I got this.
I just ogtta stop staring at this screen.
I’m going for a walk.
Yeah, no, fuck it. This is a two man song.
I’m philosophizing tonight
up in Pedro’s corner
Memorizing the light,
to get another mile-in toward her
Open mind and gettin the sight,
I don’t fuck with walls or with borders
Plug in to the void, we call that praisin the lord or, seeking the entrance into the pain
It’s what you do with it b, so make it a gain
there ain’t no rainbow, without any rain
Notice the cycles here instead of Goin insane
There’s a ladder out, do I gotta say it again?
The only way out is the out that’s within, say it again
The only way out is the out that’s within, it ain’t a sin
The only way out is the out that’s within
Turn a loss into a win
Fresh like Anikin
“Test” you’re panickin
But don’t stress out it’s all fallout
From previous demolishions
Every now and then a free son sets a mission
But that don’t change the odds
Try dancing with clods
I go fishin
But fresh catch takes time to settle
Meanwhile war drains coffers like broads drain metal
Ill born sons of ill born sons
All because the not quites wanted what was the already won’s
It’s all a story
Written in the underside of a turtles colon
Wrote these raps for the B mf- b beat. Been trying to record them all day but it’s hopeless.
I breach maggots
And break gaps
I build stacks
I’m Armaggedon
x4
Take recourse to the resource
I’m street dose
Welcome to the un dos
Far-fetched mind manners
Cause I learned it in the canters
Where real rock is taken from the mountain and
Made into folk legends
Back from the sack, I got four morenas
And a handful of crack cause today I murder Eneas
Be careful and be true
Baby blue
Tell me who did this to you?
And we’re off into the sunset like I’m Offset
Gucci leather and a red Mustang
Plus a head of enemy
Yes I ride Serenity
Serendippitty
That I should be face to face to you
Cause my scalp jacket is looking empty
I breach maggots
And break gaps
I build stacks
I’m Armaggedon
x4
Straight from the Eighties
I bring you, I’m Hades
From jungles to Haiti
I’m known to the ladies
Got Krom on my heals and
Old bones for the maties
So for the record
Bring gold, leave the fairies
Arrived on a ferry
To bring you the merry
Go round of disentery
You don’t know where I’ve been
You don’t know where I’ve been carried
By the winds of old crones
And new magic from derries
I’m praries
And fields littered with bodies of Heroes
And loved sons brought down by the hairies
I’m Pluto
I breach maggots
And break gaps
I build stacks
I’m Armaggedon
x4
Some raps I’ve written I’m not too unproud of:
I’m not idiosincratic
My flow’s aristocratic
Erratic is my rhythm
Socratic is the schism
Between me and my people
To them I’m a river
To me they’re a steeple
Correcting my merit
You must be a sheepdog
That makes me Toretto
And that makes you Deepak
Antonio Moreno
He showed me the weak side
Since then I’m a venom
To venomous weak gods
But let’s talk about tomorrow
Ancient kings be brought down to wallow
Now King Kong look like a koala
Don’t mind me as I smother Morgana
Do you see what I see pon de Earf?
Local chieftains lighting my hearth
Things are rarely what you think they are
Because thinking is preceded by existance yar
Or maybe it’s exactly what you think they are
Don’t let me stop you, just let me light a cigar
Don’t take myself too seriously
You might mistake me with God
But God is a Pzrsent, believe me I’m raw
Now let me lay down the schematics
First comes funk then comes mathematics
Don’t see this, you must be wearing panties
The world is yours and now you’re in a panic
I keep my rap simple
Like a cute girl’s dimple
Or a time-space ripple
Supple like a nipple
Let me try to explain
I always gotta gain
From the mount of Olympus
To a scrupulous stain
Or a genious’s bane
I don’t ever switch lane
Y’all found the fountain
Pouring forth like a mountain
Creepy codes written latin
Man bride wearing satin
Thought the top was a map and
Went like crazy sucking sap
I ain’t hazing I just clap
Keep it lazy so I tap
Realized the world has more to offer
Than imagination can put inside my coffer
Loaded with bloated buds ready to bust
I harvested them right at the cusp
Brent crude oil financing my toil
Eyes wide open I saw it all boil
Loyal ways death my way to the top
Now I just wait for the time of the crop
Working overtime
To make up for an ancient crime
Victim or criminal
God doesn’t mind
Center of the universe
But you can always lift the curse
All you gotta do is turn to your side
Now say “thank you Innunu” and open your eyes
Think you can defeat me?
