Hahaha that excellent.
I used to work with the guy who does the voiceover.
Michiel. He used to be the ball-guy at Lingo. True story.
On topic:
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Hahaha that excellent.
I used to work with the guy who does the voiceover.
Michiel. He used to be the ball-guy at Lingo. True story.
On topic:
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On QI⊠a topical quiz show for smart people:
Stephen Fry: âA child between the ages of 5 to 18 is not allowed to have a drink in the bar, but they can in the restaurantâ
Phill Jupitus: âHow are they supposed to get the drinks in thenâ?
the infamous Ian Brown, of solo, Unkle, and Stone Roses fame, sets his sights on Steve Jones.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMEKoKtEkiY[/youtube]
The legend Mark Lamarr, hosting the iconic Never Mind The Buzzcocks⊠this had me in giggles.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wTgGXueYBA[/youtube]
Well-edited, by whomever⊠er, edited it.
At a local mini-mart, in the very early hours of this morning.
He: Youâre beautiful, you can come back any time.
She: I only came in for some sweets.
Lol
RIP
Lol
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQ6wiU8qW0[/youtube]
When your East-Asian side gets the jokes, but you donât understand a word theyâre saying
Ultimate bad luck:
When the plane crashes into a sinking ship!
Ouch.
{Do You think ferrets are intelligent?}>>>>
Actually, ferrets are quite smart. It all depends on how you view a measure of intelligence. If you consider problem solving as intelligence, as many animal behaviorists do, then ferrets rank above cats and dogs, and into the range of small primates. ⊠Ferrets arenât dumb, they just do things differently.
{E5ven funnier & true sign of human intelligence } : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>><<<<<><><><>>> :
Trump âoffers large sumsâ for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine
German government tries to fight off aggressive takeover bid by US, say reports
The Trump administration has offered a German medical company âlarge sums of moneyâ for exclusive access to a Covid-19 vaccine, German media have reported.
The German government is trying to fight off what it sees as an aggressive takeover bid by the US, the broadsheet Die Welt reports, citing German government circles.
The US president had offered the TĂŒbingen-based biopharmaceutical company CureVac âlarge sums of moneyâ to gain exclusive access to their work, wrote Die Wel
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According to an anonymous source quoted in the newspaper, Trump was doing everything to secure a vaccine against the coronavirus for the US, âbut for the US onlyâ.
The German government was reportedly offering its own financial incentives for the vaccine to stay in the country.
The German health minister Jens Spahn said that a takeover of the CureVac company by the Trump administration was âoff the tableâ. CureVac would only develop vaccine âfor the whole worldâ, Spahn said, ânot for individual countriesâ.
Earlier, when approached about the report by the Guardian, the German health ministry would only confirm the accuracy of the quotes attributed to one of its spokespersons in the article.
âThe federal government is very interested in vaccines and antiviral agents against the novel coronavirus being developed in Germany and Europe,â the spokesperson quoted in the original article had said. âIn this regard the government is in an intensive exchange with the company CureVac.â
The German health ministry spokesperson declined the opportunity to correct any inaccuracies in Die Weltâs account.
With its headquarters in the south-western German city of TĂŒbingen, CureVac also has sites in Frankfurt and Boston in the US. Linked with the German health ministry, it works closely with the Paul Ehrlich Institute, a research institution and medical regulatory body that is subordinate to the German health ministry.
On 11 March, CureVac released a statement that its CEO, the US citizen Daniel Menichella, was unexpectedly leaving the firm and would be replaced by the companyâs founder, Ingmar Hoerr.
At the start of the month, Menichella was invited to the White House in Washington to discuss strategy for the rapid development and production of a coronavirus vaccine with Trump, the vice-president, Mike Pence, and members of the White House coronavirus task force.
The White House has been contacted for comment.
© 2020 Guardian News & Media Limited or its affiliated companies. All rights reserved.
{Translated from Hungarian}
The American Medical Association has stated that it is for medical purposes
spending is not going in the right direction. In the last few years, well
a greater amount was spent on plastic surgery silicone
implants and Viagra as a cure for Alzheimerâs disease
research.
As a result, it is estimated that by 2030 some 70 million people will be affected
running around the world with big boobs and erectile genitalia,
while not remembering what to do with them.
{Is there a loss from the translation?}
Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst kase scenario.
I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
Lol.
I saw a corona news article about how people could repurpose the corpses of once enthusiastic, but now dead farmers to remove the kitchen smells caused by cooking. It said they made great ex-tractor-fans.
I asked the librarian if she had a book on Pavlovâs Dog and Schrodingerâs cat.
She said it rang a bell but wasnât sure if it was there or not.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
(this guyâs on fire)
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. âNurse,ââ he mumbles from behind the mask, âare my testicles black?â
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, âI donât know, Sir. Iâm only here to wash your upper body and feet.â
He struggles to ask again, âNurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?â
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, âThereâs nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.â
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. Now listen very, very, closely:
âAre - my - test - results - back?â
.
Lololol