There isn't really a muse thread.

[Mowk]

Beware the sock puppet. What new member may be me, come to add a little spice to your life. All premise of civility aside. Imagine for a moment, you will deal with every new member with that question. I will now post under the name of any member? Let's play a game.

Hours of amusement having stated you've placed a treasure in the corner of a railroad round house.