[b]Jan Mieszkowski
Early capitalism: Be all you can produce
Middle capitalism: Be all you can borrow
Late capitalism: Sorry, you’ve been sold for scrap[/b]
And that’s not even counting the Third World.
Philosophy 101: Why?
Philosophy 201: Why why?
Philosophy 301: Why oh why did I study philosophy?
Let’s pin down Philosophy 401.
Philosophy 101: Everything you believe is false
Philosophy 201: Everything you believe is true and false
Philosophy 301: Truth and falsity don’t believe in anything, especially you
Let’s pin down Philosophy 401.
[b]A Typology of Philosophy Tweets
- Something about knowing nothing
- Void, Abyss, Void, Abyss
- Kant pun
- Nietzsche quotation with a picture of a cute baby ferret[/b]
Let’s just say it will be true eventually.
Your childhood ends when you stop pretending to have finished The Brothers Karamazov and start pretending to have finished War and Peace.
Unless of course it’s the other way around. Like it is for most of us.
The Metamorphosis: Kafka’s famous short story about the abject humiliation of a family that learns that their son
a) can’t land a TED Talk
b) has only 9 followers on Twitter
c) applied to work for Trump but didn’t get the job
d] posts here.