“I know it’s technically a mistake, but I thought it out and integrated it into my game.”
Cocky. I love 'em when they get like that.
My experience is that that is what separates 2000+ from under. The 2000 guys don’t make mistakes FIRST, at least not on purpose if they know they can avoid it, they are first sane and reasonable and careful about overall economy, and THEN they consider strategy.
That;s why THEY can pull of being confident in advancing castled pawns. Only guys I see do it, and they do it annoyingly often, and they kill. Hot headedness is ultimately the best strategy, if you understand true structure, because it is like pure effectiveness +1/2, no time to figure out ways around. Straight to the center.
Fuck I hate those guys. Nah, I love 'em. Their ass is mine some day.
i doubt that. i have a very difficult time with short term memory and am unable to hold a picture of the board four to five moves in the future, in my head for very long. i see it for a brief moment, then lose it, and have to walk through the moves again in my head.
but thanks to Chernov and a relatively lengthy prison sentence, i was able to spend some time with the game and get to know it. i make a much better teacher than a player, as my knowledge of the fundamentals far exceeds my ability to play. this might not make sense to you.
i’m not sure if this is the part where you struggle to say something clever, or if you’re just trying to take advantage of my modesty.
in any case that, too, is wrong. certain principles of the game are verified by the logic alone, and one wouldn’t need to actually ‘play them out’ to understand them. moving the A pawn to 3 before bringing out the knight prevents the ruy lopez from pinning the knight against the king. one can acquire this knowledge reading about it or watching it happen, and wouldn’t need to actually do it to verify its truth.
i didn’t really need to just explain this to you, did i?
my pollatikks are very fied every time i put my bags on and go to woik.
i dunno about all that. maybe it’s because you feel like a student when you read my shit? if that’s the case, i’m glad i could help.
well i tried to show you years ago how your designer philosophy of VO was just a watered down recapitulation and mishmash of various failed ethics theories of the past, but you kept insisting you ‘discovered’ something extraordinary. then i was forced to watch in agony as you paraded around the forums trying to recruit yesmen who would placate your misguided sense of grandiosity. after a while i got better though and it no longer hurt. instead of cringing when i saw you somewhere, i’d just say to myself ‘oh that’s just jakob again, doing his thang, passing out brochures.’
but that’s the fun of it, man! these forums give us a place to temporarily leave our ordinary, mediocre lives and pretend to be the superheros we’ve always wanted to be (wait a min… did i say ‘us’? i didn’t mean to include myself… sorry). there is nothing more adorable than watching a poster believe he’s come upon an original idea and get all excited about it… without knowing that idea has been a dead duck for seventy years. it doesn’t matter that serious philosophy was finalized a century ago…nobody is intent on doing serious philosophy anyway… so there’s no loss here.
really though, as much as i know you’d like to think you and pezer’s venture here is like some kind of formal philosophical expedition, unfortunately it’s more like two highschool kids coming to crash a keg party. but don’t get me wrong… like i said, that can be fun. even more fun if the crashers believe they’re some kind of highly trained special ops team of intellectuals. that’s quality stuff. i told you before i could make a comedy mini series out of these forums if i had a few investors.
what are ‘grillz’? you mean gold teeth? no i don’t think that will be necessary because i…
got toes look like chicken mcnuggets
went to vegas lost all but three duckets
start a post get a thread full of ‘fuck its’
tighten up like brady in the third quarter
build a wall, mexicans at the boarder
grandma juanita was a newspaper hoarder
got a job at the hotel as a porter
Yo, got a job at the hotel as a porter
10 cents to the fam and another 90 for the Porter
Substantial amount of GDP generated by cheap gringo boarders
Meanwhile Juanita got raped before she could say “por favoro”
Before she could say “por favoro”
Pass me another Marlboro
I gotta light this fool up before he tells me more 'bout decorum
I come now and then to the ILP forum
Look for smart and sane but i never make quorum
Lazy ass lazy face lazy and porous
But I take a jab now and then to remind them there’s oro
I take a jab now and them to remind them there’s oro
While I dream of shanty shack days eating fororo
He don’t know what that is, Mexicans just mor fodder
For the guilt trippy nanny state he so loves and ado-res