Introduce yourself here <-----

I don’t know/can’t remember what you sounded like before, but I do have to agree though Zero… you do sound well-spoken, and posh, even… will definitely attract those middle-class females. :wink:

Uh-huh, whatever you say man… :sunglasses:

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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c[/youtube]

Now this is world-changing wit.

Nietzsche would be proud.
His shadow, lit his mind-farts, with a match…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq4SGw_L-c4[/youtube]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSd0lfRfyDY[/youtube]

I see none of that.
I’m blocked.

That’s what you get for being a cunt. :sunglasses:

I got something?

My 80 iQ is not enough.

You should slit your wrists out of shame with a razor blade.

So angry.

No, I’m offering a solution to your problems. The rest is up to you what you decide to do. :sunglasses:

Suicide is your solution.

Armageddon…and you Mad Max…albino style.

sticks and stones Hurr durr…

Did I upset you?

@ zero

That first fart video isn’t a live performance. It’s dubbed. I heard the same fart three times. Once at 1 hour and 17 seconds, once at 2 hours 9 minutes and 43 seconds, and again at 2 hours 34 minutes and 11 seconds.

I perform mine acapella.
I warm up first…with some glass shattering explosions. Then I pucker up for more fine tuning.

I know why Niki is mad at me.
He wants me to be his pal, Turd.
Who knows if I am?
I’ve changed. Learned. Adapted my spiel.

Why do I have to be anyone?
I’m nobody…outis.
Isn’t that enough?
We’re not doing rocket science or world altering philosophy, here…ahem, I mean not the sane ones.
We’re just hanging around shootin’ da shit with buddies…right Brian?
Keeps us out of trouble…helping us hold back those impulses that got us in trouble in the past.
We’re self-medicating. A self-help group.
Giving a bit of pharmakon one tiny drop at a time.

Turd, you are not.

Can you see his IP address MagsJ, curious people want to know, asking for a friend… :sunglasses:

I cannot lol… you know why, but it’s neither Turd nor Satyr, but I won’t say how I can tell, but I can just tell.