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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.[/b]
The definitive history of, well, something.
Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
Ah, well, I’m not sure I believe that.
Challenging an objectivist…
This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.
Death and the puddle. Anthropomorphically as it were.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water!
Does this make sense?
Life is wasted on the living.
Remember when it used to be just the young?
Life, said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it."
Of course some of us don’t make it this far.