…glad that ended well… a life spent in misery isn’t really living.
happy birthday, uhmerica
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6u_bVcemiQ[/youtube]
Poofter’s Froth, Wyoming
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter,
Ms. Abetter,
An’ our pigeons
Will be homing
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we’ve all come out
To show dem,
An’ the Elks have helped us
Load 'em . . .
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Poofter’s Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
(Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!)
To our markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rolls with matching tacks,
Yes, a special beer for sports,
And paper cups that hold two quarts!
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors,
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute (HYULK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
(Ah but we have been astute!)
for anyone interested in learning how to mangle a traditional tango with jazz be-bop, the following demonstration will be useful…
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyyALDnOzU[/youtube]
these were the best years of frank’s soloing. well i should say 69, from ‘hot rats’ forward, he stopped playing clean and started to dig in his gibson SG, pushing that sucker to its limits. in this solo (2:22) you can literally hear the pick-ups getting confused and overwhelmed by his vibrato bar use, muting and false harmonics. burn, muthafucker.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksnwEsPKO5s[/youtube]
Flash
AAAA-AHH!!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZDJwoYloI[/youtube]
remember this part? this track pwned every science fiction/action movie theme song of the whole 80s decade. you will rock… and don’t you ever forget it.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmRM4LB3yc[/youtube]
‘oh well… who wants to live forever. hahahahaha… diiiiiive!!!’
^ at first I was like ‘okay this is gonna be more of that corny anglo-saxon metal that all the angry and misunderstood white kids listen to’, but then she started growling and I was like 'holy fucking christ balls’.
What’s a smart fellow like yourself doing listening to that crap, gloom?