[b]Woody Allen
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. [/b]
Actually this is based on a true story.
Men would make love with any number of women … even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: “Let us out, let us out!”.
Technically true. Well, not counting the frantic sperm screaming, “Let us out, let us out!”
Human existence is a brutal experience to me… it’s a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.
Let’s imagine Mia reacting to this.
Child molestation is a touchy subject…Read the papers! Half the country’s doing it!
Who does that remind you of, Jeff?
I think it’s my job or the artist’s job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you’re born, you die, you suffer, it’s to no purpose, and you’re gone forever, ever, ever, and that’s it.
That’s certainly my job here.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
That can’t possibly be politically correct.