Got your balls in a vise
I sing it a capella
Cause I am the thrilla
I am plot
Everything else is filla
I don’t explain myself
I just explain why you can’t reach up to my shelf
Bored again
What the hell
Destiny is retrospect
Magic men they make me belt
Shut 'em down like tinkerbell
Work for those with sense of smell
Test myself like Lionel
Rocky mountains Coronel
Shit
Rocky mountains Colonel
Uh
Rocky Mountains Colonel
Scoot
Rocky Mountains Colonel
Said I don’t explain myself
If I tried you’d just turn back to your shell
If I pried
You would soon detest yourself
So I lied
For the future episode
Yes I cried
At the shallow rabbit hole
Now I bide
With a shovel and a hoe
Uh
With a shovel and a hoe
Yes
With a shovel and a hoe
Skreet
With a shovel and a hoe
Yo Pezer, why you so great?
I don’t suffer hate.
I had it as a child
Made me suffucate
My power was mild so I overcame
Like a fucking muse pimp,
Gained massive disdain
It seems to me the time has come
Like African worship
I bang the drum
Cacophony of whores shit
I got plenty of cum
Balls the size of disaster
I start shit like Zoroaster
Ain’t found yet one I call master
I provide jest through the shadowcaster
Better than jet cause I travel faster
Yes
It seems the time has come
Gimme the stick
Imma bang the drum
Gimme the stick
Imma bang the drum
Gimme that stick
Imma bang this drum
Humdrum bitches wanna stradle Sun
Athenic corrections Imma call a sum
Mit
Can you dig? All my niggas bore and tore it
Wanna make you sing like Tora Bora
Like my homie said, this was por ahora
Now the sun has set and I own the fora
Now the sun has set and I own the fora
Now the sun has set, feel the drum and shore up
Now the time is set, hope you like the flora
Yo yes I bring it hard like a skinny elbow
Don’t work too hard, got it on escrow
Now let’s grow mi negro
Time’s a-wastin in the cold cavern
As others be wakin to
I always be restless always be tappin
Into the caverns of worses and betters
It’s just an old habit
Man I don’t grab it
Smoke alone, bag it
If it moan, gag it
If it slows, wag it
No repose
Swagger
No remorse
Tragic
I bring it like disaster
So I can extract
The nitrogen
Calssium
And potassium
Born in a world of cataclisms
I didn’t blame no one
My fight was truism
I even learned to enjoy it
Cold calculation made me buoyant
I am the bee’s knees
Holder of master keys
Don’t open all doors
Got a map, you see
It’s funny being me
Alert to the elemental mistery
Alert to the children of misery
Covert operations in every single dimensión
(Still waiting for my compensation)
Just kidding, content with owning the world and every future generation
I take magnanimity with corresponding moderation
Blow your mind like your very first playstation
A caveat- I crush the bones of those who seek the end station
Amenable like a constellation
Father of the very first and very last nation
I drive the hearse and I plow the verse
That’s me, your very old friend pezer
Stay terse
We’re gonna need umbrellas for the coming storm of rainbows
I like rockets and pockets full o lockets
No farce larse
I cock and lock it
Block rock stock
Like the spirit in your head
Say goodbye now but I’ll see you when you go to bed
Spic and span
Like I plannned
Only chaos
Is stable enough
Put 'im back in the stable with a pat on the back
And go back to my tale fabulous
More cold blooded than Dracula
A thousand horses in the engine cases
I make 'em bleed and outrhyme into Evrest spaces
Cause my time is nothin but a dime but my brain space is a goddamn crime
I got the slime
Now kick it in the bucket
Fuck nasty hos from here to Nantuket
Askin for more but I’m on with my jacket
Police be say I be causin a racket
Erratic like static, I’m nomadic
Cicadian rhythms for the moanin fagget
Once Saten comes he will want my packet
I’m the whole package
Only know ravage
But I’m civilized cause I always manage
To rip soul from the code like cabbage
Motherfucker I am the motherfuckin savage
