Chesslings

Some iron steels, good game.

I will stop doing that myself.

My highest rating I recently attained was 1845. I let it slip though, back at 1600 for the 10 minute games. In 5 minute games I am much worse.

Promethean is of course far better at chess than Carlsen. We should be very grateful that he is in our midst.

i doubt that. i have a very difficult time with short term memory and am unable to hold a picture of the board four to five moves in the future, in my head for very long. i see it for a brief moment, then lose it, and have to walk through the moves again in my head.

but thanks to Chernov and a relatively lengthy prison sentence, i was able to spend some time with the game and get to know it. i make a much better teacher than a player, as my knowledge of the fundamentals far exceeds my ability to play. this might not make sense to you.

Of course it does man, youre better at unverified knowledge than at verified knowledge. Same with pollatikks.

I mean you’re exceptional at saying stuff with a tone of a school teacher. It’s mostly nonsense but hey its knowistic to fucking cayre.

i’m not sure if this is the part where you struggle to say something clever, or if you’re just trying to take advantage of my modesty.

in any case that, too, is wrong. certain principles of the game are verified by the logic alone, and one wouldn’t need to actually ‘play them out’ to understand them. moving the A pawn to 3 before bringing out the knight prevents the ruy lopez from pinning the knight against the king. one can acquire this knowledge reading about it or watching it happen, and wouldn’t need to actually do it to verify its truth.

i didn’t really need to just explain this to you, did i?

my pollatikks are very fied every time i put my bags on and go to woik.

i dunno about all that. maybe it’s because you feel like a student when you read my shit? if that’s the case, i’m glad i could help.

I feel exasperatingly bored, yes. How could you tell.

Pezer why did we ever want to work with this vat of mediocrity?

imagine being stuck with this guy in a war.

Hes hanging behind while we’re under fire, checking his almanac , saying no no, there is no shooting here. My almanac doesn’t know anything about it.

it is actually very nice to know this is how socialists prepare for battle. By avoiding at all cost all forms of praxis.

well i tried to show you years ago how your designer philosophy of VO was just a watered down recapitulation and mishmash of various failed ethics theories of the past, but you kept insisting you ‘discovered’ something extraordinary. then i was forced to watch in agony as you paraded around the forums trying to recruit yesmen who would placate your misguided sense of grandiosity. after a while i got better though and it no longer hurt. instead of cringing when i saw you somewhere, i’d just say to myself ‘oh that’s just jakob again, doing his thang, passing out brochures.’

but that’s the fun of it, man! these forums give us a place to temporarily leave our ordinary, mediocre lives and pretend to be the superheros we’ve always wanted to be (wait a min… did i say ‘us’? i didn’t mean to include myself… sorry). there is nothing more adorable than watching a poster believe he’s come upon an original idea and get all excited about it… without knowing that idea has been a dead duck for seventy years. it doesn’t matter that serious philosophy was finalized a century ago…nobody is intent on doing serious philosophy anyway… so there’s no loss here.

really though, as much as i know you’d like to think you and pezer’s venture here is like some kind of formal philosophical expedition, unfortunately it’s more like two highschool kids coming to crash a keg party. but don’t get me wrong… like i said, that can be fun. even more fun if the crashers believe they’re some kind of highly trained special ops team of intellectuals. that’s quality stuff. i told you before i could make a comedy mini series out of these forums if i had a few investors.

“i didn’t really need to just explain this to you, did i?”

No, because he tried it, tried not doing it, tried 100 variations of timing, accompanying structures, devising traps, hiding attacks. All sortsa.

But yeah, sure, that book thing sounds super fun too.

Specially unforgivable when you’re talking about politics, people’s lives and livelyhoods.

“But I read it in a book!”

Psheh.

Tell me the truth B, straight up. Would you or would you not love to rock some grillz? Maybe with your initials or “Ceci ne’st pas un grillz?”

Tell the fucking truth.

what are ‘grillz’? you mean gold teeth? no i don’t think that will be necessary because i…

got toes look like chicken mcnuggets
went to vegas lost all but three duckets
start a post get a thread full of ‘fuck its’

tighten up like brady in the third quarter
build a wall, mexicans at the boarder
grandma juanita was a newspaper hoarder
got a job at the hotel as a porter

Yo, got a job at the hotel as a porter
10 cents to the fam and another 90 for the Porter
Substantial amount of GDP generated by cheap gringo boarders
Meanwhile Juanita got raped before she could say “por favoro”

Before she could say “por favoro”
Pass me another Marlboro
I gotta light this fool up before he tells me more 'bout decorum

I come now and then to the ILP forum
Look for smart and sane but i never make quorum
Lazy ass lazy face lazy and porous
But I take a jab now and then to remind them there’s oro

I take a jab now and them to remind them there’s oro
While I dream of shanty shack days eating fororo
He don’t know what that is, Mexicans just mor fodder
For the guilt trippy nanny state he so loves and ado-res

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Lol, no man, THIS is a mess.

https://lichess.org/yZ51M8txneWh

Untill the wzzorld learns how to BE in a mess, I will not be defeated.

And the only ones that know don’t know philosophy or technology and shit. And Imma teach them. Stock markets and shit.

I almost feel sorry for y’all.

All your socialism shit is just the Man’s last ditch attempt to prevent me from doing precicely this.

It’s on cause it’s on cause I say it’s on.

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By the way I decided Im not going to let you believe I don’t know and understand your envy.

You should convince the girls you sleep with of your great intellect. I am sure that works every time.
But here you are talking to a man who completed Philosophy.

I understand envy as a natural law among sentient beings, it is as predictable as gravity. I don’t blame you, but I do know what drives you.

This is why I always referred to your talents. You’ve got stuff to work with. I thought. But I now realize talent is very liberally distributed among humans. Integrity is not. And one who doesn’t have it doesn’t seem to have any desire for it either.