[b]Existential Comics
It’s not so much that I hate getting up early, it’s that I hate getting up at all.[/b]
Wow, and I thought I was the only one.
Breaking news: humanity is doomed.
If only one at a time. You know, for now.
Everyone knows State media is propaganda under a dictator, but somehow people think billionaire owned media under capitalism is “the free press”.
Somehow they think lots of things like that.
The complete history of philosophers who you could picture eating a hotdog after it had fallen on the ground:
500 BC: Heraclitus
400 BC: Diogenes
390: Augustine
1050: Anselm
1500: Machiavelli (if no one was looking)
1750: Hume
1850: Marx
1900: Frege
1950: Sartre
2018: Žižek
My guess: He just made this up.
There is really only one thing that every culture from every age has agreed upon: that dinosaurs are cool as shit.
Though [surely] not as cool as that thing from space that wiped them out. If you get my drift.
[b]Top five philosophers of ALL TIME:
5. Hegel
4. Descartes
3. Kant
2. Plato
- Whoever it was that came up with the slogan “be gay, do crimes”[/b]
Let’s decide what the hell that means.