Yo I’m bored again already
Was born to scorn of vultures standing ready
Of my destinies 9 of them I’d be dead already
And the other three only survive to levy
A heavy ass tax on brass lies to the truth of the skies
I yawn when I hear tough talk and even tough walk don’t impress me
Cause wolves and lions raise slaves and barons
Guess which one am I? Guess wrong and get pierced by a thousand arrows
Navigate straight through the narrows
Unequivacly 's why sparrows look at me quizzically
And I’m like don’t worry about it
I asked for hard but only easy level was ready appearently
Got no such contempt
S’why I never repent
The dumb are dumb and the smart shall live again
I do what I can to help me and them
If you want a reason run 50 laps around armaggeden
I do it cause I can my idea of fun is not common
I don’t need success and I never use a condom
Condo life with an AK and a wifex10
Rather sneak the streets and find the hidden gem
If I get rich it’s cause I wonder if I also can win
Like an academic problem over beer and women
If I change the world it’s cause I got tricked into it
Or to allow for more complicated problems for my future bretheren
Or cause I had nothing else to do on a Monday morning
Maybe it ain’t academic but I can’t stand the sight of apoplectic
Or stunned enemies I need fine remedies to provide the amenities
Ephemeridies searching for a better king than me
Cause I’d rather ride my horse and eat some borsch
Play chess with the charities and resolve ancient trails
But I gotta spill entrails instead while a bitch give me head
Just so I said something that eventually won’t curry lead
Struggling against mountains is a heady wine
So they shoot me down as I climb every time
Guess whose recruting climbers now to help me carry water to the phantom towns
We’ll train their children not to act like cows
Not to frown their brows at achievement
Not to hate on life for no reason
They call me Rhyme and Reason
So far so good
Readings on the panel all fortuitous
I’m liking the panorama but still not impressed with the drama
Must be some test ahead, one can hope
This kid’s dope as he goes I’ll follow and nope
I don’t take a bitch that doesn’t swallow
Better sound the alarm
I grew up in a farm
So the grand arches of history are pig’s feet to me
Every day like dew on a leaf or a bee under me
Do I smack em?
Sometimes
Do I watch em?
Sometimes
Imitate? Taunt? Test? Guess? Stress? Best? Beat? Teat? Wonder? Ponder? Leave? Find? Mind? Grind?
All o that shit and more G
And by the end of 13 I already had figured out ultimate story
But you and nobody ever set foot in
I dodge narrative errors like Neo I’m terrorrous
Ferment the gain again I make the grain a sin innumerable times
Like dimes falling from the sky and making puddles of grime
Lime taste in your mouth? I can’t describe what’s in mine
Indescribable how the world bows over time I’m glad I’m alive to see me from the hive all glory in their eyes as they see me comettize
Mezmerize the simple minded not cruel like just granted
And the little more complicated ones I put my life in the hands in
Like usual just searching for signs that they already know
Cause I ain’t teaching
Tomorrow I might start preaching to get a bitch on my knee then
But you know how it goes I need that real dough
Done playin in the farm now I’m going for the star’s domes
I don’t get offended ever
Remember
Only my death will be an ember
Actually produced from testing my ego
It’s strong like the idea of regal
Never ever been offended
And threats only work to make me wonder why he ain’t sent yet some death strike
You may be Jay Leno, I’m Iron Mike
Damn this shit again
Like a child in the midst of a tantrum
Got no time I got options like sub stratum
Castrate horses and bulls no problem
I ain’t been in a cage since I dropped acid that day
They all try to cage me it’s different
But how do you cage a transdimensional being?
