this nigga work.

"[...]... body politik." - Joe Biden and President Elect

[Pedro I Rengel]

It's his team. They feed him things to say and ways to say them like prompts in a computer.

How can you not know this?

[Pedro I Rengel]

Like when they do tests for a new product. They do those group discussion things and refine and refine, and in the case of your Hilarys and your Bidens they use top Psychology researchers in ivy League colleges who are happy to help the Democrat cause for a fee.

Were you born yesterday? Where am I?

[Pedro I Rengel]

They tell him things as minute as how to move his arms, when, with what amount of inflection.

That's why it always seems at once compelling and weirdly contrived. Like with Obama. 100% unnatural but oddly appealing.

Your donated dollars at work.

[Pedro I Rengel]

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