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ROFL!!
very well done.
Look at the link in my previous post I just now edited in. 
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Dammit bobby. Just read that I won’t get the stimulus check unless I’ve filed 2018 or 2019 taxes. taxes?! Ha! I stopped paying taxes when three of my constitutional rights were stripped from me after my 2010 wrongful felony convictions. These imbeciles think I’m gonna pay taxes? Not only that, but I’ve had payroll taxes taken out of employee checks consistently for months at a time (working for temp services), and never got any of that money back. So the way I see it, those fucksticks owe me. Furthermore… but this, admittedly, is a bit of my own legislation… I consider any profit made from my labor that doesn’t go to me, a tax. So, even in not officially paying taxes - which I am not obligated to do unless I am a citizen with all constitutional rights - I’m paying informal taxes everytime money I made goes into the pocket of a nuh muhfucker.
But that’s ah’ight. That’s ah’ight. Big gov wants to play like that, no problemo cabron.
I filed about four weeks ago where I’m waiting for a check in the mail, I still posit though that about the time they print the checks and people everywhere receive them the United States economy will have already crashed by then.
The good news however is that those twelve hundred dollar bills will go nicely with my fifteen packs of toilet paper. So there’s that.
Also good news, I managed to take a hammer banging on the starter ignition of my beat up car where I got it running again. That’s good because that means when shit hits the fan I won’t have to walk five months on the road to my bug out location.
You pulled a Fonzie on the starter and got it going? Niiiiice.
Oh let me show you another trick. If and when you drive to this isolated location camp, if you leave the vehicle on the side of the road, take a front and rear tire off and stash them nearby. You’ll need to bring two cinderblocks with you, obviously. Make sure the jack is in the car, too.
If the POleece find that car abandoned, they’ll likely call it in to be towed. But if a front and rear tire is missing, they’re very likely just to ignore it rather than taking on the headache of having tires put on it to have it towed. Being that it’s sitting on the side of a back road, it’s not a priority problem… especially when the shit has already hit the fan. So they’d just put a sticker on it and drive away. Now… if you need the car again… you put the tires on, and presto. You’re only other option would be to hide the car, and that’ll be difficult.
Nice, I like your thinking! 
=D>
I got all kinds of tricks, homes. I could write you a frickin field manual that’d make the anarchist cookbook look like a Reader’s Digest.
I prefer Carl Von Clausewitz and Sun Tzu myself. Throw in some Niccolo Machiavelli for an extra good measure.
Update: Up to two hundred NYPD officers are said to be infected with the Coronavirus, this also goes with hundreds of American soldiers both in the United States and Europe being infected as well.
Meanwhile in New York it is said that the dead bodies are piling up so quickly that they’re requesting homeland security and FEMA for assistance in processing them. So yeah, that’s where we’re at currently.
Just remember, it’s just the flu bro, America will be right back open for business by Easter with that awesome strong economy of ours that the Wallstreet pukes are always talking about. 
I got to say though, I’m feeling good and smug right about now, they say in a collapsed society or nation state pussy becomes very cheap overnight. It’s going to be a bargain hunting pussy extravaganza pretty soon, well, the women or females that survive afterwards that is. You see, you must always find the silver lining in everything no matter what dire circumstances you find yourself in…
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Look guys here in America we have a different set of priorities or values, we really need the DOW Jones at 30,000 by the end of April if we’re going to have an economic recovery where we need to get that money, stock market, and economy humming again. Plus if we deal with people infected by Coronavirus this way it is much more cost effective in terms of overall acceptable losses. We really do need that economy reopened by Easter Sunday and if a shit load of people die as a result to get us there, mission accomplished! MAGA!
The United States dollar and stock market takes priority over everything else including the lives of people, thank you for your understanding during this period of national crisis.
P.S. We simply just don’t have enough ventilators and respirators to go around, let God sort them out. God bless you all!
[Oops, we outsourced a majority of our industrial and manufacturing capabilities overseas the last thirty years…]
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