Comedy

Meno2 · August 29, 2019, 12:48am

promethean75:

oh hells yeah this is hilarious. the old warthog satyr hit the jackpot with this one. once in a while he scores with a good video while he’s searching for ammunition. this one is priceless, because not only does it reveal those little nooks and crannies of human spitefulness, but it also reveals how insincere and fake public apologies are when they’re called out.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.c

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lol but he does look kinda like that gorilla, duddint he? what’s wrong with that? it’s just a simple fact of observation. ohhhh, i know, it’s all the hidden, implicit meanings behind the comment that evokes all that uneasiness.

but it really gets good at two points. well three actually. first, the fake crying when she apologizes. second, the placing of the hand on the leg: you know you still my boo. wanna mate? and third, the soapbox speech on how offensive the comment was… but more importantly, how noble the dude is for offering forgiveness.

the whole thing is an incredible sham. every bit of it. instead of being a corrective measure to resolve the incident, the whole charade has taught the viewing public how layered human deception really is. the racism, the disingenuous apology, the sexually suggestive hand-on-the-leg, the pontificating victim of the comment who hopes to be noticed for his public forgiveness. layer upon layer of innuendo, all for the purposes of manipulating and gaining the upper hand by whatever means. the fact is, she still thinks he looks like a gorilla. the fact is, he knows he looks like a gorilla, and knows she still thinks so too. the fact is, everybody knows the crying was fake. the fact is, everybody knows the dude was insulting the chick even more by being so generously forgiving and humiliating her. the fact is, these two really can’t stand each other.

first mistake; the comment was made. second mistake; they tried to make it right and botched the whole thing.

i love this shit, man. it’s all there. you just need someone to point it out to you. the full-of-shitness of the public persona is increasing at an exponential rate every day in the western world. language games are getting richer and richer… so much meta-language is going on now, it’s almost a science in itself now. modern man is undergoing a psychic split into a schizophrenia; the private self hidden behind the public self, the politically correct self, the social self that is forced to conform to a collection of fake-ass formalities. the best moments are when that private self accidentally breaks through and actually says something genuine and honest for once.

The comedy is reallybantragi comedy of stereotipy and schizotipy, mixed up in a neat bundle.
A great fear of engulfement is due to perceptive diminishing physical llybattribitive inferiority complex. It does no justice to the inherent capacity of human beings to overcome stereotype images that flounder under marginal schizotipical fears of being engulfed by such.

Being one-s self is morentjan acting out of stereotipy attributes, even if, the fear subsists in identifiable sets .

The being for one’s self has been very much washed over by the proto-lingo existentialism that verifies at certain levels of consciousness .

If we as humans can not get out of these kinds of preceptions, then our perceptions will always reify at the reactionary level.
The contradictory lingo of social psychological reality will always engulf us.

That is the contradiction that so many politicians are playing nowadays, -seeing is believing’.

Jakob · September 2, 2019, 2:20pm

You… just - I cant – that apology… its worse than Socrates’

Jakob · September 2, 2019, 2:22pm

Hahaha that excellent.
I used to work with the guy who does the voiceover.

Michiel. He used to be the ball-guy at Lingo. True story.

On topic:
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MagsJ · September 2, 2019, 7:59pm

On QI… a topical quiz show for smart people:

Stephen Fry: “A child between the ages of 5 to 18 is not allowed to have a drink in the bar, but they can in the restaurant”

Phill Jupitus: “How are they supposed to get the drinks in then”?

MagsJ · November 29, 2019, 1:45am

the infamous Ian Brown, of solo, Unkle, and Stone Roses fame, sets his sights on Steve Jones.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMEKoKtEkiY[/youtube]

MagsJ · November 29, 2019, 2:00am

The legend Mark Lamarr, hosting the iconic Never Mind The Buzzcocks… this had me in giggles.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wTgGXueYBA[/youtube]

promethean75 · December 6, 2019, 1:56am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--MQXkCdcs[/youtube]

MagsJ · December 6, 2019, 2:05am

Well-edited, by whomever… er, edited it.

MagsJ · January 2, 2020, 7:37pm

Lol

MagsJ · January 4, 2020, 7:31pm

At a local mini-mart, in the very early hours of this morning.

