Absolute Randomness

Yes. Few (primarily) herbivores in the animal kingdom command such fearless pride and confidence, and fewer still will display such swagger.

The very definition of ‘cool’.

This is their world. We’re just tourists.

scene: sunday night (bloody sunday), january 22 1905, andrey turgenev writes in his journal:

“today was a disaster. my heart was wrenched from my breast as i watched so many of my comrades die. i told them we weren’t prepared but still i could not convince them. Nicholas II had forced them into such squalor and poverty that they had nothing to lose. they were literally starving and would not wait any longer, i knew, but i could foresee the massacre to come. what we lacked was organization and numbers, and against his army we wouldn’t stand a chance. and though we lost the day i maintain my hope that the future will be ours. my faith lies in the young and promising leader vladimir lenin, a comrade of considerable intelligence and charisma who has risen among our ranks. i will keep my spirit and not let today’s events discourage me.”

andrey turgenev, alone in his cottage, closes his journal and prepares his supper.

On norwegian socialism, useless complaining, and morihei ueshiba…

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Lololol… the salt and pepper were a nice touch. =D>

I CANNOT believe I just heard some news anchor say about Neil Peart ‘he’s up there with rock drummers like John Bonham and Keith Moon’.

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Meanwhile, at a website far far away…

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Just look at that face. Precious.

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That’s it. I’m getting a great horned owl and I’m gonna name him/her ‘minerva’. Well for obvious reasons.

Go to 1:00 and watch how he looks at the dude when the dude tries to take his toy. Lol.

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Next up: shadow hunter

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grand finale: the melted owl

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OMG I almost forgot. Guess who’s birfday it is today? Kay I’ll give you a hint in the form of a riddle:

This one who walks among you
Will mingle but not mix
In threads he hits licks
Makes chumps out of John Wicks
And swings like a big… thinker.

waits

… and he wants a great horned owl for a birthday present.

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How could you not want one?

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Owltimus Prime

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Yo happy birthday motherfucker!

Lololol… yeah, they cute… but don’t get me started on those geese. [-(

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