I’m used to watching bitches fleeing
Bout ready to strap a saddle on the whole enchilada
Like they say where I’m from I don’t ando con huevonadas
Rather eat my empanada tranquily with a million in cash as a stool for my virgin daiquiry
See a valkiry, rape her and leave her there to bleed
Shit I’m in this see
I don’t even reckognize a catastrophy
Just keep my shit tight reach out to grab a kite strapped with rap
But if the wind ain’t right I don’t mind I still grind
Like the money making machines in the Swiss Alpines
Except there’s always dirt on my gears cause I don’t fear they be made to tear this and any other shit windmills throw at me
Only true real shit survive the hell in me
All the rest is overenthusiastic heresy or pussyfooting merry beings
I’m like Jack but I don’t need beans
Here goes some rap
Like sap
Don’t heed orders just the needs felt in battle lines
Some need shelter
Some need free granade arm
I’m Napalm
I stay calm
All outta balm
But I do carry a salm
You can recite it if you want
While I trigger happy my way into assault
Gestalt therapy the enemy together me
And some angry looking dudes gonna send a letter
For better or worse the contents are the head of a horse
I carry with me a nazi corpse wherever I go
It’s a good luck charm
Let the village kids kick its head in for fun to wipe out the blood and the Sun from their memories
It won’t bring back their moms but healing lies in parodies
Monothematic, sometimes I’m Homo Erratic
Polaric distinction between me and the simple
Don’t practice karate but bitch I’m nimble
Don’t bargain with Aries he’ll turn you into a symbol
And lastly my carriage carries the Sun into the siglo
First of all I’m easy
A gangster in a breeze see
Life is a dew drop within a dew drop within my sweat drop
I don’t flop
A cop thought
I was blocked
Then found his mind turning to home wot
Don’t limit my cells
In this age of whistles and bells
I am the bringer of hell
Tell
The young ones how to skin a bear
And wear the right pijamas to attract scrary pyrannas
I’m like a scarier Hamas
Burrier of sacred damas
The hardest motherfuckers in existence
Can’t help but at least wonder what my list is
I list this
As a simple consequence of the motion of my lens
Caravans of cavey mens
You don’t like? Well there’s your Benz
But I know you do like
I know you can’t help it like biggie wearing a do-rag
Why do I slave for the weak like a street rat?
While the universe itself forms the conditions for my street rap
So I don’t map the veils that I creat
I just find em tethered to the street lights
Of the underground halls of dead mean guys
They like my style preserved like flour
Danger afowl
I make Nietzsche howl
Contentious I maul
But my homies I bow
Before and ask how
They bore the weight of my Tao
Gangstalicious man
Nihao!
As far as ashes go I’m the finest, sho
I open the do specially if the price is my dignity
Anything cheap is beneath my tranquility
I feed and I feed and already the lead speaks of me
I give em permission
Initiate their comission
Which was handed to them from me from Olympus
Prolly no such thing but if I be reborn
I be like thanking myself for being such a key lord
Strike every chord
Leave no board unanswered
As I’m building the house for the Shin of pecado
A un lado te voy a poner
Y despues me voy a comer
Cause I’m kaos like bao baos
Like fruit flies eating your lies
Like karma getting confused about where to go next
I disconnect the net and bring forth every strong ka tet
In this coming war the winning side will see my shadow in their very marrow
Wonder if I really existed where did it come from this power?
I already won I’m like commies in Saigon
I’m sounding the clarion
My enemies you laugh on
That’s right son
As for as you and me are concerned they exist only as carrion
I carry on
With my flagon
Drinking dragon
Singing how long
Yes
PZRect, Fixed Cross and the Bad Ones
I’m sleazy like lazy
No forplay, I’m crazy
Daisy
Sue
Betty
Boo
“Why’s this guy think he can have me?
