Absolute Randomness

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Hot damn! Let’s hope this is the domino that does it. If everything goes well, I’ll be off probation in a minute (nobody pays attention to probation during WW3). Hate that it had to come to this, but my freedom is more important than world peace.

It’s go time, baby. let the bodies hit the floor!

NOW is the time I’m delighted to have trumpf as commander and chief… because if anyone is itchin to press the button, it’s that stupid sonofabitch.

Don don’t fail me now!

“Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has enough money to buy every homeless American a house and still have $19.2 billion left over.”

Nuh-uh. No way. Seriously? Holy shit.

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Went to look at a job today and I walked around the house looking for the homeowner before I took a gander at the work…

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(this fuckin guy is unstoppable)

That’s a goose, yes? Them beasts are unstoppable… their attack is relentless, to a humans defence.

Yes. Few (primarily) herbivores in the animal kingdom command such fearless pride and confidence, and fewer still will display such swagger.

The very definition of ‘cool’.

This is their world. We’re just tourists.

scene: sunday night (bloody sunday), january 22 1905, andrey turgenev writes in his journal:

“today was a disaster. my heart was wrenched from my breast as i watched so many of my comrades die. i told them we weren’t prepared but still i could not convince them. Nicholas II had forced them into such squalor and poverty that they had nothing to lose. they were literally starving and would not wait any longer, i knew, but i could foresee the massacre to come. what we lacked was organization and numbers, and against his army we wouldn’t stand a chance. and though we lost the day i maintain my hope that the future will be ours. my faith lies in the young and promising leader vladimir lenin, a comrade of considerable intelligence and charisma who has risen among our ranks. i will keep my spirit and not let today’s events discourage me.”

andrey turgenev, alone in his cottage, closes his journal and prepares his supper.

On norwegian socialism, useless complaining, and morihei ueshiba…

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Lololol… the salt and pepper were a nice touch. =D>

I CANNOT believe I just heard some news anchor say about Neil Peart ‘he’s up there with rock drummers like John Bonham and Keith Moon’.

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Meanwhile, at a website far far away…

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Just look at that face. Precious.

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That’s it. I’m getting a great horned owl and I’m gonna name him/her ‘minerva’. Well for obvious reasons.

Go to 1:00 and watch how he looks at the dude when the dude tries to take his toy. Lol.

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Next up: shadow hunter

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grand finale: the melted owl

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OMG I almost forgot. Guess who’s birfday it is today? Kay I’ll give you a hint in the form of a riddle:

This one who walks among you
Will mingle but not mix
In threads he hits licks
Makes chumps out of John Wicks
And swings like a big… thinker.

waits

… and he wants a great horned owl for a birthday present.

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How could you not want one?

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Owltimus Prime

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