A Day in The Life

[Pedro I Rengel]

He looked over the contract

- Alright Devil, if God doesn't make a better offer then we've got a deal

[barbarianhorde]

https://9gag.com/gag/ajEzqvq

The Devil always tries to deal with himself but then he calls himself god and shakes his left hand secretly with his right in the basement.
God does not exist only gods just as Being doesn't exist only beings.

[barbarianhorde]

Except of course music is kind of what god is supposed to be.
But music is made by humans and often very promiscuous and vain ones.

[barbarianhorde]

So god is temporary and he is made by mortal devils celebrating their sins.
He is eternally recurring though.

[barbarianhorde]

The mortal always knows that his sin is the only security for an afterlife. So he may try to convince himself that his sin is also a punishment to make up for itself.



Religion is so deep that it doesn't even matter that it is baloney.

[barbarianhorde]

The only real Kristjunity is African American and its only because of the god awesome singing.
Also the only islam is where the towers go full blast prayersong five times a day.
And the only Jewism is the hosanna.

[Pedro I Rengel]

Well then, that should make his decision a lot easier.

This bodes well for the Devil's offer!

[barbarianhorde]

Venus is war. Because of there not being Being but beings, Venus is the whole slew of gorgeous damsels in action at any given moment. Wars of vice.

[barbarianhorde]

Mjöllnir Mjöllnir, roll it down

Music made by the Gods sounds different.

[barbarianhorde]

I think then Lucifer must be the one who runs ahead in that war. The king of Vice, the Victor.

[barbarianhorde]

Well then, that should make his decision a lot easier.

This bodes well for the Devil's offer!

Beware of trusting flaming contracts...

[barbarianhorde]

Has to sign these with the blood of a slain dragon which is blue.

[barbarianhorde]

Nono, dragon blood is for sanctifying in flames. For already flaming ones its the blood of a daughter of men. The almanac doesn't say she needs slaying though.