promethean75 wrote:excuse me for a second.... don't mean to interrupt, but have you ever heard of the urantia foundation? If you haven't, you TOTALLY need to check it out, homes. That stuff is right up your alley. It'll take you up like four character levels, raise your hit points, and give you like three extra special abilities.
I spent some time talking to a guy named Zang who was the restored Christ Consciousness, the real Gandalf.
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