[b]Lenny Bruce
If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish.[/b]
Maybe back then, right?
There is only what is and that’s it. What should be is a dirty lie.
There are however other ways to point that out.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I’m Going to be If I Grow Up”.
At least he could joke about it.
You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don’t think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is the logic: You have the choice of spending fifteen years married to a woman, a black woman or a white woman. Fifteen years kissing and hugging and sleeping real close on hot nights. With a black, black woman or a white, white woman. The white woman is Kate Smith. And the black woman is Lena Horne. So you’re not concerned with black or white anymore, are you? You are concerned with how cute or how pretty. Then let’s really get basic and persecute ugly people!
There’s a kernel of truth in there somewhere. Let’s find it.
People are leaving the church and going back to God.
Is this better or worse?
Communism is like one big phone company.
Of course we’ll need Phyllo to confirm this.