[b]David Sedaris
The iPhone 2 led to the 3, but I didn’t get the 4 or 5 because I’m holding out for the 7, which, I’ve heard on good authority, can also be used as a Taser. This will mean I’ll have just one less thing to carry around.[/b]
I’m still using the iPhone 0.
Since when do politics affect a mammals ability to sustain a flame? That aside, who says a burning mouse can’t run a distance of twelve feet?
But what if it isn’t a non sequitur?
I thought the president-elect’s identity as a despicable human being was something we could all agree on.
We have ours, they have theirs.
True art was based upon despair, and the important thing was to make yourself and those around you as miserable as possible.
With me it’s true philosophy.
In France the most often used word is “connerie,” which means “bullshit,” and in America it’s hands-down “awesome,” which has replaced “incredible,” “good,” and even “just OK.” Pretty much everything that isn’t terrible is awesome in America now.
Okay, by me. As long as it isn’t “cool”.
…the beauty of an art school: as long as you can pay the tuition, they will never, even in the gentlest way, suggest that you have no talent.
The art of exploitation.