Absolute Randomness

“I wish those four black-ass American congress women would go back to the country they came from” - Trump

You’ve wanted to say this for so long, and finally you got the balls to do it. Attaboy, don!

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Hexheadhammerironmaidenharleydavidson, ladies and gentlemen…

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If anybody’s wondering why we haven’t heard from josie in a while, it’s because…

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When you’re dragging ass and don’t feel like fighting…

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What is orange with black stripes, has a ferocious roar, is incredibly agile and quick, and is king of the concrete jungle?

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Unit three to dispatch. I’m southbound on I95 West Palm beach… gonna need a helicopter out here. Over.

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I have reason to believe Victor is a KGB agent on assignment in America to gather intel on small, private locally owned construction businesses.

I love to leesen to this guy talk… which begs the question; why am I talking so much? well because I like to leesen to myself talk, more. I just wish I had the Russian accent, that’s all.

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i believe i am now officially part of the secret society of motorcyclists, having completed my induction into their unique culture. the first thing i note is my obligation to wave at other bikers on the road; this is a customary behavior and a gesture shared by all bikers, regardless of what they ride. the motion consists of extending the left hand out and down at waist level with two fingers configured in a kind of modified peace sign of sorts. this is our way of acknowledging that we are not like the others enclosed in their four wheeled boxes, but a different breed… free spirits… on steel horses we ride (we may or may not be wanted dead or alive).

another thing i learned is that is isn’t polite to race ahead of an inferior bike when the light turns green. if it is clearly obvious which bike is faster, the faster of the bikes should accelerate modestly rather than leave the slower bike in the dust. such behavior would be an extraneous display of indulgence and is not appreciated by the other biker.

also, revving. only cornballs rev the engine. don’t do that… especially if you’re on a harley and beside me. your humiliation will be double when the light turns green. instead, simply offer a nod of appreciation and respect for the other biker… and when the light turns green, go your own way, road warrior, for every man must ride alone.

Old promethean75 hang-out spots. Where have the years gone. sigh

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(when I get a helmet cam you guys’ll ride shotgun)

I will never again go to a shopping mall in a western capitalist country cuz I ain’t trying to get shot. bunch of godamn psychopathic monkeys is what you are. Capitalism = psycho monkeys. Even Adam lanza thought he was a monkey. Think I’m kidding?

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Oh this is one of my favorites. It’s a classic. In this one I’ll be playing Cassius, a mute Greek farmer who was caught stealing a cow from his neighbor. Cassius then pleads to his fellow countrymen not to forsake him…

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one of the troublesome elements in racism today… one of the things that makes it the kind of problem you can’t handle directly and openly… is the fact that racist sentiments can be held for the right reasons by the wrong people. this makes the issue all-the-more difficult to deal with. what i mean is, you can have a white trash piece of shit who’s reasons for experiencing that tension and conflict with other races is perfectly justified given the circumstances he’s in… but at the same time, he’s not the kind of person who is substantially better than what he hates, nor would his life be noticeably different even if he lived in a country over-run by mexicans, muslims or negroes. so what we have is a conceptual, ideological problem that can’t be identified as a pragmatic problem by those who understand the reality of racism, why it exists, and what can be done about it. we don’t pay any attention to complaining like this, and rather laugh at what a mess western capitalist/consumerism has created in the last hundred years.

one problem with the left is that either these clowns can’t recognize racism as a natural phenomena, or are embarrassed to admit that much of the hatred and disgust is absolutely justified. for example, how could one of these black, leftist pundits ever expect me to feel anything but disgust at the way many young negroes act? just saw a group of em at the courthouse hanging out over by the drink machine. probably waiting for court. yo yo bling bling you feel me, and so on. souless malfunctioning robot degenerates designed by the very forces the people of this country celebrate and hold so dear; excessive freedom and lack of authoritative structure.

but don’t try to figure out what i just said. imma switch gears real quick. the left has the burden of both defending and trying to put in place measures which will restrict the forces that made the thing they are tasked with defending, impossible. the left has to ‘fix’ what the right encouraged and allowed to happen over the course of the century, all the while being just incompetent enough to not recognize what degenerate cultural influences are affecting the people they’re trying to protect. this is why it’s a tremendous mess… a mess so well organized that anything short of immediate reform won’t do anything but temporarily slow it down.

