Absolute Randomness

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Lol… people obviously think the ‘buy me tacos’ line is kinda cute and therefore gonna be endearing, and therefore earn them a swipe right by the man of their dreams.

Lol Prom, you should put that in your Intro… “ignore all the other idiots, and choose the hot guy singing ‘mr.roboto’ in the car”.

I don’t have the answer to that, but I’ll DM you a couple of links to more… subversive sites, where such types might be more prone to roam their corridors more freely.

Los carpinteros muchachos

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See? You get to keep personal property like your computer… which you’re on all fuckin day at ILP, anyway. So what difference does it make? Like how much of your ACTUAL life would change? Not the shit in your head. The shit in your day. You’d be doin the same stuff bro and wouldn’t even know you were living in a socialist society unless somebody told yo ass.

Scene: the Yakuza betrayed him, stole his honor, and after murdering his family, left him for dead. Now he will have his vengeance. Into the dark underworld of the concrete jungle comes… the shadow rider…

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When wiping your ass becomes a class privilege instead of a basic human right…

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Now look, I tried and I tried but I couldn’t get her voice right. The closer I got to the mic, the less I was able to avoid a deeper tone… so it didn’t work. I could do it in a studio with filters and shit, but not with a phone recorder app. So I had to do it clean unfortunately.

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Virus, around the world it goes
Sleeping, Trump’s dumbass doesn’t know
Creeping, infection rates will grow
Treatments, so minimal

Cruz is in quarantine for you
Fuck I can’t find my other shoe
Thought I left it out by the pool
One shoe, no that ain’t cool

So you like french fries
Short girls who are big size
With big ol massive fat thighs
Tell you little white lies

I’m an asswipe
Got an app for free Skype
Vegetables that aren’t ripe
Eat them whenever I like

I’m an asssswipe

Duh

this is the song, btw, for those who don’t listen to the crap on the radio these days. now you’ll have to forgive ausha for wasting her talent on shit like this, but she’s trying to get her fan base up. her story is rather unfortunate, actually. well i don’t know the whole story, but i did see video of her playing amateur shit with some generic rock band. this means she can’t find better musicians to play with, in which case she would be able to do more with the bass. the chick’s playing Weather Report, Rush and Zappa stuff, so wtf is she doing playing this garbage? and why would she want to attract fans who like this mediocre trash? diamond in the dirt, man. damn shame.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJo8Jvw8Nvk[/youtube]

Before you become a conservative and want to make YouTube videos to talk politics, please take a class in logic and limit your consumption of marijuana to one joint before you go on air.

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I like coumo. He’s a real stand up fella. The kind of guy I’d invite to my grandmudduhs for a nice linguine positano. Real stand up kinda guy.

yo, can i get a muthafuckin mic check?

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stoppin, shoppin, toiler paper got ta have it
drive up to the dollar store and see if they have it
i walk through the store and check all the shelves
got my shopping cart and i’m rollin stealh
this is my second trip
and if i can’t get it this time i might slip
no tips gotta get em when they ship
ain’t no truck at the corner, now i’m on a
nother mission, fishin, straight from my car
eaten bass and crappie but no caviar

keeping social distance cuz no shit this is the real
i’m breakin covid down like evander holyfield, chill
to the next episode
I feel healthy, but i can’t really know
i can’t find a booth, to get me a test
i might have the shit, get sick like the rest

so now i wear masks, every single day
if they bigger, i wear em anyway
so stay back in the cut sick ass sucka cuz you fucked up
we short on supplies cuz that motherfuckin trump

damn i found the spot, yes indeed i did
caught three large mouth cuz my crank bait spins
shiny, sparky, brings the fish real quick
using carolina rig i didn’t catch shit

yeah… i lay back, stay back by the pier
niggas try to get my fishin spot when they near
i got a little message, don’t try to see zoot
you tryna catch a fish but your skills are moot

You tried to see me, on the TV, you’se a B.G.
D-O-double-G, yes I’ma O.G.
You can’t see my fishes anyway
So what the fuck a fisher like you gotta say

(song: ‘tha shiznit’, by snoop muthafuckin dogg)

Just heard trumpf say ‘there are some people who think they need ventilators but they don’t.’ mighta been a jab at coumo, i dunno.

