The Norse gods Freyja and Loki flyte
Parodites writes:
Rap is a kind of byproduct of globalization and urbanization meeting up and producing a reactive defense to preserve social identity in the face of an increasingly sterilized world. That’s why it is both a global thing, the most popular music that is listened to, but very insular at the same time. The internet has aided it in becoming that as well. In the future, rap should be sort of like; just a normal component of social interaction that everyone can and does do. The vikings had this ritual poetic-exchange slash battle of wits that they did; the Buddhists have this thing I mentioned before- Dharmic combat, where they engage in a metaphor filled, kind of battle of wits over the correct understanding of the nature of the Dharma, etc. I’m going to go again. Maximizing punchlines.
My bladder’s ill, I piss myself and I I scatter-pills
all over my pillows like / daffa-dills/// or clovers and caterpill-ar-s,///
spew half a dozen oxies/ and clean them up off the floor, weeze /
with my crusty socks, grease // / the porn and my mattress mildew; ///
Combative skills dude, /allergies/ worse than anaphyl/{axis, reluct}ant
but / still climbing trees, forgot my profile-passwords and prophylactics
the profile’s backwards, I didn’t ask to get sucked off anyway just eat my ass-bitch;
blood flushed and I’m, / still inching my way up, with {acid reflux/}
under the covers with /nyquil/ about to sneeze, [first symptom of opiate withdraw]
withdrawing/ but every inch of the way up, itching every inch of the way up, [withdraw, as in go backward. Inch up, forward.]
bugging out and I’m about to freeze,
dreaming, I’m a / butterfly while I’m /falling/
asleep in the clouds, bubbly, about to be passing the fuck up, not out.
Not out. Fuck: up, the direction; I fuck up and nod out.
But passing the fuck up cuz I’m a fuck up
with less romantic /commitments/
than a panda-climbs and fucks /up on some bam-boobs if there’s witnesses,
and gets bam-boozled; [size=70][bamboo, boobs, unaroused; pandas are known to not reproduce with people around][/size]
unenticed because limp’s all a bitch-gets, or like the lice with my shampoo:
program you panto-mimes, / insip-id, so close like a clam-do:
like I-can Sam is all that you Tu-can do, [size=70] [I am sam. Tucan Sam.][/size]
mute like some fuck-wits, turn the channel, I don’t fuck-with
pressing buttons like there’s any chance you stand, try/ it’s remote.
I build gates just so I can burn Bridges [Bill Gates]
Apple of my eye but this doesn’t concern bitches: [Apple, microsoft, etc.]
I wield-hate and I can confirm illness;
you’re about to see what lewd bout’s to be like Jeff Bridges;
Waiting for that glass-roof to fall, raw-dogging in a bathroom stall.
Want a movement? Chew on some grassroots;
but fiber’s all I’m talking a-bowel so I just hope that your ass-toots. [astute]
Twisted up syllables, playing twister in living rooms
torn-ade-o on torn-pages-though there’s too many to count: [tornado, twister]
I shoo-lines away like they were designer [shoo-lines of writing away since there’s too many, but designer shoe lines]
tie them in shoe-laces till’ they’re tripped up and stumble about //
taking you to the race-it’s [races] just a groove, so drag on a’head [stumble-drag ahead]
patience, here’s a sine, wave if you can see through this bag on your head, [racist; stumble, race; sine-wave]
flip the lights off like the thoughts in your head / or like you don’t know what the fucking’s about:
[size=70][fuck it’s about; confusing schemes, etc. Can’t see the “sign-wave” with the lights off.][/size]
like a blind rapist raping a mute. [don’t know what the “fucking’s” about, sex]
And even if my mind-is equated it’s subtracting you too.
[size=70][mind-is, minus; equated, equalled; minus/plus=zero][/size]
[size=70][program-mute-channel, like a TV remote][/size]
Maybe an eh or an ew, what the fuck you about
cuz’ nothing you say is worth an ooh or an ahh: [A-e-i-o-u; ooh/ahh as in praise]
but just to help you keep a hold of your vowels, [bowels]
I’ll drop my pants and take a shit in your palm.
Dump on you, steampunk and then leer at ya’
short and stout, but you’re technologically inferior;
/ out of place, so get mad, pout about it and steam, punk;
peer-less, app-ears I’m top-tier on the tier-list, [tier-list, tear as in rip]
if I’m-not I’ll just tear-lists and pop-pills on the pier,-bitch
because there’s no-pier that can top,-this; drop-bills
like /sea-gulls/ and stomp-fish but it’s-not/ finished, like /se-quels;
I don’t /bench-shit, I just take bench-shits, homeless on beach-es;
whoever can stand tall, belief-struck thinking you’re higher than I am-nesia [needs ta; higher, as in drugs-amnesias]
/ forget about it, like grand mall seizures.
/ Dis-comfited like this-comes fitted with uncomfortable sneakers. [stand tall]
[size=70][seagulls, the pier. Seagulls, bills. Like bird bills. Bench like on the pier, where seagulls land and eat food that people don’'t finsih… But bench as in benching something, saving it for later. Not finished, not benching anything.][/size]
[size=70](teacup steaming, steampunk steam as in angry, short and stout as in weak, punk as in childish.[/size]