Masterbating!

by **Metavoid** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:04 pm

Smooth wrote:And Ben, I screamed your chant out loud at work. People looked at me weird.

It might have something do to with it being 2003 and ben's chant proclaiming "welcome to the year 2002".

by **Smooth** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:51 pm

naw, I think it's because I said I like to jerk off with whip cream, and I'm proud of it.

by **jedi_pocky** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:22 pm

HVD wrote:Moved this here, I really don't see any philosophical content.

this line was hilarious..
anyway masturbating isnt limited to the male sex. :wink:

by **Lithium** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:53 pm

Anything in excess has the possibility of being detrimental to other areas of your life. If you were a wanking addict surely other things would suffer? Wouldnt it make you build up a tolerance to sexual pleasure, eventually affecting actual sex?

by **Smooth** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:22 pm

It could be good or bad. Good in the sense that you build that tolerence, you also learn how to control your ejaculation making you last longer in the bed. But that is if you masterbate the right way. You just can't wank off like a school boy that is about to get caught by his parents, and try to go speedy gonzalez on yourself. That is the bad way. By conditioning yourself to ejaculate faster so you could relieve yourself, the second your penis touches a vagina ------ it'll be 'forrest gump all over again.

Women should do it too. I think it makes them more keen to reach an orgasm when a male is with them.

by **detrop** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:12 pm

A good masterbaiter needs to be familar with the water he is fishing and the fish he hopes to catch. For example, if I am fishing in a shallow moving stream I wouldn't want to use an open hook lure. If I were fishing for trout who's common food source was the "cricket," I would want to use a lure that was somewhat similiar to the cricket. Likewise, fishing in a pond where there were open waters and no chance of hooking debree, I could use an exposed hook lure. Also, in such a lake there might be a variety of foods which the fish might eat, ranging from insects, amphibians, reptiles, or bread balls throw in the water by spectators, I would have a broader range of options for what I might use as a successful lure.

One doesn't become a good masterbaiter over night. It takes time and experience to really know what you are doing.

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:10 am

I can vouch for that. There is an art to masturbation. I must say though, that i am in agreement with magius' and other's comments about it being a solitary sport. You guys ought to read Foucault's history of sexuality.

by **Magius** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:31 am

As ben once said "Repeat after me..."

I MASTURBATE AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

...due recent advancements in posting insights on the matter, maybe we can change our hail to...

I'VE MASTERED THE ART OF MASTURBATION AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

What's your take?

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:21 am

I MASTURBATE AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

Can that get the 2005 ILP tshirt nomination! The sad part is that it would probably attract less negative attention than the 'God is the name we give to our ignorance' shirt in this part of the country. I do think you had some valid points about it affecting other people in your life, Gadfly. But i see no problem if it is done in moderation. Which one of the cynics relieved himself in public?

by **Magius** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:27 am

Yes, I totally agree that masterbation can be healthy when done in moderation.

by **Frighter** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:18 am

meah - as a follow up to my post awhile ago, i have quit now. i havnt beat the meat in over 2 weeks and i really dont have any urge to.

by **Rafajafar** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:35 pm

Frighter wrote:meah - as a follow up to my post awhile ago, i have quit now. i havnt beat the meat in over 2 weeks and i really dont have any urge to.

I don't jerk off while in the dorms. Too many people to make it a private act and I don't want to be one of "those" weirdos.

I have gone a few months w/o an orgasm, and I can say, masturbating increases one's libido. When you stop for a while, you just don't care anymore.

by **Metavoid** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:33 pm

Gadfly of ILP wrote:Yes, I totally agree that masterbation can be healthy when done in moderation

Pah.

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:29 am

Mean between the extremes? Moderation is a healthy concept if taken in moderation. All i'm saying is that you can do it too much, and it starts to run your life, like drugs, drink, gambling. shopping, working or anything else you wish to name. It is only within the framework of a healthy well-balanced person that any of these things start to attain meaning for the individual.

by **Magius** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:38 am

What are you 'pahing' about Metavoid?

Marshall,
was your last post in response to me?

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:43 am

I think it probably applies more to metavoid, but i only mean't it in a general way.

by **INoNothing** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:40 am

Who doesnt like to take a break for a good wacking!?! Sometimes it can be the highlight of one persons day. Also it can be great for people who have no chance at sex at all.

Im 16 years old and I have made out with a girl once :oops:

, but i have been "offered" many times. Why do i refeuse to go have mad sex with a girl at school like she wants me to?? Thanks mostly to masterbation. Once I spill my seed its like i have no desiare to have sex at all for another 20 min. It makes fun casual sex pointless which at this age is great i guess.

by **jedi_pocky** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:42 am

you shameless little boy.

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:02 am

Ben said:

I MASTURBATE AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

I second that.

by **trix** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:29 pm

Who doesnt like to take a break for a good wacking!?! Sometimes it can be the highlight of one persons day. Also it can be great for people who have no chance at sex at all.

Im 16 years old and I have made out with a girl once , but i have been "offered" many times. Why do i refeuse to go have mad sex with a girl at school like she wants me to?? Thanks mostly to masterbation. Once I spill my seed its like i have no desiare to have sex at all for another 20 min. It makes fun casual sex pointless which at this age is great i guess.

oh my god!! metavoid's logged on under a different name!!!

by **craigybaby** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:21 am

It's only a problem if you think it is. My girlfriend, being an Italian catholic raised gal, had never written a letter on the gusset typewriter until recently, but has subsequently almost completed her first novel. So to speak. I always find it relaxing to biff the pudger before I go to bed, I'm normally straight out sparko if I do that. Saying wanking is wrong is like saying you shouldn't scratch itches.

by **Rafajafar** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:28 am

craigybaby wrote:It's only a problem if you think it is. My girlfriend, being an Italian catholic raised gal, had never written a letter on the gusset typewriter until recently, but has subsequently almost completed her first novel. So to speak. I always find it relaxing to biff the pudger before I go to bed, I'm normally straight out sparko if I do that. Saying wanking is wrong is like saying you shouldn't scratch itches.

What the fuck, speak real English.

I gotta say, I wish 'Merican was half as colourful as the King's Engrish.

I'm going to call it "biff the pudger" from now on so that my friends can be all like WTF and I'd be like STFU, RTFM, KMA! Oh em gee.

by **Marshall McDaniel** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 8:49 pm

American idioms include but are not limited to: Spanking the monkey, whipping the bird.

by **Magius** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:27 am

I can't remember where I heard it or who said it but I thought it was funny to call it: "the five knuckle shuffle with your piss pump"....anyone care to think of an alternative of the above for women?

Here's my attempt: "the two finger thumper with your iddy bitty bumper"...*drum roll*

What's your take?

by **Telesis** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:26 am

Gadfly, I disagree.

For me, masterbation actually frees me from being used easily.
(Besides, to love, you must first love yourself.

EXAMPLE: I was out playing pool with 2 friends, when we picked up a girl for a double match. We hit it off, and she was somewhat sultry and flirty, and wanted me to take her home. Unfortunatly, I was informally dating someone, and figured I'd better not. Not indulging was very difficult, but I found it easier to control my hormones by masterbating.

SHould be an Aesop's fable. The fox who quit being a sugar daddy

Masterbating!

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