Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:08 pm

Incidentally, and in perfect form with that above quote, my second conviction - when I flashed the woman at the mall and a kid saw me - could be argued to be a result of the first conviction (of which I was guilty) and the restrictions imposed on me by probation, as well as the social stigma that prevented me from socializing with women.

At the time - 2010 - Natalie had just gone back to Tampa. I count that as my fault because she was a normal 18-19 year old. It was me who was under such stress and full of rage because of the probation, among other things - we lived in a beg bug infested shit hole apartment because in addition to being on the registry and all the difficulty finding housing, I had problems finding a job as well. The old lady was actually helping me with rent at the time. Anyway, I was unfit for a relationship and was really quite hard on her. After a year of fighting she ended up leaving... and I don't blame her. I was a mess.

Unable to date, unable to look at porn, I started my old sexually deviant habits again... which landed me right back in jail. Only this time, I wasn't actually guilty of what I was charged with.

Ain't that a bitch? As Ted once explained: I don't want to blame the sexually violent media for my condition, but it was an indispensable link in the chain of events leading up to my addiction and my crimes.

I almost regret not trying to find a nice female sex offender to have a relationship with after I ran Natalie off. Had I done so, I might not have started my exhibitionism again.

Those fuckers really, really make it hard on a fella, man.

What enraged me the most was that the 2007 convictions involved a kind of double jeopardy as well as an artificial inflation of the crimes. Instead of just three counts of 'indecent exposure', they stacked up three counts of 'indecent liberties with a minor', which, according to statute, requires the offender to make physical contact with the victim, if which I did not.

Henceforth I was classified as a sexually violent offender (tho not a predator). And I never touched a fuckin soul.

Long story, I won't bore u with legal technicalities. But let me assure u... the criminal courts are full of shit.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:15 pm

promethean75 wrote:Promethean75 and the old lady beat the system...

https://vocaroo.com/1aC39p8bvAoj

=D>

Beat that system bro..
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:35 pm

It'll be tricky to do. The excuse we'll use for selling the house will be that the house was too big for her to manage at her age, so she moved into an apartment. When the nursing home does that five year investigation looking for anything suspicious - getting rid of assets so they can't take them when/if she takes residence at the home - they can't say that the reason the house was sold wasn't because she couldn't manage it.

They'll get her social security tho for sure.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:38 pm

... and lemme tell ya, if this ends up in court and we lose... that might be the last time I permit a court to fuck me... and I might very well tie my head band and put my boots on.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:06 pm

promethean75 wrote:Imma tell u what can be so dangerous about astrology. The manifest destiny effect. Observe.

Scorpio.. on the cusp of Sagittarius, here.. but I ain’t no Teddess Bundy.

But if I scare and intimidate others, is another matter altogether.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:19 pm

Good shit bruh.

Guess who has the same birthday as big Ted.

Ur boy Baruch Spinoza.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:37 am

A tiny irony; capitalists will profit more than anyone else from the passing of the infrastructure bill they are now complaining so loudly about.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:45 am

I have a question about Mr. Bannon. Well, about his three day beard, actually. Is this some kind of conservative bourgeois attempt to be like a kind of mad max from the Right? A rebel?

I'm concerned because IQ45's whole clique of useless bourgeois parasites are usually well groomed.

Little help here.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 1:39 pm

Wait it was John Walsh, not Adam Walsh. Adam was his son. They say Toole killed Adam, but I don't know the details. Anyway, some words from Mr. Walsh... who I might add would have been on the registry himself for having sex with a sixteen year old while he was twenty.

"Walsh generated a great deal of controversy during a summer press tour in 2006 when he stated to the media he had jokingly told senators to implant "exploding" chips in the anuses of sex offenders. He stated, "I said implant it in their anus and if they go outside the radius, explode it, that would send a big message." Walsh stated this was a "joke", but that "nobody thought it was funny."

Lol that's not a bad idea actually. Question is, is it more cost effective than GPS monitoring.

A pretty good irony might also be that if it weren't for Adam's death and everything that followed - him becoming a TV personality - he wouldn't be nearly as wealthy as he is now. Course a man wouldn't trade his son for any amount of money in the world... but twenty years later we sure as hell don't hear em complaining anymore.

Exploding chips. Ass-busters, I'd call em.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:39 pm

Yo some funny shit happened yesterday. So I got a job repairing some rotten fascia, siding and trim on a restaurant. Home style food that draws large crowds every day. The place is literally packed from eight to two, everyday. Great prices too. A typical plate is below ten bucks, and u can't beat that around here.

The side that I'm working on is the dining side, so right on the other side of the wall sits the customers at their tables.

I'm fucking banging around and running saws and shit and folks are leaving their tables because of the noise. It even fucked the waitresses up because a few of them lost their sections. So now they're all mad at me and out back on their smoke breaks. 'are you done yet, man, etc.' hahahaha.

