Chesslings

… and let’s say we do it. Queen takes passed pawn, then white blocks check with knight. What happens next? Black advances pawn… white knight cannot move because it’s pinned against king, and pawn takes knight.

You must learn to think four to five moves head, young jedi.

Not sure why you insist the passed pawn is so vulnerable. that’s the beauty of it, all that black now has to invest to deal with it. Ok so I took the knight with knight, pawn takes, tell me, what can’t white do?

Why not queen on 4 or 2 or knight on 5? Suddenly, white is weighing a unierse of attack possibilities while black is just shitting bricks how to hunt that pawn without everything else getting out of hand.

That is one badly placed king there.

Simplest thing to get that Queen to move and take pawn on f6. It breaks the entire position of black. Then you can even piggy back on that pawn to get the rook on 7.

It just does not look good for black.

Your forward reading is - like - linear, dude.

Only the extremest of violence, which I have only seen one certain member of this forum do, can overcome the strictest of positional chess.

Read a 1000 moves, hatch a million plans. No excaping economy.

Usually.

Yes, that’s what I’m going with. After pawn takes knight, knight to d5.

Now vat?

I could always do Queen f3, but it’s always nice to pack the knights in there as much as possible. Like wolves smelling blood, sensing a kill.

Anyway, I guess my point is just that, even though that pawn is really sexy there with the opposing black one, king all entrapped, Absolutely nothing is lost and everything is gained by opening that square. Only perhaps the illusion of more space.

removed engine based comment.

Just take the goddamn horse ya fag

That game’s been over for a week. Where the fuck have you been?

And don’t underestimate alla. She’s picked up a few tricks in the last month. Bet she won’t fall for that again.

imgur.com/a/3kO30eS

When sexting during a chess game goes wrong and corrupts the game (a glitch in the app). I’m on the left, my chess girlfriend/contemporary is on the right.

argh, I went through the trouble of posting this as a forced mate instead of losing a queen but it is not, he was just dumb.

Maybe there is an app in this, like, Chexx, a focus on the mess which is in fact the objective of chess.

i don’t understand. what are you saying is the problem? white queen is in no danger and neither side has any foreseeable forced mate any time soon. what is ‘dumb’ about the situation on the board?

It was a 3 minute game, first of all, disclaimer, and I posted it 3 moves after this one when the opponent left the table cursing and calling me a cheat.
I figured that Id done something smart or something. But I don’t think the onus of his anger was on me.

How does one cheat in electronic chess?

So what the fuck, when are we starting this chess tournament?

i’m on zynga chess as promethean75@soundcloud. i’ve got 84 wins, 28 losses, but that’s probably because all i play are hot chicks who aren’t incredibly skilled at chess (yet). but they’re getting better, fast, so my stats might get worse.

the app is simple and user friendly… none of the complicated shit on all the other chess apps. one problem though; bugs cause games to corrupt and fall ‘out of sync’ often, rendering them unplayable. so you just start another one, no problem. not like your playing for money or anything.

But I don’t want an app. I want a website. Don’t make me download some shit.

Why not lichess.org?

It’s open source, user friendly, visually nice. Magnus Carlsen is on it.

lichess.org/P0dAy0Mv/black

  1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 { C34 King’s Gambit Accepted, King’s Knight Gambit } Bc5 4. Bc4 h6 5. d4 Bb6 6. Bxf4 Nf6 7. e5 Nh5 8. Be3 g5 9. O-O d6 10. Nc3 Nc6 11. Bxf7+ Kxf7 12. Nxg5+ Kg6 13. Nf7 Qh4 14. Qd3+ Kg7 15. Nxh8 Kxh8 16. Bxh6 Bxd4+ 17. Kh1 Ng3+ 18. Qxg3 Qxh6 19. Ne4 Bxe5 20. Qh3 Bxh3 { White resigns. } 0-1

Goddamn that’s satisfying.

I dunno what this obsession people have now with moving the C pawn AND castling king side is. But you know what? I’m for it. Go for it man.