Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby phoneutria » Fri Feb 12, 2021 5:00 am

el queso está viejo y podrido
¿donde está el sanitario?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:08 pm

por el pasillo del piso de tierra a través de la cortina improvisada detrás del panel de madera a la izquierda
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:31 pm

"... a Master Race, the future "masters of the earth"...made to endure for millennia - a higher kind of men who... employ democratic Europe as their most pliant and supple instrument for getting hold of the destinies of the erf."
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby phoneutria » Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:36 pm

instagram is making me participate
in a chinese new year celebration
they started to show year of the ox shit in my stories
out of nowhere
i had to disable that shit
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:27 am

So what do we do if by Jan of 2022 the economy/public sector is fully reopened internationally and masks are no longer mandatory anywhere? What do we do if by then no substantial market crash ever happened? What do we do if nobody is dying from the vaccine?

Are we supposed to just be like 'oh my bad, didn't mean to waste an entire year of your time at ilp with all the new world order stuff'?

Fuck that. When nothing ever becomes of the years 2020-2021 and everything's back to normal by 2022, I'll start talking about an even bigger, more sinister plot or something.

I'mma tell you what I wanna know. When high ranking officials involved in the conspiracy get their fake vaccines on camera, at what point is the real vaccine switched out with the fake vaccine? Like does the nurse (who is really a cell) do it?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:11 am

I feel it is my obligation and duty as a United States citizen to stand committed to my conservative values and refuse to participate in the reckless fiscal irresponsiblity of Joe Biden and the Democrats.

I therefore refuse to accept the $1,400 check and will be sending it back to the return address immediately.

Thank you and good day.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:30 am

this dude Shaun has got me cracking up man.

https://youtu.be/33FH1Jl62cY
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:02 pm

hahaha 'the fate of the frog men'

(guy's like an equally sharp but much calmer John Oliver)

https://youtu.be/a_yfnQPaD_E
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:49 pm

If any of you want to see shooter body cam footage of what happened here, click here you sick bastards.

WARNING: incredibly, incredibly graphic video content at site. Enter at your own risk.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:14 pm

Lol ain't that some slimey shit... whoever designed the webpage where donations could be made to trump, purposely made the box for 'recurring billing' automatically checked, with the terms hidden in tiny text nobody reads. Don't think the automatic continued subscription thing is by accident. Advertisement sites can do little shady shit like that and it isn't illegal.

Now supposedly 122 million of the pseudo-fraudulent donation money was given back to unwitting victims of this latest grift... but I'd wager quite a few incredibly wealthy supporters didn't even sweat the little automatic subscription trick when they found out. It's these people the trump team of scavangers was banking on when they set the plan in motion and had the little computer guy design the website.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:42 am

I just heard some prince died and I wuz like prince already died dude and he was like no a real prince and I wuz like yo they still have princes what year is this bro.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:02 am

Wait is this for real? These idiots actually march around like that all day? And British citizens are paying for this silly nonsense?

https://youtu.be/aK2W1qSjLMo
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:18 am

"are u serious?!"

https://www.kaotic.com/video/b1e97148_20210418085017_t







"get the fuck outta here!"
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:37 pm

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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:02 pm

promethean75 wrote:"are u serious?!"

https://www.kaotic.com/video/b1e97148_20210418085017_t







"get the fuck outta here!"

Would you like some porn with that.. link?

I saw an embedded link, called the human fleshlight. :shock:
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I haven't got the time to spend the time reading something that is telling me nothing, as I will never be able to get back that time, and I may need it for something at some point in time.. Huh! - MagsJ
You’re suggestions and I, just simply don’t mix.. like oil on water, or a really bad DJ - MagsJ
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:22 pm

Just watch the videos I link to... don't watch any other random ones because that site will permanently fuck you up if you've got any sense.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:59 pm

promethean75 wrote:Just watch the videos I link to... don't watch any other random ones because that site will permanently fuck you up if you've got any sense.

Do you say that from experience, Prom. :-k ; )

The embedded links, means a visible image, so I cannot un-see what I originally saw.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:15 pm

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:34 pm

_
Such incidents rarely happen in the UK.. because we don’t carry gunz.

I thought I heard 3 gunshots the other night.. turned out to be a car backfiring. :)

Those two guys tho.. too cute.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:57 pm

By the power command of the mechanical gods it has been done on earth.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:37 pm

Where are the oskars langes of the 21rst century? This dude almost had it figured out, but the computers were garbage back then. Imagine what computers today could do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_R._Lange

You can't plan an economy my ass
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Re: Absolute Randomness

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