I gotta paint today but the owner doesn't want me there until one. I'm like yo man this is how it goes. But there's no way she'd close for a day, even tho she makes major bank everyday and could certainly afford to. Instead, she wants me to work these weird hours that fuck my whole sleep schedule up. I mean who goes to work at one in the afternoon?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:33 pm

If we raised wages and legalized prostitution in its original mercantile form (no capitalist pimps), the frequency of sex crimes would be literally cut in half over night, and people like Urwrong and Ecmandu wouldn't be trippin so much at a philosophy forum because they'd have a sex life.

Who the fuck r u to tell a lady she can't perform a service like that if she wants? What she and he do is their business and the state has no jurisdiction here.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:02 pm

Uh oh. They're getting reading to sentence The Shaman, fearless leader of the insurrection!
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:07 am

https://www.kaotic.com/video/6a7db331_20211113211259_t

Man if I wuz that dude I'd be pissed!
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:37 am

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:50 am

^^^ Being relatively handsome is a necessary condition of the groupies' attraction to him, but u have to dig deeper to understand what's going on here. Sorry whoopie and friends. Ur way off.

The infatuation consists of hoping that [insert groupie] will be the female Ted holds in high enough regard, not to kill. In doing so, she is simulating a kind of competition, and you get to see a glimpse of woman's secret disgust with other women (when trying for the attention of who they perceive as an alpha male).

But who would point this out? Who would ever tell those hippies outside the courthouse who were so mesmerized by Ted, that they too were sick?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:53 am

https://youtu.be/_IHIw9S4Vdw

Lolz @ Charlie. Go smoke a banana peel u fuckin burn out.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:40 am

I had two hours of painting left this morning - fascia and siding - and wrapped up about ten o'clock. As I'm cleaning up, I hear the back door fly open around the corner and a woman heaving and sobbing. So I walk around and see the owner of the restaurant in tears as she's walked to a car that's waiting for her. Before I could ask, the car speeds off. Waitresses crowd around the back door with solemn faces. What's going on.... is she okay? Her mother just died. They found her a few minutes ago on the floor at home.

Oh shit.

So I'm hanging out wondering how I'm gonna get paid... but I wouldn't dare text her right now. So what do I do, goddamit? Fuck it, I'll paint the whole front for free while I wait.

Still haven't heard anything. Should I give her another day and text her tomorrow evening, or what?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:43 am

Did u guys know ILP ranks #8 in a popular forum survey I recently found.

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:30 am

promethean75 wrote:prostitution in its original mercantile form (no capitalist pimps)


As long as there have been hos, there have been pimps.

Most'n the time it doesn't even occur to girls to make a living that way. They need a guide.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:37 am

The problem with government regulated prostitution is that a lot of girls then think it's a good way to make money that otherwise wouldn't have the ho in them to begin with. So they expose themselves to a lot of traumatic shit and ruin their pretty little souls.

What drives a ho, ironically I guess, is not money.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:44 am

Any girl that does it for the money, it's basically a very gray area with rape. They aren't enjoying it, they are basically holding their noses and getting it done with so they can get the money.

But what they are getting done with is actually going to have serious consequences on their psyches.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:52 am

promethean75 wrote:Her mother just died. They found her a few minutes ago on the floor at home.

Oh shit.

So I'm hanging out wondering how I'm gonna get paid...

Shit, prom. Have a heart.
Leave your phone number with the person in charge (and get his/her name/number). She's going to have to hand over the running of the business to someone for the next day or so, so ask that person to ask on your behalf. Let him/her know you need the money and don't contact the woman yourself.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri Nov 19, 2021 5:02 am

promethean75 wrote:Her mother just died. They found her a few minutes ago on the floor at home.

Oh shit.

So I'm hanging out wondering how I'm gonna get paid...

Your self absorption reminded me of an old Jewish woman who owned a shop my friend worked in. I was visiting him in the shop at the time the old Jewess came in histrionically distraught. My friend asked her what the matter was. She said she just found out her long-time cleaner just died. My friend said "Oh, that's terrible" and she replied "Yes. Terrible. I don't know where I'm going to get another cleaner as good as her". My friend and I exchanged glances and tried not to burst out laughing.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Fri Nov 19, 2021 5:06 am

Right, she was "histrionically" distraught (over the death of someone she knew, to call that histrionic kinda makes you a piece of shit) because she would have to find another cleaner. And you were about to burst out laughing.

I'm like a reverse antisemite. I think antisemites should be rounded up and burned in ovens.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri Nov 19, 2021 5:16 am

promethean75 wrote:Her mother just died. They found her a few minutes ago on the floor at home.

Oh shit.

So I'm hanging out wondering how I'm gonna get paid...

When I found out my beautiful mother had died, I was sent home from work. A couple of hours later the doorbell rang. I opened it and a huge Maori was standing in the doorway holding a large bowl of flowers with both arms. I was still in shock and just stood there. He tried to push the flowers on me which snapped me out of my stupor. I apologized and said I wasn't expecting anything. He said "Don't be shocked, man. They're not from me". Then walked away.
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