Psh, I’m high class I got married”
You cuss and I parry
No muster ninja scary
My lust is just hairy
Like mango in season
Sticky I’m picky and inside I’m a weirdo
A pervert
A slime bag
I grease my hair back
And whistle at ladies like ayrabs
And hey man
Misteriously they do stare back
With lust I bust a nut in their hair lag
Behind my at your own discretion
I’m not smooth cause my shit be heavy like pensions
Taken away to buy a jet and playstations
No considerations
But my pimp hand be strong and my nylon be worn
Out from so many houses I’ve robbed now
Think carefully if you really mess with me
Or if you feed my ego for laughing so histeriously
Gotta do this rap shit
It calls to me
No matter what it costs to me
But I won’t step in and I’ll quickly step out
If my homies ain’t standing next to me
Correction G:
I’m a mastermind Lord Beehive
I left long ago sofy soul behind
What is rap but sayin somethin back to Tupac?
And my homies know I don’t mess around
“True dat”
Rather die before I let em down
And I cry thinkin bout when I wear the crown
Imaptient like nascent and Fixed Cross make me bow down
To the pure and simple fact of honor
Bringing back Tupac like a voodoo karma
Waaagh shit
And that’s what that be
Me and my homies know a real G
Step to us with fear
And maybe we won’t crack a knee
Yo good the fuck morning
Only waking up to four bitches moaning
Will quell my bloodlust
My death thrust spare the corrupt
Which is everyone
I’m aware of the history but I’m Obi Wan
Seductive and productive like delux Satan
I rip scabs and I pick nabs for breakfast
Silver monster of the blue emerging from mercurial lagoon
To bring the fucking end of times
But while others see blood I see party
Forget man the club I rip caverns and domes
Sleep their souls into death in a flurry of electronic beat sets
Relent at the price of the break neck
I will never need to pick up a pistol or a tec
Thought this shit through like OPEC
The world be my hood I’m prolec
Cold bet
Uh
Just a mountain bee in a pastor scene
Smelling flowers and the breeze on me
Catching dandelion seeds as they fly by me
No ants here, to high up
What a calming treat
Now the river, 's cold
Rocks are polished and bold
Lie down, sink in the mud by the lake
Fireflies hover above and in my wake
Rocky ridges shine the Sun gently into my face
My regard
Remains sacred
Through the outcrops and the sweat
Leisure is the measure of my success
I crumble pressure
Thugs come at me I ask who’s next?
Bigger than Cineplex
A sinner my dinner is complex
Mostly brains I especially like neocortex
A vortext eruption of eurodite’s constructions
Commosions in the ocean attributed to my coastin
I ain’t boastin
Just tellin you the truth like Danny Ocean
I’m evil like O Ren
Just buildin my counterparts from the scraps of the churchmen
That’s you then
Come over my crew will fit you with truth
And send you out in the open
The battle from my pen
Watch them see you and tell me if you win
Then maybe you can swing
Your sword at me but I’m a master of old Zen
Corrosive like omen
That’s haunting your dreams and you coinscience like Soren
That’s Kierkegaard
When you read a little you’ll know what I mean
Till then take your girls from the age of 18
And make 'em purr like a 12 cylinder engine
Seen?
Rap
I know I can’t rap now
So let’s attack
Drove up in the back of a Cadillac
Sunday car, you know, all black
For lack of particles
Called my homie Charles over
Stepped out of his Range Rover with a mac and a comb-over
All stars all studded
Then I let im know that I got fo hunned
Gs?
No, Ms B
Need em all bellow before Sunday MSG
He said I put em to bed before they see me
And then all was done as said
Moving blocks for the cops
And I went home
My stable was waiting with some endo
Creepy cush with a touch of angel
My name is Pezer
And I walk with a cane
Don’t got friends
Just got lady friends
Don’t call Feds
I just want to sell you the meds
Unimpressed
With people telling me to go to hell
I been blessed
With abilities to make a bill
Call me prez
Or Gustavo Dudamel
Or Gustavo Dudamel
Or Gustavo Dudamel
Or Gustavo Dudamel
And the two lines that have allways eluded me, around which possibly the greatest rap ever is to be written
Satanic
Don’t panic
Im probably of the opinion that it should include this verse too
“My name is Pezer
And I walk with a cane
Don’t got friends
Just got lady friends”
that one, that kept me laughing last year
hahaha
Beautiful to see all these lyrics posted man.
