I would like now to make a concerted effort to spread Christmas joy throughout the forum… even though as a nihilist I observe no such ridiculous holiday myself.
Lol
Jesus; ordinary man or messiah? you decide.
Choosing which church to join…
this just in: i’m now sitting in a starbucks. a chinese mother and son walk throught the door. the kid makes a b-line straight for me, stands beside me as i’m seated, gently clutches my forearm, and smiles. the mother comes running over; ‘i’m sorry, he has autism.’ hey but yo. literally, a b-line. that nigga came straight at me, and fast.
see that? lemme tell ya what just happened. autistic people have senses we normal folks don’t have, and this kid could sense my extraordinary power. i think he wanted to absorb some of my energy or sumthin… which i freely give because my cup spilleth over.
i’ve changed my mind about the greta thunberg phenomenon because i didn’t know she could get down like this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUb4MovqcBY[/youtube]
and like this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfphGMYq0g[/youtube]
and like this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSxuXQCEC7M[/youtube]
now of course this global warming issue isn’t half as bad (yet) as they say, but that duddint matter. i’m impressed by the greta thunberg phenomenon, her acting coaches and handlers especially. anything that heckles and irritates the right gets my applause.
this girl is a superfreak, and she’s alright with me.
godammit! I knew I shouldn’t’a trusted marlin’s crew. Shady muthafuckers been tryin to get the jump on him for two weeks.
When the Spectrum cable guy who comes over to fix your cable ends up being an eccentric crack-pot christian conspiracy nutt, but because he’s such a cool country boy, you don’t have the heart to tear into him and instead just play along and humor him…
Traffic in this town is unbelievable. See what I gotta go through just to drive to the store?
google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnew … cna1112171
Hot damn! Let’s hope this is the domino that does it. If everything goes well, I’ll be off probation in a minute (nobody pays attention to probation during WW3). Hate that it had to come to this, but my freedom is more important than world peace.
It’s go time, baby. let the bodies hit the floor!
NOW is the time I’m delighted to have trumpf as commander and chief… because if anyone is itchin to press the button, it’s that stupid sonofabitch.
Don don’t fail me now!
“Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has enough money to buy every homeless American a house and still have $19.2 billion left over.”
Nuh-uh. No way. Seriously? Holy shit.
Went to look at a job today and I walked around the house looking for the homeowner before I took a gander at the work…
(this fuckin guy is unstoppable)
That’s a goose, yes? Them beasts are unstoppable… their attack is relentless, to a humans defence.
Yes. Few (primarily) herbivores in the animal kingdom command such fearless pride and confidence, and fewer still will display such swagger.
The very definition of ‘cool’.
This is their world. We’re just tourists.
scene: sunday night (bloody sunday), january 22 1905, andrey turgenev writes in his journal:
“today was a disaster. my heart was wrenched from my breast as i watched so many of my comrades die. i told them we weren’t prepared but still i could not convince them. Nicholas II had forced them into such squalor and poverty that they had nothing to lose. they were literally starving and would not wait any longer, i knew, but i could foresee the massacre to come. what we lacked was organization and numbers, and against his army we wouldn’t stand a chance. and though we lost the day i maintain my hope that the future will be ours. my faith lies in the young and promising leader vladimir lenin, a comrade of considerable intelligence and charisma who has risen among our ranks. i will keep my spirit and not let today’s events discourage me.”
andrey turgenev, alone in his cottage, closes his journal and prepares his supper.