[b]God
There’s a freedom that comes with accepting you’re doomed.[/b]
A horror too.
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
Let’s run this by Keith Morrison.
I know for a fact I don’t exist.
But you know for a fact He does, right?
The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
God. What a kidder.
Evolution requires believing that 3.5 billion years of natural selection and survival of the fittest led to you assholes.
Of course religion requires believing that He created us.
Seriously though, we kid around a lot here on Twitter, but impeach the motherfucker.
Or: Seriously though, we kid around a lot here at ILP, but impeach the motherfucker.