Pedro's Corner

Some shit was here

Jews: Tell me everything.

Nazis: Let someone else take care of it.

Gringos: I’ll take care of it.

Commies: There IS nothing to tell, or let, or take care of.

So, um, let comrade Stalin, um, not take care of anything.

Nietzsche: It’s um, well it’s uh, it’s complicated.

Greeks: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

YES!!!

Italians: Episcopo picola! E?

Just watched Alien: Covenant. Broke my heart.

But then, how was Scott supposed to make the sequel to Prometheus? It will take the next age, if we are able to hold on to our panties, to make the sequel to THAT one.

What do catholics understand that evades Protestants?

Protestants say, live like Jesus. But Jesus was God. So protestants are saying live like God.

Catholics are incapable of such blasphemy.

Ok, so it’s “do your best to do the impossible task of living like Jesus.”

That is still doing your best to live like God. Utter blasphemy.

'S why it’s not really blasphemous for Catholics to have the most expensive headquarters in history, complete with Gold enough to make El Dorado. They are not in the business of attempting to imitate God. They are in the business of worshiping it. Him. Whatever.

Of all gringos, the only one ever to achieve the intellect to grasp that is John Updike. Strongly recommend his book “A Month Of Sundays.”

But Mark Twain was wiser, there is no doubt, don’t worry. I’m not a nihilist.

How did you wake up?

Quick

When?

At about noon

Why?

Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon

What do you have to do?

Get drunk

When?

Before the day begins. Before my mother starts bitching about my friends

What did you do then?

About to go and damn near went blind

Why?

Young niggas at the pad, throwing up gang signs

I wreak havoc and preach bedrock I’m east-wedlock and western breezes
I’m never feast-less like Dre say in the heyday when they snoozed on the mayday
not on the fairway its like Claire Danes say when she wakey wakey
C I Am no less flakey
cray-Z is the sister of Jay z but I can’t say that
she eats from a placemat
hahahaha
I probably really can’t say that
take it e z jay plea z
drive through a stargate in a crappy limo
with a first class bimbo though
no cringe zone no flinch hone in zone
phone home to verify the hormone
sterilize no pheromone I’m leprechaun
when there was a weed there
inside it a planet
some greed there
but mostly genious
in the vertical horizon
along which it rained backwards
upside your head is whoop
throw it in a loop
toss the garbage with the garlic and gargle
comic like marvel

vocaroo.com/i/s0ExX8rDjTqv

I tried rapping my own lyrics after, the result was depressing. That’s why it stops abruptly.

Goddamn, you really just can’t replace good composition. Holy sweet Jesus.

Meh what the fuck. At least it’s not on the same track or even the same post.

vocaroo.com/i/s1dVFXUqRj6g

Hahahaha and here you go, a freestyle on my man’s Wit Raam beat.

vocaroo.com/i/s0K1ZDVrumdP

vocaroo.com/i/s09JQRZvl4rT

Actually this one was much better. Damn, it’s hard to tell when it’s fresh.

Ah whatever, here is the full track with FC’s and my lyrics.

vocaroo.com/i/s1JKAcUelBai

Hail

“I play the game to pass the time
I cruise and sit, relax and write some rhymes
Tryin to think of ways to make a few dimes because change is inevitable and time is dollar signs
Almost every other rapper has had their prime and now is my time
I’m tired of workin that 9 to 5
Workin on me while I still have the drive”

“Mind is hazing, my vision is fading
———E-rad-I-cation———-
Of the bodies fixation, i am forsaking
Strip the flesh of the soul,
And gaze upon the lifeless ghoul
The body without the minds a tool
I’m just another lifeless fool
Strip the flesh of the soul“

“I’m blunt as fuck with the truth
And thats all I’ll ever spit
when I step up in the booth
My motto is education and not solely fame
So if mistaken then your thinkin is lame
Enlighten a mind is why I joined the game
Why we all different and none of us the same
Truth is objective, irrespective of human method
So best respect it “

“thrice greatest stated
Enticed will made us
Its not a comfort or pleasure
It’s Just another treasure
I’ve read between the lines
And I see Gold in your eyes
watching another’s demise
What’s within you should
Never be short of the prize”