Let me see if I can write this verse.
As far as recording em goes, try the Korg beat I upliked.
(I wanted to say uploaded, then uplinked, then it became upliked, which I now like)
I breach maggots
And break gaps
I build stacks
I’m Armaggedon
Satanic
Dont panic
or get your jaw cracked like Zack Galifianakis to a Phil Collins track
in a cul de sac
you moan and beg
to no effect
Im Balder
wreck vulgar ogre to Korg Volca
send in ten hulks and receive back a package of green pulp
now don’t sulk
you agreed to the deal when you drank the milk
yesterday we talked about tomorrow
now lets talk about today
ok let me get some more coffee
sun is shining, mornings all lofty
critters be crafty
tryna distract me
but my mind is a one track rap
I don’t look back ever from taxicabs
drive off from the scene all serene
ignore the sirenes in the lane aside from me
its all alright with me, no need to dream
It Ain’t all what it may seem
Get hit in the mouth lyrically
Now you mute like Mr bean, that’s empirically,
Stated, a motha fucka bout to be sedated
Because anytime the mouth opens
That shit is over rated, and it’s Makin me jaded
That’s why I use the 420, so I can get faded
Next fool that speaks is about to be eliminated
To all the hatin ass hoes in this world.
This bitches complexion
Has me bustin erection
I got another confession
You try n take her from me
I get the Smith n Wesson
Nah bruh I’m just messin
Hahaha I love you b’s.
Y’all the motha fuckin knees.
Bring me back to earth
Like a conscious utility.
We all got that humility
Young uns
letting it hang like Karl Hungus
shining like a fungus
taking chances
going up against us
got balls, not faggots
just need to learn some rapping
not breaking shit off half sentence
to demonstrate theres a rhyme there in case they forget it
learn the metric, learn the meter
slowly get hotter like a water heater
I won’t take that shit as a diss that’d be ridiculous
like Iambiguous
you still illiterate
but getting better at it
try to rap that rhetoric
and see whats happens with it
you yet half past midget
diaries like Bridget
stick some sticky icky in a zig zag and lick it
lighter goes click
smoke thick like my dick
im the ruler of this planet
was unmanned so I manned it
now everything is running as I planned it
tumbling into my gambit
Sometimes im in a bad mood
politics is like rat food
had to do what I had to do
now the fuse is lit, step back you fool
Whoever runs with me
will subconsciously
drive himself through his limits to keep up with me
its a fact I saw proven more times than I liked it
I never liked it the once but I learned to take pride in it
It won’t seem to subside and there wouldn’t be reason cause Jesus aint on the rise no more
thats right there the dice on the floor.
talk of light talk of dark
clean the world meet the dwarves
don’t talk craft
if you havent caused a blastwave
running through an urban cave
filled with the evil of fifty generations
of pissed off nations
agree with Pezerex on the aim
western continental chain
bling on the right hand
left hand path in the right hands
“Before you teach a man to think, he will have taught you his ignorance.”
- Gracchus the Hermit
GtHs Proverbs for a well turned out man
1
“The apple is ripe because you pluck it.”
GtHs Proverbs about birds
1
“The first criminals were birds.”
(Later a segment was added)
“Only a bird can properly judge a crime, or therefore an act of morality.”
(Much later)
“Therefore, God is a bird.”
(H didn’t before refer to God in his writing except on this wonderful segment)
Manmade blastwaves cascade the pathways
of the ancient city
Pilgrims at the ready
pillars are trembling
villages empty
villagers in a frenzy
I got em there, gently
like you would polish a Bentley
take it to the limit and stop for a cigarette
gotta dig a hole if you wanna steal a minaret
thats an actual Arabic saying. Like Who steals an egg also steals a camel, after which Ive named my movie production company. (WESSOK)
Derrick was a show some dude watched
same dude who later stole neckties
put toilet cleaner on tootbrushes