[b]Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. [/b]
Sound about right?
There’s a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
Nope, they’re are still basically neck and neck.
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
Of course now it’s Trump and Pence.
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you’ve got to be a girl.
Now it’s all dollars and cents. Girls or boys.
Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Reagan couldn’t tell the difference.
Where’s that put Trump then?
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Done.