[b]God
Now that Trump has pretty well-established that libel laws don’t apply to Twitter, I feel more comfortable discussing the many times I saw Geraldo Rivera having sex with underage girls on Jeffrey Epstein’s sex island.[/b]
See Him in court, right Geraldo!
Right now it’s much easier to believe in Me than believe in reality.
Fuck it, why not.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Simple.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Finally, an answer.
If you could ask Me one question, what would it be?
Keep in mind, I won’t be answering it.
Let’s come up with one He’ll have to.
There is a 0% chance this weekend ends without the President insulting John Lewis.
0%.
Well, did he?
Thanks for the concern all, but I’m just taking time off to write My newest testament while on a working vacation on Bethselamin.
I will return angrier, wittier, and more ineffective than ever in September, just in time for lack-to-school.
In My absence, no one is in charge.
Jesus Christ, August without God?!