believe me when i say i sympathize with hard working middle-class white americans who are caught in the middle of this political fiasco. but the irony i can’t bring home to them is this; the thing they defend, their ‘conservatism’, is fundamentally related to and in cooperation with, the very history that made this whole disaster happen in the first place. they think the free-market liberal democracy they live in has no hand in the constructive forces that manufacture culture, and incidentally the clashes that follow necessarily. but it has everything to do with it; that arrogant piece of useless shit negro over there who feels entitled to everything and thinks he’s the coolest thing since sliced bread, got all that shit put into his head by your society, your consumer freedoms, your excessive leniency and emphasis on individualism, your nanny state. and now while waving your confederate flag all around, you want to start a ‘back to africa’ movement. well it ain’t happenin’. they ain’t goin’ nowhere, cowboy. thank your wig wearing forefathers for that.

what kind of dumbasses would import millions of slaves and think there would never come a point in the future when integration wouldn’t become a civil and social necessity?

i’m telling you, man. behind every great travesty there’s a capitalist worm trying to make a free buck. and every time he gets away when it comes time to clean up the mess he made.

and now we gotta watch these pansy ass leftist clowns try to deal with it. fuck that. i’m reinstating the bolsheviks. we bout to ‘get er done’.

“We must stop the glorification of violence in our society. This includes the gruesome and grizzly video games that are now commonplace.” - Donald Trumpf

Translation: until the national videogame association pays me as much as the national rifle association, the problem is call of duty and not high capacity semi-automatic assault weapons.

Yeah I dunno, man. 500 miles is a long fuckin’ way to walk, though. What are we talking about here? Do they got bitches that bad in Scotland?

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What is the deal with Trump’s wife? She hasn’t said three words since Don’s been president, has she? Look at all the other president’s wives; they always had their own gigs doing something minor on the side. But this chick… all she does is stand there with that self-conscious look on her face; omg the cameras are on me… hope I look alright.

Seriously though, I don’t think the impression we get from what she symbolizes could be more appropriate for the image we have and how we understand conservatism… especially pertaining to the alleged role of women. If there is a more perfect example of a stunningly gorgeous bimbo who’s job it is to stand there by the camera like a propped up fuck-doll without ever daring to say a word while the men are talking, you let me know.

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“vs this fuckin shitheel all day on Twitter”

lol!

see this is what a physically and intellectually average man who’s become so filthy rich by pulling the right strings, gets into his head after becomming intoxicated by his ‘power’, that he’s capable of great vision, and starts believing he’s some kind of ubermensch. not to say his idea was a bad one… only that he’s probably not a good candidate for such an experiment.

i love what the media is doing with the news, and yet when i put the pieces together, i get the impression that what he did wasn’t half as bad as it’s made out to be. ‘sex trafficking’, they say. what does that mean? putting blindfolded teenage girls in crates at gun point and shipping them to other filthy rich bourgeois scum-bags around the world? lol… wouldn’t the news love that. 'fraid what happened was probably something not so cinematic and exciting. first, ask yourself how these teenage girls ended up in his company… say his island, for instance. were they there by their own will? probably. so what are fourteen year old girls doing taking jets across oceans to visit some billionaire’s island? were they run-aways, or prostitutes? did they get mom and dad’s permission? and do you suppose he paid them for the sex? i’d imagine so. probably a pretty solid check, too.

okay, so what do we got. we got young teenage girls who for whatever reason have gone rogue and are galavanting around tropical islands in mini skirts trying to get the attention of filthy rich scum-bags who for a blow-job will pay them thousands of dollars. and omg… he might even want to have sex with them.

now i might be wrong about all this. i’m only assuming because i can’t find any detailed information about the contexts of the ‘sex trafficking’… but something tells me these girls were exactly where they wanted to be, doing exactly what they wanted to do. of course later, when he gets busted, the girls change their story to ‘omg it was so horrible…sniff sniff… what he did to me… sniff…’, because if mom and dad find out they were there by their own accord, they’ll be grounded for four months and won’t get that new car dad was talking about.

what i’ve read says the youngest girls he’s messed with were fourteen… but of course he’s a PEDOPHILE. why? well for two reasons. one, most guys are jealous of him for having the opportunity to get it on with a fourteen year old hottie. they gotta stay home and secretly whack off to lolita porn while this filthy rich scum-bag has the girls over for a party. and two, it’s easier to generalize the sexual interest in girls under the legal age under one paraphilia, rather than acknowledging the clinical differences between pedophilia and ephebofilia. fuck em… they’re all pedophiles. sick bastards that are sexually attracted to youth and virility, something of an instinct that has been endemic to the species’ survival for 80,000 years. how dare them.