He: You’re beautiful, you can come back any time.

She: I only came in for some sweets.

Lol

Mowk · January 6, 2020, 2:58am

RIP

MagsJ · February 8, 2020, 11:12am

Lol

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQ6wiU8qW0[/youtube]

When your East-Asian side gets the jokes, but you don’t understand a word they’re saying

Meno2 · February 28, 2020, 2:54am

Ultimate bad luck:

When the plane crashes into a sinking ship!

Ouch.

Meno2 · March 16, 2020, 2:24am

youtu.be/OcCRZkeqFY8

{Do You think ferrets are intelligent?}>>>>

Actually, ferrets are quite smart. It all depends on how you view a measure of intelligence. If you consider problem solving as intelligence, as many animal behaviorists do, then ferrets rank above cats and dogs, and into the range of small primates. … Ferrets aren’t dumb, they just do things differently.

{E5ven funnier & true sign of human intelligence } : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>
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Trump ‘offers large sums’ for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine

German government tries to fight off aggressive takeover bid by US, say reports

The Trump administration has offered a German medical company “large sums of money” for exclusive access to a Covid-19 vaccine, German media have reported.

The German government is trying to fight off what it sees as an aggressive takeover bid by the US, the broadsheet Die Welt reports, citing German government circles.

The US president had offered the Tübingen-based biopharmaceutical company CureVac “large sums of money” to gain exclusive access to their work, wrote Die Wel

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According to an anonymous source quoted in the newspaper, Trump was doing everything to secure a vaccine against the coronavirus for the US, “but for the US only”.

The German government was reportedly offering its own financial incentives for the vaccine to stay in the country.

The German health minister Jens Spahn said that a takeover of the CureVac company by the Trump administration was “off the table”. CureVac would only develop vaccine “for the whole world”, Spahn said, “not for individual countries”.

Earlier, when approached about the report by the Guardian, the German health ministry would only confirm the accuracy of the quotes attributed to one of its spokespersons in the article.

“The federal government is very interested in vaccines and antiviral agents against the novel coronavirus being developed in Germany and Europe,” the spokesperson quoted in the original article had said. “In this regard the government is in an intensive exchange with the company CureVac.”

The German health ministry spokesperson declined the opportunity to correct any inaccuracies in Die Welt’s account.

With its headquarters in the south-western German city of Tübingen, CureVac also has sites in Frankfurt and Boston in the US. Linked with the German health ministry, it works closely with the Paul Ehrlich Institute, a research institution and medical regulatory body that is subordinate to the German health ministry.

On 11 March, CureVac released a statement that its CEO, the US citizen Daniel Menichella, was unexpectedly leaving the firm and would be replaced by the company’s founder, Ingmar Hoerr.

At the start of the month, Menichella was invited to the White House in Washington to discuss strategy for the rapid development and production of a coronavirus vaccine with Trump, the vice-president, Mike Pence, and members of the White House coronavirus task force.

The White House has been contacted for comment.

Meno2 · March 18, 2020, 1:24am

{Translated from Hungarian}

American Medical Association

The American Medical Association has stated that it is for medical purposes
spending is not going in the right direction. In the last few years, well
a greater amount was spent on plastic surgery silicone
implants and Viagra as a cure for Alzheimer’s disease
research.
As a result, it is estimated that by 2030 some 70 million people will be affected
running around the world with big boobs and erectile genitalia,
while not remembering what to do with them.

{Is there a loss from the translation?}

promethean75 · March 24, 2020, 10:46pm

Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.

What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst kase scenario.

I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

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Tab · March 25, 2020, 5:28am

Lol.

I saw a corona news article about how people could repurpose the corpses of once enthusiastic, but now dead farmers to remove the kitchen smells caused by cooking. It said they made great ex-tractor-fans.

Chakra_Superstar · March 30, 2020, 12:24pm

I asked the librarian if she had a book on Pavlov’s Dog and Schrodinger’s cat.
She said it rang a bell but wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

Chakra_Superstar · March 30, 2020, 12:28pm

promethean75 · March 30, 2020, 12:37pm

Ohhhhhhhhhh

(this guy’s on fire)