[b]Woody Allen
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.[/b]
Wow, he figured that out.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
That’s actually the equivalent of two or more regrets for most of us.
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria’s Secret catalogue.
As God intended no doubt.
I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn’t for the bullet.
Not only that but I wasn’t there to witness it.
I’ve become the person I’ve always hated, but I’m happier.
Not in a million years, he thought.
I see the glass half full…but of poison.
Or: I see the glass half full…and of poison.