speaking of which. there was a study - can’t remember where it was, and i can’t find it either - in which adult men were shown images of young girls in a sexual context… something, something… and without exception, every one of them showed signs of sexual arousal… some more than others (these are the evil pedophiles)… and some less than others (these are the guys who whack off to lolita porn in their basements while the wife is grocery shopping).

bunch of fucking pedophiles, all of you. you people need to check yourself and your instincts, recognize that you are evil, and stop staring at that girl’s ass at the mall.

anyway, glad that douche-bag hung himself. anybody who purposely hangs out with donald chump should hang themselves.

… and they’re saying the ‘victims’ are all bent out of shape because he hung himself and therefore won’t be spending his life in a prison.

oh darn.

check this out. if he had sex with one of these ‘victims’ 500 times, their ‘suffering’ still doesn’t amount to a fraction of suffering a person endures in prison. there’s no fucking way a 45 year prison sentence is proportionate to the ‘crimes’ he committed. if these poor girls/women spent one week in prison, they’d be begging somebody to fuck them 500 times instead… and anyway you wanted it. upside down, sideways, hanging from a swing, anything you got.

you wanna stop under-age girls from being involved in illegal sexual intrigues, tell the fuckin’ parents to do their shit right and make some fundamental changes to society.

when will these politicians stop playing the ‘this country is divided’ card everytime they open their mouths? as if this social-ill can be remedied through philosophical dialogue. every kind of divisiveness - racial and cultural particularly - is a subset of and reducible to, economic class conflict between workers and owners, and cultural class conflict between commodified group identities. you name any social conflict type and i can damn near trace it back to some kind of machination of right-wing ideology. conservatism, patriarchy, capitalism… outdated ruling class philosophies of the old world cavemen. and yet they stand there scratching their heads trying to figure out why everybody hates each other. now as an anarcho-nihilist i don’t mind conservative ideology. its just one more dubious philosophical super-narrative like all the others. what irks me is what a bunch of dummies they are. i mean this shit isn’t rocket science.

in other news, are you people aware of the tremendous psychological effects subliminally played on you by ordinary commercial advertisements? this is another one of the ugly monsters of capitalism. in having to compete to earn consumer interests, products and services have to be solicited in a way that doesn’t just notify the public of their availability, but also persuades the public to want them. it is this art of persuasion and the techniques involved that are contributing to a gradual and concealed increase in suspicion… and this attitude of suspicion is carried over into general social discourse. for instance, some company pays actors to pretend to be satisfied customers of a product, who then, with big fake smile of their faces, read from a script and report on the wonderful quality of the product. now you don’t know that you notice this, but you do; you know how fake it all is… and your brain starts to gradually perceive other kinds of human interaction as a medium for this form of manipulative deception. it works like this. we (or i should say you) subconsciously model your behavior off of mirrored performances you observe in social interaction. now check this out. the difference between real-person interaction and being the passive observer of a constructed performance (such as a movie or commercial) is that in the former, your engagement doesn’t allow you to be as susceptible to the behavioral cues through which you subconsciously learn how to act. when you’re hanging out with your friends, you’re just the usual unobservant asshole that you normally are… but when you watch a commercial or a music video, all of your resources are engaged in observing and taking mental note of the contrived behaviors you are witnessing. and after fifty years of watching TV with this subliminal poison being injected into your brain, you start to become one of these actors yourself.

the shallowness of the post-modern consumer, who is nothing but a walking billboard of advertisements, owes its complete lack of character and substance to capitalism/commercialism.

to sell you have to persuade. to persuade it is cost effective to lie, deceive, exaggerate, manipulate, contort and intimidate. and we (or i should say you) wonder why you all hate each other. well because you’ve been subliminally manufactured to be suspicious of everyone. you sense this in the nature of social discourse precisely because you are bombarded with these subversive techniques every day in the media.

why are you such a nervous basket case? two words: adam smith.

P75, have you recently heard from Phon/Phoneutria? she left the boards one Halloween night… a drama of which I missed, and no-one was keen to fill me in.