All trumpf can do is make it seem as if expecting ventilators when they are not available is a greater crime than questioning why ventilators aren’t available.

That’s fair enough. But what you can do is begin criticizing the administration when enough time has passed for there to be abundantly available ventilators.

Now it IS possible for federal government to demand of all factories capable of, or easily made capable of with only few changes, of mass producing ventilators, that they immediately begin doing so.

In that case, maybe a couple weeks, maybe three, everybody and their uncle would have been making ventilators and there’d be warehouses full of em.

If not, the fact that, by then, ventilators were still a problem, trumps (again, not intended) the criminal nature of expecting to get ventilators when they aren’t available.

But we’ll see what happens. We’ve got our eye on the orange man. Put that sumbitch under some real pressha.

Doon doon doon do do do doon
Doon doon doon doon do do do doon

undah pressha!

But to be even more fair, take this analogy. I’ll show you how the argument ‘there should be enough ventilators’ and then ‘this is the result of a centrally ungoverned free market and the capitalists suck’ that follows, are informally fallacious.

A disease suddenly appeared and reached a pandemic level. Let’s say it made you unable to use your legs. The demand would then be for crutches and wheelchairs.

But would it be reasonable to mass to produce these things just in case some disease might appear later that makes you unable to walk.

So you see what I mean. The question of concern should now be: what has to happen to triple the rate of production of ventilators, and would that involve challenging and changing the role of government. Would that involve a conservative doing something categorically antithetical to conservatism?

How long trumpf and his advisors will hesitate… that’s the milyyin dollar question.

A tremendous, tremendous question that’s doing an incredible job. Just a fantastic job.

Heard a report about folks using kotex pads as face masks. Hey man if it came down to it I would.

But I’m not gonna argue with you. I’d feel like a pussy. period.

Ohhhhhhhhhh

I like Cooper. I’ont even care if he’s gay. He’s the quintessential reporter/journalist/anchor, iddint he? Even the way guy looks says NEWS. Check this out. In his beginnings he had a friend make a fake press pass so he could get into Myanmar and talk to students fighting the Burmese government. That’s diehard journalism, folks. When your doing illegal shit on an international level just to get a story, your soul burns with the fire of fact finding, and you belong in journalism.

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I like Cooper. I’ont even care if he’s gay. He’s the quintessential reporter/journalist/anchor, iddint he? Even the way the guy looks says NEWS. Check this out. In his beginnings he had a friend make a fake press pass so he could get into Myanmar and talk to students fighting the Burmese government. That’s diehard journalism, folks. When your doing illegal shit on an international level just to get a story, your soul burns with the fire of fact finding, and you belong in journalism.

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And I never watch Fox news except for recently… just to see what the other side of the table is saying. In the last couple days I’ve reached one conclusion; I don’t like ingraham or her moustache (look really close). She always shows her teeth when she smiles smugly and she’s snotty as hell. Like that other CNN guy Don Lemon. Don’t like him either. Took me a couple runs to figure that out.

Yo think about this. How much of the history of conspiracy theory has actually contributed to the development of realistic conspiracies by showing and explaining to whomever might have the power to create one, excellent ideas about what and how to do it.

See what I mean? Lol. How many times has somebody actually gotten a workable conspiracy in motion after reading it in theory in some nutjobs book?

Conspiracy theorists would actually be giving ideas to people who are quite able to realize them. If dat ain’t some good irony I don’t know what is.

…and that is why I haven’t been contributing in the Coronavirus threads.

I had typed something up, thought better of it, and deleted it. 8-[

This forum should have an invite only hidden forum, for hot topics such as this… like they have at KTS.