In radically different terms than I, I do have to admit you are a political genious. First got me thinking about Trump. I do would like to know what you see.
But I know how that goes. The very revelation relies on political expediency.
Fuck it, I’m comfortable with the bet. The bet is that I subjectively will be able to acknowledge if I lost, and ditto from your side.
$500
“Find a million dollars in a whores asshole
Stashed for a rainy day to overdose in Glasgow”
Lol that’s fucking genious.
Maybe all this shit I’m on about now is just so I can dream of becoming a rap producer.
Hey kid, here’s $2000 and an apt. Stop fucking around and write me some lyrics, see you in the studio in a month.
More than ever.
As funny as this is to propose as terms it could work. But frankly I’m too on edge already about the impending plot to take pleasure in betting on it.
You got me thinking about Trump, but it was my own sharp as shit political genious that locked it in.
Namely, when I started to notice he was serious about avoiding WW3.
Well look, if you’re serious about that and want to put our two cents into the fray, I trust your on edge enough to do our part for the Trump.
Repost.
Got nothing to add.
Wish I could have worded that better, but that how it goes.
I wasn’t giving serious thought to it because i am seriously not concerned about it. But if you are, bears thinking.
Very clear though.
compliments go to les claypool, not me. he wrote that song for you.
Also dude this calendar of mine for Pluto, it is like, currenting. I am not kidding. Complete immeresion man.
im seriously going to say fuck the sixties.
What we are getting into. Dude.
Thank god we smoked a crossjoint before the shitstorm hit.
Fuck man.
You used my only actual weakness against me. My love for my people, in so far as as my friend, you are my people. This weakness will be my excuse for the Gods when they ask wtf. We gave you the revelation dude, the politics of greatness. I’ll be like yeah, but I liked the guy. Good rapper. And that girl’s smell.
Whatever. I can still get rich or die trying.
prometheus75, shame. No props? Whyon’t you write some of your own shit?
I listened some of your beats, pretty good.
Whatever, we’ll play your game, nobody wants to play mine. Because weakness.
It’s Leo. Leo is the ultimate sucker, likely because only Leo can afford to be.
I don’t think my excuses, oversimplified as they were in that last post, will gain the gods’ approval, but I think owning my pitfalls as I fell into them will get a cracked smile out of them.
Maybe they’ll let me die rich, if untouched by glory.
Why not? It’s free money. Trump lost WI, MI, and PA, so there’s no way he could win. Whoever runs against Trump gets a free ticket to the white house.
And NJ is going to pass legislation to remove his name from the ballot unless he releases his tax returns (and reveals he’s broke). The legislation failed to pass when the governor was republican, but that changed.
thehill.com/homenews/state-watc … 020-ballot
[i]According to the Courier Post, the Democratic-controlled state Senate passed the measure along party lines in a 23-11 vote on Thursday, sending the bill to the Assembly committee and full legislature for a vote before it heads to the desk of Gov. Phil Murphy (D) for consideration.
The controversial measure would deny candidates for president and vice president a spot on the state ballot if they do not publicly release five of their most recent tax returns at least 50 days before the general election in 2020.
The bill, if passed, would also bar the state’s electors from voting for candidates for president and vice president as part of the Electoral College system if they choose not to comply with the legislation.[/i]
There isn’t a question if he will win or lose, but whether he will suffer the most embarrassing defeat in US history or merely tie with the worst.
The Trumptards will have to find another braindead messiah to worship.
Sitting presidents have such an advantage, I don’t know. Especially if there is a (created) crisis.
You guys should get a room or form a band.
As Ann Coulter said, “The Only National Emergency Is That Our President Is An Idiot”
mic check hey yo. turn that middle down some. yeah… yeah. a’ight. yo.
i just ate a pepperoni and cheese sandwich
and you say that’s outlandish
still i brandish
cold cuts and lean meats
mix honey ham with mean beats
take the thick cut over thin slices
you ain’t been to foodlion
you ain’t seen these damn prices
nigga
what’s the difference between
salami and pepperoni
okay i’ma 'splain all this shit
but your broke ass will owe me
there ain’t no fuckin difference
one’s just bigger than the other
it’s made with the same shit
cheap by-products my brother
wait, why the fuck
am i rappin about sandwiches?
i used to be a gangsta
had street smarts and vision
but now R Kelly’s dumb ass is
goin’ right straight to prison
no longer ‘i believe i can fly’
no longer ‘i believe i can touch the sky’
no longer ‘think about it night and day’
now i rap about the deli
cuz that’s my new way
but hey
ever put jalapenos on a pepperoni sandwich?
expand your portfolio, mang
don’t be so off-standish
experiment in the next days
mix mustard with ketchup
even add some mayonaise
and pickle
be fickle
use a hammer and sickle
slice some rye bread or whole wheat
and stay fast on your feet
like a fat man on fire
call oscar and meyer
anomie in bologna
cuz the store brand is phoney
i axed them to phone me
when they put it on sale
now i shop with two carts
like my name’s christian bale
what the hell
this shit is way betta
then what they served in the cell
right?
the little red packing strips
with anticipation
i takes a piece
and i rips
it off with my fingers
or maybe my teeth
that’s how most people do it
ever notice that?
what’s up with that?
and why only bologna
that’s baloney
they don’t know me
i’ll roll up in the fuckin’ packaging plant
tech-9 in my hand
‘yo what’s up with that?’
why you gotta put the red strips on bologna only?
answer me mang
i’m like obi wan kenobi
you better start talkin’ nigga
got an interest in deli meats
and a feather light trigger
turkey and ham is part of my history
but this fuckin’ bologna
this shit’s like a mystery
that’s why every home should have a sherlock holmes
that’s why you never break into one of sherlock’s homes
that’s why every home should have gnomes in they yard
that’s why every gnome should give holmes a phone card
that’s why every card should have a gnome’s number on it
that’s why every crackhead takes a TV and pawns it
but they can’t pawn bologna
like i said, nigga, you owe me
i’m tellin’ you, man
i’ma get to the bottom of these fuckin’ red plastic strips
if i gotta go scarface and smear coke on my lips
get jacked up and macked up
my dollars get stacked up
express lane gets backed up
rich house wives get prenup
agreements
i seen this
got a coupon
redeem this
for two packs of bolonga
says buy one get one free
don’t you see what the fuck
they doin’ to me?
for years i been trippin’ on these mystery red strips
load up the truck with road gear and set out on long trips
to all the meat plants across the whole nation
they even got my picture at the fuckin’ police station
the bologna bandit they call me
APB, they might stall me
sherlock holmes he might call me
with the precedence
of evidence
of governments
involved in this
meat factories
de facto, please
i’m on my knees
it’s ten degress
i drop the keys
take off on foot
don’t drop the loot
packaging protocols that i stole from the factory
called the CEO
but the nigga said ‘get back to me’
nah fuck that i want the trufe
don’t try to be aloof
you gonna tell me what i want to know
bout these packaging strips
cross my lips, hope to die
dedicated my life
to know why
other deli meats don’t have strips
used to be down with crips
'till R Kelly got busted
then my rap skills got rusted
my old crew they don’t know me
cuz i fucks with bologna
HAHAHAHAHA
See man, I did have vision. With the Philosophers Clan.
I wasnt quite clear yet about it being a rap thing, but it obviously was.
Rap liberates genious from the dank abatoirs of ideology.